Doctor Who: The Pharos Project Podcast

The apocalypse is upon us as giant monsters rise from the depths to crush our cities. Our only hope is to create giant robots to beat them off. No, not one of Pete's "special films", but Guillermo Del Toro's "Pacific Rim".

"At the end of March 2018, the Projecteers returned to talk all things Mad Max Fury Road. Nobody knew where they came from or where they went afterwards, but the smell lingered for weeks". - The First History Man

This week. We almost catch up with series 10 as we review Empress of Mars and The Eaters of Light. Email: pharosproject@yahoo.com Twitter: @PharosProject  

This week. Bill enjoys a cup of piping hot steam with her mum, Nodule becomes increasingly superfluous and the Doctor gets fake shot up his sparkle bracket. It's our review of "The Lie of the Land". Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @PharosProject Or think really hard about someone you don't know sending us a message, we'll get it.

This week. Nardole gets something nasty up him, Bill is once again cock blocked and The Doctor is confounded by a Fisher Price toy. It's our review of "The Pyramid at the End of the World". Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @pharosproject or just vent your toxic missives, safely into the atmosphere. We'll sense them.

This week. Nardole sticks his hand somewhere he really shouldn't, Bill gets cock blocked by the pontiff and the Doctor considers a subscription to Audible. Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @pharosproject or beat out your message in morse code, on a fish made entirely from mushrooms. Chris will receive it.

This week. One of Bill's costumes finally tries to kill her, Nardole lets slip that he copped off with the short one from Scooby-Doo and the Doctor is blinded by the requirements of the next episode. Take a deep breath, it's our review of "Oxygen". Email us pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @PharosProject or whisper into a dog's anus, Peter will hear it.

This week. Bill gets new digs, The Doctor forgets how the sonic screwdriver works and everyone is under threat from David Suchet's knockers. It's our review of "Knock Knock". Send your thoughts on the new series in text or audio to pharosproject@yahoo.com Tweet us @PharosProject or shout into an empty pint glass, we'll hear it.

Reassuringly late, it's our review of "Thin Ice". 

Continuing our tradition of giving you last week's show this week, we present our review of "Smile". Still some technicals. but they are less than before.  Email and leave messages, audio comments, and other stuff at pharosproject@yahoo.com Cheers.

Doctor Who is back and so are we! This week, we talk about the first episode of series 10 "The Pilot". Well, we skirt around it to be honest. Mainly we talk about Chris' weird notes and cyborg poo. Also, we apologize that the audio quality in this episode does not meet our usual standard. Also, we don't actually mean that. Pharosproject@yahoo.com

This week, we watch Mel Brooks attempt to polish a turd as we watch "Solarbabies".

In this episode we look at that there Biggles movie from 1986. We don't know why. Also, we become members of the aristocracy.

We're back! Half cut and half arsed as ever. This week we watched "The Princess Bride", which is a film.

This week. We delve backwards through time to a point when 50 year old men could easily pull much younger women. Coincidentally, a time when most TV was written by 50 year old men. Yes it's 1972, and we're watching movie of the week "The Night Stalker". Also, it's our 6th anniversary. We don't mention it. Twitter: https://twitter.com/PharosProject

This year, we decide to do some bonding. Then totally forget that as we argue like buggery over the last Bond film Spectre.   Twitter and stuff you should already know.

In which we discuss "The Husbands of River Song". Also, horse genitalia and can a bellow ever be nuanced?

Finally, part two of our Series 9 finale review. We look at "Hell Bent".

Mr Aussie Nick joins us for the first part of our Series 9 finale review, as we look at "Heaven Sent".

In a surprising move for this podcast, we recorded a podcast. Here is our review of "Face the Raven". Have at it. That's it for the show notes. It's late and I'm bloody tired.