Early Afternoon Tonight

And IiiieeeeIIIIIIiii, will always listen to Early Afternoon Tonieeeiight!!!!! Our guests Ben Cass and Carlyn Hendler come together to rise above Karl's inane questioning, but will the answer be enough?  Find out tonight!

Hey baby, let me pop the cork on this vintage merlot and work my hands into your body; all while we listen to the smooth sensual sounds of Early Afternoon Tonight.  Featuring Chayse Kerzman and Kate Prokop, can love happily answer the questions posed by Karl to give an ending worth of desire?  Find out tonight!

This is the Captain speaking, if you turn your attention to the left side of the aircraft, you will notice a new episode of Early Afternoon Tonight!  Featuring Julie Smith and Tom Murnan, can they provide the answers to the stratosphere or will the question of how do I land this damned thing wither them away leaving nothing but ashen corpses in contemptuous poses?  Find out tonight!

Peasants, Middle, and Noble men, lend me your ears and strike not with secondary thought, for it's Early Afternoon Tonight!  We bring to the stage of love and misery Taylor Royal and Earnest Richardson.  Doth the tale of woe be answered by these two dreary travelers or will an inquiry prove deadly?  Find out tonight!

Wop bop a loo bop a lop ba ba, it's an episode of Early Afternoon Tonight!  Two entities known as Emily Knaub and Chad Riche join us to question the frutti and answer the tutti, will they know what to do?  Find out tonight!

And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord, my soul to be given more Early Afternoon Tonight!  Our guests, Kara Eastman and Vince Swayney, question what comes to us in the after, but will the answer be too much?  Find out tonight!

Going once, going twice, sold to the bidder in back row!  A brand spankin' new episode of Early Afternoon Tonight.  Featuring guests Ben Baldwin and Drew Peterson, can they chew their way to the answer or will they be lost in the question of how a fingernail got in here?  Find out tonight!

Captain, I'm giving her all she's got!  We don't have enough power! But, we definitely have enough Early Afternoon Tonight!  Featuring Matthew Tompkins, Houston Alexander, and Chikadibia Ebirim, can our guests take on the question of our survival or will bitter defeat answer their resounding call?  Find out tonight!

That was easy, yeah, a little too easy... ...To bring you a brand spankin' new episode of Early Afternoon Tonight!  Featuring Frank Bramlett and Travis Lee, will our guests find the answer to escaping Karl's questionably proposed sketches?  Find out tonight!

The hills are alive with sound of Early Afternoon Tonight!  Featuring Amy Richardson and Mike Mai, will Karl finally cross that questionable line of tastefulness or will the answers beat him into a bitter self-restraint?  Find out tonight!

Giddy on up, Cowboy, have we got a rip roarin' episode of Early Afternoon Tonight for you.  Featuring Henry Mynt and Dominique Morgan, can they answer for Karl's shortcomings or will they burn up in his the path of his questionably obtained death ray?  Find out tonight!

Holy shit!  What was that?  Did you see it?  It just flew past your head!  You've gotta be more careful, that was a new episode of Early Afternoon Tonight!  Can our guests Megan Hunt and The Ghost of Music answer the call, or will they burn alive in the questionably looming shadow?  Find out tonight!

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Great googly moogly!  It's another brand spankin' new episode of Early Afternoon Tonight!  Featuring Heath Mello and George Tselentis, the question of good and evil is presented.  Can our guest find the answer?  Find out tonight!

Dear Courtney, It's not me, it's you.  Blah, blah, blah, Early Afternoon Tonight, blah, blah, Andrew Norman and Jules Hupke.  Doctors can't find the answer to why you're a complete psychopath and I'm starting question the effects of this relationship on my health.  I hope you do well in life, oh wait... Find out tonight?

Y'all got any more of them episodes?  You bet your sweet ass we do!  Come feed your addiction with this brand new episode of Early Afternoon Tonight.  Featuring Tony Thomas and Kayla Bulin, can these guests find their way through the maze of Karl's questions or will they succumb to the bitter answer reality will give them?  Find out tonight!

Cataract in your bataract, Early Afternoon Tonight is back.  Featuring Jessica Freeman and Raquel Telfer, how will these guests cope with such death defying questions from Karl?  Find out tonight!

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Surprise!  It's another episode of Early Afternoon Tonight!  This time featuring Beaufield Berry and Alyssa Bahler, watch these two guests join together to escape Karl's Q & Al; can they do it?  Find out tonight!

Step right up, get your awards here!  Two for five dollars!  Early Afternoon Tonight is back in usual featuring Gil Cohen and Justin Powell.  The age old question of money and entitlement is answered here or is it?  Find out tonight!