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This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina give their take of the #MetGala red carpet, come to the defense of Khia's opinions of Beyonce's Lemonade video, and offer marketing advice to personal favs Kordell Stewart and Gatorade Cinnabun. Caitlyn Jenner, Blac Chyna, the cast of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta and Empire also catch their fair share of shade. Follow Freshalina: Twitter: @Freshalina IG: @AmyTraphouse SirRatchettness: Twitter: @SirRatchettness IG: SirRatchettness Be sure to check out their individual projects: HeyShawty.com and TheChoseLife.com For advertising inquiries: email CoachMeUpFresh@gmail.com or Christian@TheChoseLife.com

@Freshalina and @SirRatchettness are still on the search of Miss Becky, can she please raise her hand? Lemonade and good hair aside, they catch up over the one of the baddest bitches Elgin Charles offering Azeala Banks a seat and a job, their weekly rundown of reality rewind and more. Also, always one to look out for their cousins, they are opening the gates for them with open arms.

Trying their best to deal with the celebrity deaths of this week, @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness cover who they would cast for the new season of Love and Hip Hop Miami, celebrate Harriet Tubman making it onto the $20 bill, and realize that sometimes a filler episode it okay.

Dropping that ass like they wifi, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are fed up with the scammers of the world. Having no problem throwing on their #FutureHive capes, they address the pettiness that Ciara has been exhibiting and drawing together the connections of Crooklyn and Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. They also try their best to figure out what job occupations the Black Ink Crew members actually hold. Be sure to listen from the comfort of your kitchen floor like Warren Campbell.

Your two favorite cousins Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness are back to salute TokyoToni and all her #BlackGirlMagic, dive into the numerous criminals that Mona Scott Young have hired on this season of Love and Flip Flops Bankhead, and try to dissect the struggle of Black Ink Crew: NY. Question of the week: Who would you sign to Lil' Scappy's model agency?

Guess who's bizzack?! After dodging your phone calls on Christmas, New Years and Easter, your favorite absentee fathers have finally retuned -- and this time they're here to stay. This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness weigh in on scammers, ain't shit niggas, little people karma sutra, and so much more.

Go big girl what you gon' do! Fresh and Sir Ratchettness remove the focus (and dingleberries) from Black Twitter's current ass eating obsession to pay homage to the members of Team Chunk. Now, swallow.

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness try to make sense of the BET Hip Flop Awards, Wale's menstrual cycle, Jadakiss breakdancing for likes, Tami Roman's ill-fitted Men's Warehouse suit, Ginuwine's newfound Dirty Sprite lifestyle, the assorted wigs worn during the Black Ink Crew's reunion kick-back and more. Le sigh.

Your favorite absentee fathers @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness return this week to discuss the greatness that is Future Hendrix and the flop that is Ciara, pitch ways to ease racial tensions by bringing trap rappers and country icons together, India Arie's Christmas album, Meek Mill's baby mother's shoplifting charges, a bad bitch named Kordell Stewart and tons more. You're welcome.

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness talk the relationship status of hood favorites such as Fantasia, Future, Brittney Grimer, and the Govan sisters. Diddy spending the night in jail, the Rachel is the new black fiasco, and catch up on our reality television shows.

Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness select their cast picks for the 'Good Times' movie, attempts to make sense of 'Blood, Sweat & Heels' cast member Geneva Thomas skipping out on her taxi cab fare, weighs in on the moral character of Tina Knowles' new husband and so much more.

Lil Webbie gives his life over to the Lord, Tamar Braxton is skipping out on checks all over town, Plies get body slams at by a fan at a concert, and Rich Homie Quan is becoming the real life version of Miami Vice.

SirRatchettness and Freshalina gives their review of Kendrick Lamar's new album, discuss Suge Knights' $25 million dollar bond, Fantasia's newest business venture, Lil Wayne's tell all book, and catch up over some of their favorite reality television shows.

Chris Brown is a (allegedly) a new father, Keyshia Cole and estrange husband Daniel Gibson trade insults via social media, Mo'Nique is still unconvincing and more. Plus, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness put GoFund Me scam artists on notice.

This week @Freshalina and @SirRatchettness discuss the online fade that Amber Rose issued to Khloe Kardashian and the rest of the family, Erykah Badu politely declining being apart of Azealia Banks' fan following, and catch up on the reality television gold including Apollo Nida and his drill.

This week, Freshalina and Sir Ratchettness take on night stands, House Mother Kanye's latest stunt, Bruce Jenner's journey to becoming a bad bitch, Lil Mo's wigs and more.

Lil Wayne is suing Birdman for $51 million and custody of the kids, Bow Wow shades a future 'Unsung' episode on Facebook and TLC kicks off a crowd funding campaign to complete their next album. Plus, reality rewind talk about The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Black Ink Crew, Sorority Sisters and more.

Black Twitter's absentee father Freshalina is finally back in good health and spirits! Listen in as she and Sir Ratchettness chew the fat (plantation translation: catch up) on the latest in entertainment.

This week @SirRatchettness and @Freshalina weigh in on Tyga's beef with YMCMB, Migos still fighting people like fight night, Iggy Azeala and Snoop Dogg's beef over Instagram memes, and rappers like Wiz Khalifa, Lil Wayne, and Future show that being their baby mommas mean nothing to them.

Aretha Franklin and Cissy Houston take over the world before the lunch hour rush, Lil Kim finally brings in web traffic in 2014, Fantasia's first baby daddy wants to snatch the kid back and 'The Real Housewives of Atlanta' preview appears to be everything!