Tell Me Lies With Glennis & Kelly

Kelly moved, Glennis has news, and they're back from a week off ready to talk all things lying and mental health! Is technology going to make liars out of us all? When should you take a look at your anger? What's the difference between crazy, and rational love? And how can we contribute to having better days? Plus: another listener lie and Kelly reveals a leeeetle bit more about her obsession with donuts. Thanks for listening! Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe. We love you! Watch a crazy Face2Face video here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uIvvHwFSZHs Follow @tellmeliespod on Twitter and @tellmeliespodcast on Insta. Send your lies via our website (www.tellmeliespodcast.com) and we'll read them on the air. Music: "Our Lips Are Sealed" by the Gogos, and "Backstabbers" by The O'Jays  

This week, comedian Julian McCullough (@julezmac) stops by to talk all things sex! We've got cheating, lying, floating, stories of losing the V-card and creepy advice from that creep Dr. James Dobson. Plus! A text from JC Coccoli (sorry, JC!), saying no to your kids, control, going to church to find friends, and listener lies!  Send your lies to tellmeliespodcast@gmail.com or at tellmeliespodcast.com Follow the show @tellmeliespod on Twitter and @tellmeliespodcast on Insta Music: "Policy of Truth" by Depeche Mode, "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton

Sorry we're only coming out of one speaker, guys! And speaking of coming out: this week, we talk to Ames Beckerman (@amesbeckerman) about the worst time to come out to your mom! As a trans man, Ames shares his insight into life pre-transition, and how you can learn to be honest if you feel like you're living a lie. But first...! Glennis & Kelly take a teeny tiny look at some childhood angst, wonder if you can still love Buffy if Joss is a big fat liar, discover Trump's real voice, debut our new podcast called "Have you seen this internet video?" plus, hilarious songs from the 90s! Follow us @tellmeliespod on Twitter & @tellmeliespodcast on Instagram + find us on Facebook! Follow @phantomglennis & @kellythenerd on Twitter Music: "Why I Lie" by Liz Phair; "Detachable Penis" by King Missile; "Tangerine Speedo" by Caviar

This week, we lay a mini-sode upon you while Glennis visits her mom in Colorado, and Kelly sneaks in a record while Maebe naps. Strap in for 25-minutes of wondering who in fact is paying attention? Plus, the only lie Glennis' mom remembers from her childhood, Kelly witnesses some mom-shaming, and a documentary that might make you soul-search and unplug. (But not before listening, rating, reviewing and subscribing!) Follow @tellmeliespod on Twitter and @tellmeliespodcast on Insta Music: "Bang Your Head (Mental Health)" by Quiet Riot, and "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell Watch "InnSæi: The Power of Intuition" on Netflix

This week Kelly and Glennis cover being tricked into believing your dreams, lying for sympathy, "crazy" ex-roommates, Trump lies (duh), and sexualizing the Coppertone baby. Plus, Kelly catches a friend in a lie and a dark, kinky relationship confession from a listener! Email us your lies and confessions to tellmeliespodcast@gmail.com or via our website tellmeliespodcast.com. Twitter @tellmeliespod & now on Insta @tellmeliespodcast Music: "Canary in a Coal Mine" by The Police & "Send Me an Email" by T-Pain

Comedian, actress, writer, and all around badass Barbara Gray (@babsgray) joins the ladies for a SHAME FILLED EPISODE OF SHAAAAAME. Will you judge us for our honest admissions? You be the judge. Or don't. Plus: being brave in LA, Joni Mitchell's bizarre disease, delusion vs reality, reading other people's diaries, and coping with stress. Rate, review, subscribe and take your childhood bully on Maury! Follow the show @tellmeliespod and like us on Facebook. Music: "Moist Vagina" by Nirvana; "Everybody Hurts" by REM; "Woodstock" by Joni Mitchell; "Got 'Til It's Gone" by Janet Jackson; "Shame" by Evelyn 'Champagne' King

Hey guys! Remember when Kelly said her husband (comedian Matt Dwyer) didn't listen to the show? Well he does, and now he's our guest, and SHIT GETS REAL. #donutgate Plus, hypocritical uncles, fake British accent, social justice warriors and 12-step programs. Then, Glennis reads a statement from a victim of yet another comedy community rape allegations. Trigger warning: graphic content. Songs: "Trail of Lies" by Matt Dwyer, "Everything's Coming Up Roses" performed by Ethel Merman Follow Matt Dwyer on Twitter @Matt_Dwyer and listen to him on iTunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/inside-looking-out/id1113824535 Follow the show @tellmeliespod Rate, review, subscribe and ask for apologies from your friends. 

This week, while Kelly visits family in Wisconsin, Glennis talks with Marriage and Family Therapist Registered Intern Joanna Lovinger. Joanna is also a secret keeper and she reveals one of the biggest secrets she's ever had to keep. The two then talk about the action-packed world of therapy. Glennis discovers how fucked up her old relationship with her therapist was, and asks Joanna to break therapy down for her: What is it? Who needs it? Red flags to look out for? Should you have sex with your therapist? (Just making sure you're still paying attention.) It's a tricky world to navigate when money is involved. Plus, Kelly calls in from Wisconsin, Glennis realizes why she hates Family Feud so much, and a documentary about lying you have to watch. Thanks for listening! Rate, review, subscribe, breath in, hold, release! Follow the show @tellmeliespod and on Facebook for more lies

This week, Glennis and Kelly welcome to the show one of the infamous "Matt" fellows they're always talking about: Matt McCarthy! He joins the ladies to discuss how the Mormon people haunted his childhood, and how he finally came to terms with the lie he's been living. Plus: control, zoo rage, poop lies, insincerity, secret eating, and a very frank discussion about Glennis and Matt's almost divorce. We really buried the lead on this one! Music: "Liar" by Rollins Band & "Oh Babe, It Ain't No Lie" by Grateful Dead Follow Matt on Twitter @mccarthyredhead Follow the show @tellmeliespod We Watch Wrestling tickets (LA) 8/12:  http://wewatchwrestlinglive.brownpapertickets.com/ WWW tickets (Brooklyn, NY) 8/18: http://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/mobile/index/1490001?utm_medium=ampOfficialEvent&utm_source=fbTfly

Can we talk about men's rights? Well, we do, and Glennis, Kelly, and their guest Talia, have a lot of feelings. Is feminism one big lie? Plus, drugs, pretty boys, virginity lies, stealing cars, the best part of being a Jew (atoning!), and the hilarious lie of tricking a man into having a baby! Haha! Human life!  Thanks for listening and subscribing! Don't forget to follow Tell Me Lies on Twitter @tellmeliespod Song: Lies by the Thompson Twins

This week, Kelly and Glennis are joined by comedian and author, Brandon T. Snider for an extra special, long-ass discussion. First, the trio discuss Brandon's story of perjury which inspires stories of lying to the cops, taking the fall, and oh so much white privilege. Then, Brandon shares the story of how he took the words of RuPaul to heart and started to love himself so he could love someone else.  Song: Liar by Queen Follow Brandon on Twitter @BrandonTSnider Follow the ladies on Twitter @TellMeLiesPod

This week, Glennis calls Kelly from Rhode Island where she shares the lie her father-in-law just burdened her with. Then Kelly shares the story of her divorce. It's a very special episode of "God, people suck".

This week, Kelly and Glennis welcome their first guest, a millennial! Glennis's friend Thessa tells the story of a lie she got away with that is so shocking the ladies still haven't recovered. Like, seriously… it's intense. You've been warned. Plus: angry atheists, DeeDee and Gypsy Rose Blanchard (SPOILERS), and the biggest lie of all: Santa!

In this episode, Glennis shares her story of protecting a dog that almost lead to a bar fight, Kelly's neighbor surprises her with a dog, a call from Kelly's mom, and the greatest love of all: Whitney Houston. Plus: more lies we've told!

Recorded 57 minutes after a 56-minute-long episode we DIDN'T record. Do we smoke too much weed? We might. More talk about lying and past un-truths. Also: pants-peeing, garbage candy, rage roading and horrible exes!

Kelly & Glennis started a podcast about Grey Gardens, which morphed into a podcast about lies and secrets and denial. "Tell Me Lies" is born organically from looking at the lives of the Beales of Grey Gardens and their descent into self-delusion, and a fear that Kelly & Glennis will end up the same if they don't change. Plus, I mean, look at the fucking world... it's all one big lie! This week you'll hear nerves, discovery, and a lot of alcohol.