Observations: The Qando Podcast

Hillary Clinton can barely remember being Secretary of State, much less what happened to her emails. Gun sales to medical marijuana cardholders are banned, so no more shooting while high. SJWs are punchably irritating in every way. 2nd Lieutenants are pretty dumb. Gene Wilder dies. Comedy idea: A half-hour sitcom based in a Nazi prison camp. What is porn good for? Not families, apparently. Government makes a bad family. Black people hate Republicans, but Manhattan millionaire Donald Trump thinks he can change that.

Technology would make our lives much easier, if it weren't for entrenched government/corporate collusion. Donald Trump now may, or may not, expel the heathen foreigners, though there'll still be a wall, believe me. There are more US Nazis than I previously thought, though, of course, Illinois Nazis are still the worst. UT Austin college students protest guns with dildos, and risk running afoul of Texas's obscene device law, which makes possessing more than five dildos a felony. Apparently, having 5 dildos or less just makes you a hobbyist.

Our Guest, the optimistic Jim Lakely from the Heartland Institute comes on to talk about Climate Change, but we manage to depress him before he leaves with our cheery worldview. Dick Trickle is Dale's hero. Ryan Lochte appears to be a douchebag, but then, so does the IOC. BTW, Obamacare sucks.

70s TV shows were full of amusing racism. Donald Trump needs to go away for a week, to let people realize how much they dislike Hillary Clinton. Vladimir Putin is a cagey SOB. Turkey's Erdogan is just an SOB. We don't win any more.

The Republicans have turned from a conservative party to a party of white grievance, much as the Democrats are a party of minority grievance. Google searches are fun. There sure is a lot of porn on the internet. The Coen Brothers make interesting movies. Radio is dead.

Donald Trump is set to become the nation's daddy. So is Erdogan in Turkey. Meanwhile, the Republican Party looks like it's ready to begin a nasty divorce proceeding. And, speaking of daddy issues...

There's a coup in Turkey, and we don't know how it'll turn out...but probably badly. Another terrorist attack occurred in Nice, France. Also, Driving While Black is a real thing, but some people just need to be shot by cops. Oh, and we should distribute income better.

Police shootings sparked protests that ended in police being murdered in Dallas. What should the cops do? What should black people do? What should we all do?

Snobs think they should dictate your opinions, Bill Clinton is Hillary's best frenemy, Brexit doesn't become a financial disaster, Germany makes some waves, European languages are dumb.

Brexit wins, and David Cameron announces his resignation. Hillary Clinton is still under investigation. American politicians launch a protest against the Constitution. OJ Simpson remains guilty.

Brexit looms, or not. Christians and the NRA are responsible for an ISIS-inspired murderer. The Left finally comes clean about wanting to eliminate the 1st, 2nd, 4th, 5th and 14th Amendments. The terrifying reality of firing an AR-15. And, finally, who overturns the Supreme Court?

The two things Trump got right put him over the top. Also, we're heading straight for 60s-style social unrest, and Chloe Grace Moretz displays her delicious donut.

This week, we cover Trump vs. Hillary, and the chance that Trump pulls a 1984 Reagan/Mondale election-winning quip. Also, we explain why Leftist movements never die. Finally, we discuss how much easier it would be to admire cops if so many of them weren't so determined to be assholes.

This week, though delayed by illness, there is a podcast, and it goes full-on culture.

We are being made to affirm as true things that are lies.

Triggering. Fat Shaming. Safe Spaces. This podcast has it all.

You know what? Maybe Donald Trump will win this whole deal, after all.

Hillary Clinton will be president, the 1st and Second Amendments will be gutted by 2019, and the Republic is lost.

Veni, Vidi, Vici, b*tches.

If you want politics...go somewhere else, 'cause this podcast doesn't have any of it.