Wigs & Wice

No matter what mistakes you might have made on New Years Eve, at least you're not Mariah Carey. Welcome to a brand new year, wigs! This week we explain how 2016 devoured our "best of" episode, talk ourselves out of attending Coachella, explain how Yelp is the biggest troll of them all and try to uncover whether or not Lindsay secretly texts during movies (it seems like she does). Buckle up, bitches! 2017's got moves you've never seen (Yes, that's a My Best Friend's Wedding reference). 

2016 is a year that's so nice we had to review it twice! And by nice, of course we mean so full of fuckery, we found it impossible to fit a full year end review into one episode. So in week one, we do a thorough cork popping, each cover our top five wig scratching moments of 2016. Don't worry though, we had your feelings in mind, and keep it light by cutting election talk to a minimum. We got you, boo.  Keep your wigses and wices nearby because next week, we'll be telling you all about our top moments that had us flipping our wigs in 2016.   

We’re doing everything we can to put a cork in 2016, but it just. keeps. flowing. Join us as we sprint to the finish line in search of a way to make sense of Bruno Mars trolls, the profoundly unnecessary reboot of Top Model, Indiana ass clowns and Madonna’s new butt. We’re also looking for Lindsay’s Kindle but you’ll have to stay tuned for the episode to see if she finds it! #mysteries

Tough times call for tight wigs. This week we get just political enough to bum out and then snap out of it with talk of Kanye, Trevor Noah and that stupid trailer for Will Smith's new movie. Stay tuned for two fresh new segments, a first ever Troll Patrol LIVE and plenty of positivity to flip our wigs over.

Happy Thanksgiving! Nurse that turkey day hangover with us as we present another feast sure to make you unbutton your top button. We dish on People’s “Sexiest Man Alive,” Rob & Chyna, and do our best to dodge the election BUT MIKE PENCE SOMEHOW STILL CAME UP. Even though it’s a holiday, school is in session with a new segment, Quizzin’ Lindsay. It’s all the pop culture fluff you’ll need to recover from when your grandma threw the gravy boat at your uncle for trying to start a “MAGA” chant. #gobblegobble

This week, we take a nice distraction from the world crumbling around us to focus on something uplifting: CULTS! If you haven't watched this episode's book club doc Holy Hell pour yourself a nice glass of wice and enjoy. Or, if that's too much work for you, let us take your hand and lead you down the rabbit hole that is The Buddhafield cult that once inhabited Los Angeles. Spoiler alert: Shit. Gets. Weird. 

Remember when we said last week would be the last time we talked about the election? Well, that gets a big ol' LOL... or maybe that's more hysterical crying. We really just can't tell anymore. Yeah, this week has been depressing as hell, and we do our fair share of talking about it. But we also try to give you some bits to sooth your sorrows. We patrol some trolls, introduce the new segment I Spotifound Something, and even though things seem dire, we manage to flip our wigs.  Pour yourself your 50th glass of wice this week, and let us give you a word hug. 

This week Lindsay & Paul pop their corks by talking about the election FOR THE LAST TIME, throw some shade at Brian Cranston's career choices, host our first Book Club segment discussing Netflix's documentary Audrie & Daisy*, and as always, we'll finish on a high note to tell you what's flipping our wigs. Pour yourself some wice and jump on in! *Trigger warning, because of the subject of the documentary, there is the mention rape. 

Paul & Lindsay recorded a Book Club segment to chat about the Netflix documentary Amanda Knox, but then what had happened was, it was never released... Until today! So let's just say this week it's Wigs and Wice and book club twice. 

We decide that Amy Schumer is the problem this week, try to avoid the election, put some trolls on blast and tell you why Lady Gaga, Black Mirror and Miranda Lambert have us flipping our wigs.