Phoning It In

How’s that mattress working out? (Note: Kyle is grumpy today and hopes to be less cranky/judgey tomorrow.)

In search of a comfortable mattress.

Everything is more annoying when you’re sick.

I dreamed this thing and then it got erased from my actual brain.

The big confrontations never play out the way you expect them to.

I am not qualified to be a motivational speaker.

Pass the neurotoxins!

Breathe in the glory of the mighty Volkswagen beetle.

Let’s start with a traffic update.

Lost in a sea of car garbage. Also, details from my morning shopping trip.