Wait, You Haven't Seen...!?

WOLVERINES!!! That's all we really need to say. The Soviets are invading the United States and we got to do something about it! But all we are going to do is record a podcast. So learn your state capitals, grab a rocket launcher and eat some GPS chips because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss Gilbert Grape, seeing our National Parks, and the lack of subtitles in movies. Special thanks to Matt and Jon Long, Kyle Nordby and Foundation Finance. You guys know what you did.

Carp-Isode isn't a movie we just recorded while we were in a car on our way back from the airport. Sorry to confuse you. No, we were in San Francisco and watched some movies and wanted to talk about all of them. So buckle your seat belts, put on your voice modulation device and get some cylinders because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode we talk about The Dark Knight Rises, spoil The Dark Knight Rises and then read the complaints about spoiling The Dark Knight Rises. We also talk about Iron Man, Accepted, Manos: The Hands of Fate, and A Fish Named Wanda. Oh, we don't have a theme song this week so sorry to scare you with our voices right away.

If you are going to San Francisco make sure to wear a bullet-proof vest so Dirty Harry doesn't shoot you in the chest. Those were probably the original words to that song, you know the one we're talking about. So jump on a school bus, break into a football stadium and munch on a hot dog because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss Clint Eastwood's aging process, running in loafers, and they introduce a new segment to the show. Special Thanks as always to Kyle Nordby, Matt and John Long and Foundation Finance. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

Hello and welcome to a special episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? Because of the busy summer we've barely had time to record, but don't worry we have something in store for you anyway. This is the add-on version of Pulp Fiction we mentioned before. Here's the good news too; we won't charge you $9.99 like video games do. This is a good episode to show friends if you want them to start listening to the show. It's short so it won't waste too much of their time. Thanks for listening and we'll have a regular episode next week. Here's a hint: it involves a unclean Harold.

ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! We are just getting this out of the way now. We are sorry for the echo effect. It was un-intentional. We recorded at Tucker's house and we had new microphones and another excuse. So if you can get past that you are going to be just fine and you are probably going to enjoy the Bruce Willis Sci-Fi Action flick The Fifth Element. So pick up some future McDonalds burgers, get your multi-pass and try not to go into hyper-sleep because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker talk about turtle aliens, rigged sweepstakes, and of course Chris Tucker (No relation). Thanks to Kyle Nordby, Matt and Jon Long and Foundation Finance for all the stuff they do. You know what you guys are thanked for. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen, email the show so we know your listening at waituhaventseen@gmail.com and subscribe and rate on iTunes.

Have you ever wanted to see the world through someone's eyes. Well, hopefully you wanted to see the world through American actor John Malkovich because that's all you are going to get sucker. Sorry that wasn't necessary. So crawl through a small door, untie your monkey parents hands, and order some bath towels because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Tucker and Ross discuss gender re-assignment surgeries, Tucker's creative writing classes, and the high art of puppetry in 1999. Thanks to Matt and John Long for the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the cover art and Foundation Finance for the sponsoring. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen

Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na- BATMAN! With the Dark Knight Rises premering this week we thought it was necessary to talk about a Batman movie that Tucker hasn't seen. That's why we watched the Tim Burton edition of Batman. Don't worry there is no Dark Knight Rises spoilers in this episode. So wipe that grin on to your face, create some art, and turn down the Prince music because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker talk about one armed push-ups, Arli$$ and parade floats. Thanks again to Matt and John Long for the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the cover art and Foundation Finance for the recording space. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

Hope you don't have triskaidecaphobia because if you do you are going to hate this episode. Also, if you have a fear of getting stabbed in the face or throat you will hate this episode too. So catch a ride with a stranger, tie your doors closed and tell the voices in your head to quiet down because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss Dorthy Hamil hair, going to camp, and the rules of Monopoly. Thanks to Jon and Matt Long for the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the cover art and Foundation Finance for the recording space. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

Happy 4th of July!!! For reals this time. This isn't like that Jaws episode we did a while back. (But you should listen to that episode too if you are in the 4th of July spirit.) So pack up your motorcycle, head off to the desert and enter the Danger Zone because it's time for another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker talk about nicknames, songs and of course volleyball. Thanks to Foundation Finance for the recording space, Matt and Jon Long for the theme song and Kyle Nordby for the cover art. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

Alla Kazam, Abra-Cadabra, other magic terms! Now check your pocket. Was that your card? BAM! That's magic, and we are talking all about magic today because we discuss Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Get on your broomstick, learn how to ball room dance and eat some gross weeds because it's time for another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Tucker and Ross talk about crappy trophies, Voldemort stew, and the age of consent in England. Thanks to Matt and Jon Long for the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the cover art and Foundation Finance for sponsoring us. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen

Hey guys, check it out, my parents are going to be out of town for a week or something and I have the house all to myself. You know what that means...BROTHEL PARTY!!! And a reminder this is BYOP (the P is for Prostitute the rest you should know). So get into a low speed car chase, slide through your living room in your tighty whities and write up your business plans because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss Booger in High School, Joey Pants, and boring stories about High School Phy Ed. curriculum. Thanks to Matt and Jon Long for the theme song Kyle Nordby for the artwork and our sponsor Foundation Finance. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen

Nicolas Cage! That's right a Nicolas Cage movie is finally being discussed and today we are talking about the action thrill ride (Get it cars,rides) Gone in Sixty Seconds. So break into a car, crank up the DMX and adjust the seat for comfort because it's another episode of Wait, You Haven't Seen...!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss how cars work, genealogy, and Hot or Not featuring Angelina Murphy. Special thanks to Jon and Matt Long for the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the artwork and our fabulous sponsor Foundation Finance. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

Move along little doggies because we are heading out to the Wild West for this week’s episode. So check your guns at the bar, drink some opium and take a horseback ride to stave off sex because it’s time for another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss crappy gambling games, mustache casting, and fat Billy Bob Thornton. Special thanks as always to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the cover art and Foundation Finance for sponsoring the show. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

We cleaned our cars, got our suits pressed and sped all the way to the studio to record this week’s episode so we hope it shows. So hop on your chopper, place your bets and grab yourself a Royale with Cheese because it’s time for another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss the Black Eyed Peas, weapon selection, and butt watches.  Special thanks as always to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song, Kyle Nordby for the cover art and Foundation Finance. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen

Would you buy this podcast for a dollar? Well, you shouldn’t because it’s free. But if you want to send us money that’d be super cool of you. Grab a cup of robot food, turn on your stop motion animation cameras and reserve your condo in New Delta because it’s another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Tucker and Ross discuss robot dreams, dramatic chipmunks, and trips from Wisconsin to Canada. As always thanks to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme and Kyle Nordby for designing the cover art. This episode is sponsored by Foundation Finance. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.

Happy 4th of July!!! Okay, it’s not 4th of July but if it is when you listen to this than thanks. You are allowed to, and encouraged to, listen to this at anytime of the year though. So tune up your cellos, throw on your finest nautical themed suit and take to the water for another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Tucker and Ross discuss scars, where the podcast is taped, and island town economics. Once again, special thanks to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song and Kyle Nordby for designing the cover art. This episode is sponsored by Foundation Finance. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen and check out our website waityouhaventseen.com

If a picture is worth a thousand words, than an animated moving picture film must be worth 141,120,000 words (MATH!!!).  Put on your Viking helmets, grab a weapon and try not to disappoint your Dad because it’s another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Tucker and Ross discuss equal opportunity employment, puberty, and bears eating salmon. Once again, special thanks to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song and Kyle Nordby for designing the cover art. This episode is sponsored by Foundation Finance. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen and check out our website http://www.waityouhaventseen.com

We are not getting too old for this shit, it’s only the third episode, nerds. So get into half of your finest lingerie, do some drugs and jump out a window because it’s another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss the juxtaposition of suicide attempts with Bugs Bunny cartoons, 12U Free-Style Rap contests, and surprise birthday parties. Special thanks to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song and Kyle Nordby for designing the cover art. This episode is sponsored by Foundation Finance. Follow us on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen and check out our website: waityouhaventseen.com

We weren’t even supposed to come in and record a podcast today, but we did anyway so you’re welcome. So wake up out of your closet, grab a Gatorade, and check your eggs for perfection because it’s time for another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen...!?  In this episode Ross and Tucker discuss the New Jersey Recreation Hockey League, cigarette prices, and salsa sharks. Special thanks to Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song and Kyle Nordby for designing the cover art. This episode is sponsored by Foundation Finance. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen

What’s your favorite scary movie? Before last night Tucker couldn’t say Scream because he had never seen it before. So Unplug your cordless phone machine, grab a few beers from the garage and take a listen to another episode of Wait, You Haven’t Seen…!? In this episode Tucker and Ross discuss hardcore hand holding, rules for scary movies and being in the cool group at high school. Special thanks for Matt and Jon Long for creating the theme song and Kyle Nordby for designing the cover art. This episode is sponsored by Foundation Finance. Follow the show on Twitter @WaitUHaventSeen.