Not Dead Yet Podcast

Allison Is A Horrible Girlfriend Earlier in the year, Allison was disappointed that her boyfriend didn’t wish her a happy birthday first thing in the morning (even though they were on opposite coasts). To get back at him, for his birthday, Allison decided to get drunk in front of his friends, and wake him up […]

Esther Wruk Though Tommy & Alex THOUGHT they had all the equipment for the show finally up and running… they did not (THANKS ALAN!) and the show intro is botched AGAIN. Allison chastises Alex for his botch-up, and he realizes that Allison is eerily similar to the main character from Freeform’s new series, Alone Together. […]

Allison’s Dry January The first episode of the New Year doesn’t quite get off to a start. It’s a very weird show that gets off to a slow start. After spending quite a bit of time working through technical difficulties, the NDY crew is a bit cranky, ESPECIALLY Alex, who as Tommy declares, “got a […]

Allison’s Stand Up Comedy Show After a bit of a rough start to the show (shocker right?) Tommy and Alex delve right in to their experience at Allison’s stand-up show on Wednesday night. It was an all woman show, and after Allison’s set… well, we won’t spoil the surprise here, but the night was filled […]

Allison’s Back In Studio And true to form, she’s already Christmas hammered! However, before the show can officially start, Alex demands that Tommy give him a gift for his recently passed birthday, as well as Christmas. After making Alex rant for a bit, Tommy presents Alex with a gift which Alex apparently doesn’t appreciate, as […]

Gym Falls Everyone on the show is upset today, therefore to make themselves feel better they recap their favorite stories of witnessing people falling at the gym. Alex chimes in with his WORST fear while riding the already decrepit DC metro system, and ties it in to the TV show you never want to star […]

Nipples at the Improv Allison shares an interesting competition between two very attractive women in her improv class. This competition doesn’t involve actual acting, but two women trying to outdo each other with who can dress the sluttiest. Tommy educates Alex on improv lingo, and goes through each of the talented comedians who refined their […]

Welcome Back Allison After a bit of a break, we’re back with Allison…sort of.  After 3 ½ hours of trying to set up Skype, Tommy and Alex were finally able to set up a call with Allison, who abandoned them for a better life in L.A.  Though they couldn’t play music or sound effects, the […]

Alex Kills Hef Yeah… he jinxed him and now the world’s most famous Playboy is dead. Before Alex wrongly tries to justify how he didn’t kill Hef, the NDY crew gets lost in reminiscing on the great dating shows including: Girls Next Door, Flavor of Love, and Rock of Love. After reading about a then […]

Tommy & Allison Workout After starting off with a brief recap of great 80’s sitcoms (Saved By the Bell, Busom Buddies, Full House) and Billy Joel quotes, Tommy discloses that he’s seen Allison four times in this week. Tommy “tricks” Allison in to going to the gym with her and then “tricks” her into eating […]

Happy Birthday Allison! It’s Allison’s big day, though she’s a bit out of sorts, as her new love interest has neglected to wish her a happy birthday, instead sending her a text asking if she’s seen Star Wars or not. Since it’s turning out to be one of the worst she’s had, Alex drives the […]

Our Integrity and Underage Girls The show starts off with Alex’s Uncle Vinny calling in. Uncle Vinny owns and teaches at a cooking and joke school (Joke U University.) After the call Allison feels the need to prove to our listeners that we have “integrity” by clarifying a mistake that we made last week regarding […]

Bleached Buttholes After a brief trip to LA, Allison expresses how much she missed Tommy and Alan too! To commemorate her return, the crew jumps right into a heavily debated topic… should a woman bleach her butt-hole, and does it make a difference? Alex tries to deny receipt of a package containing the coveted Tom […]

Alex Sings & the Best 80’s Songs Tommy and Allison’s favorite song, “Playing with the boys” is featured again, to Alex’s dismay. Tommy has audio of Alex singing the song. Alex tries to throw in some of HIS favorite 80’s songs, but they don’t go over so well. It’s then that Tommy reveals Alex made […]

Allison Has A HUGE Announcement Allison takes a moment to share something very personal with the audience. Trying to recap it with mere words can’t do it justice. Unfortunately, Alex overreacts in the typical Alan fashion. Plus, pick the “Summer song of 2017!” Tony Danza’s Brother & Soft Porn Alex apologizes profusely to Eric & […]

Alex is a Jinx Tommy starts off the show by explaining all of the things Alex has jinxed over the years, including sadly, his new God-Daughter. Appalled, Allison starts regretting her decision to come back to the show. Tommy’s New Obsession Tommy needs some serious female advice from Allison. He has become obsessed with a […]

Tommy Hates People Allison is out at a bachelorette party and Tommy asks, “why would she be celebrating her friend making the worst decision of her life?”  Tommy discloses that he’s actually just annoyed with people in general, except a woman he met earlier in the day during a dog walk – a woman he […]

Allison Wruk This might be our longest show ever. The reason it’s so long is that it kept getting funnier and funnier the longer we talked. Comedian Allison Wruk joins us and we talk about everything from being a stand up comedian in LA, dreams about Dolly Parton dying, Alex getting several new nicknames, professional […]

The last rewind… for now. A battle of intern and producer commercials – It’s like Christmas in July! The one question interview with fingerjoust.com turns in to a long form improv segment with Tommy and Alex. A Fatman Diary featuring a female love interest wearing British Knight sneakers and a ton of cringe-worthy Chunkisms Tommy […]

Another look back! Tommy and Alex/Chunks argue about their apartment and interactions with 7-11 employees. Tommy is an arrogant ass. A Fatman Diary that asks, “where did IT go?” Tommy berates an in-studio guest. Alex has a mishap at the carwash A Fatman Diary about the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Featuring “The Rawker“ PLUS, a […]