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Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘I haven’t heard the word pronoun since I sat the Junior Cert’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If JP is crazy enough to think he can take the chest-bump out of selling houses, he’s crazy enough to do anything See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘I make sure to just say it in my mind. Because that’s being a good husband' by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross O’Carroll-Kelly: ‘Chorles wants a prison colony for people who don’t pay their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

‘The government is planning to come down hord on people not paying their water bills’ by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“Once Chorles discovered how highly the porty rated in the opinion polls, he didn’t want to discuss issues in case it alienated the people who were already committed to vote for us. That’s not politics to me, Chris – it’s morkeshing.” See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This is getting ridiculous. It’s like being on a spa weekend with Sorcha by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

He smiles with the same smile he uses when choosing his lobster in Cavistons by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

These apartments will be so small, there won’t be room for two people to break wind by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

These are going to be our Family Date Nights by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Has she been drinking or is she still pissed from last night? by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I just don’t consider it a sport. It’s like watching CCTV footage of a fight by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You look like something Dr Marie Cassidy should be going at with rubber gloves and a bone saw by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I actually love women. If that makes me a feminist, then so be it. by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Christmas is a time of year when, er… you get loads of stuff by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

I’m the porty spokesperson on Gender Issues by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ross, we need to take Pang to the Beacon – right now by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

My son’s nickname is Manslaughter. by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sorcha hasn't touched her chicken by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

“Ireland won alright. Which means we’re into the semi-finals of the World Cup!” by Ross O'Carroll-Kelly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.