Mystic Pizza Minute

In our eighty-fifth Minute, Hector Pleshette would just like the check, please. The crew of the good ship Mystic Pizza Minute welcomes aboard first time passenger Levi Buffum to talk about competitive dough spinning, sending coconuts in the mail, and our era of two liter soda bottles. Special Guest: Levi Buffum

In our eighty-fourth Minute, fireside gourmet Hector Pleshette spends a solid forty seconds eating our guest. Your faithful pizza boys are joined by the Mystic Pizza himself, and they have a pleasant chat about the filmography of Andy Warhol, Jaimie Kennedy's botched 2013 New Years celebration, and the state of food in modern cinema. Special Guest: The Mystic Pizza

In our eighty-third Minute, Kat serves an uncooked pizza to a pair of hungry customers, before going on to serve a certain very special guest... Speaking of very special guests, Mystic Pizza Minute is proud to welcome the film's titular character, the Mystic Pizza himself, who offers some behind the scenes gossip about filming in Connecticut, which costars were a pleasure to work with and which ones were... less of a pleasure, and some fun tidbits about props and makeup. Special Guest: The Mystic Pizza

In our eighty-second Minute, Kat cries for about forty five seconds, then grabs an uncooked pizza from the Mystic Pizza kitchen. Resident psycholinguistics expert Caitlin joins David and John in the studio, and they have a freewheeling discussion about nail biting, the untold truth of green bell peppers, and the onetime national pastime of waiting for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to turn eighteen. Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio

In our eighty-first Minute, Kat mopes off to her room, and Daisy goes in to check on her after needling her about boots and comb scuzz. Hulford and Windsor welcome back to the studio popular recurring guest Caitlin, and the three rap about sex cults, the 1997 Salma Hayek vehicle Fools Rush In, and nonbelievers invading holiest of holy places. Special Guest: Caitlin Fontecchio

In our eightieth Minute, Jojo just makes a bad situation worse through her panicked ranting. Yoni joins Windsor and Hulford in the Mystic Pizza Minute studio, where it is LATE, and people are TIRED. Topics discussed include Babes in Toyland, smoking being both cool and probably not dangerous to those around you, and boosh! Special Guest: Yoni Wilson

In our seventy-ninth Minute, Kat, Tim, Jojo, and Nikki stand around the Travers living room, staring dramatically at each other, before half their number exit into the rain. Who's that in the Mystic Pizza Minute studio, with your hosts John and David? It's Yoni, a new guest, that's who! They discuss butt plug animal tails, the tell-tale signs of cataract surgery, and Windsor's Life-Alert-equipped Jitterbug phone. Special Guest: Yoni Wilson

In our seventy eighth Minute, Kat and Tim burst into the Travers household only to come face to face with estranged wife Nikki herself, as second-string babysitter Jojo frantically spins lies. Bungler's back. Hulford and Windsor are present as always. With their powers combined, the three talk about lawn weatherization, wasting the police's time, and reconsider some of the most sacred cows of comedy filmmaking. Special Guest: Paul Hewes

In our seventy-seventh Minute, Kat and Tim Travers smooch (and possibly more, off camera) in the haunted house, then run home giggling in the rain. Windsor and Hulford welcome Bungler back to the Mystic Pizza Mansion, and they discuss alt-right Phish fans, examine the era of carpeting over hardwood, and all apologize to Steve. Special Guest: Paul Hewes

In our freedom of seventy-sixth Minute, Kat and Tim hear a ghost and then decide to kiss about it. Windsor is out the studio again (naughty boy), so Producer Steve and Most Frequent Guest Dominique keep Hulford company as they explore topics including sexy parents, gross virgins, and the inevitability of that gaping black maw we call death. Special Guests: Dominique Holland, Steve Richardson

In our seventy-fifth Minute, Kat and Tim Travers go on a massively inappropriate haunted house date. Windsor is out on assignment, so Hulford invites producer Steve and recurring guest Dominique to keep him company. Topics include Windsor having herpes and Windsor being on trial in a sovereign citizen court for having herpes. Podcast history is made as the three attempt to order a pizza, live on the air. Special Guests: Dominique Holland, Steve Richardson

In our seventy fourth Minute, worlds collide as Jojo babysits Phoebe on behalf of Kat, serenading the witch-costume-clad child with a Portuguese (???) lullaby. Addison Davis is back in the studio, and he and Hulford and Windsor have a nice conversation about the totally legitimate science practiced by definitely-not-a-cult Unarius, socially conscious custom haggadahs, and the influence of Lord of the Rings on the movie Cold Mountain. Windsor impresses the group with his flawless Portuguese. Special Guest: Addison Davis

In our seventy-third Minute, Kat proves bad at apologies and Daisy gives her a healthy dollop of reality in return. The Mystic Pizza Minute podcasting studio is once again graced by the presence of returning guest Addison Davis, who joins your humble hosts for a wide-ranging discussion of bike safety, speculation as to the number of curse words appearing in the subject of this podcast, and reporting people on social media for hate speech. Special Guest: Addison Davis

In our seventy-second Minute, Kat takes a little too long to apologize to Daisy, and Daisy gives her an earful in return. Hulford and Windsor are joined in the studio by Stevie Spitts, and the three discuss filming locations of 1958's the Blob, early adventures in using naughty words, and the occupational hazards of babysitting. Special Guest: Stevie Spitts

In our seventy-first Minute, Charlie forgives Daisy for missing their date with his parents. Later, Kat arrives at Mystic Pizza just in time to catch the end of what was supposed to be her shift. Hulford and Windsor are joined welcome to the studio a new guest, Stevie Spitts, and having gotten that introduction out of the way, have an engrossing discussion about the dissolution of the American middle class, tricks to close stores and restaurants slightly early, and recurring sailor extras. Special Guest: Stevie Spitts

In our seventieth Minute, Daisy is prevented from meeting Charlie's parents due to a sudden and total abdication of responsibilities on the part of her sister Kat. Mystic Pizza Minute producer Steve Richardson joins hosts David Hulford and John Windsor on the other side of the sound board mixer thing/array of other technologically impressive equipment that we definitely really have, to share in woeful tales of stolen Stromboli recipes, robotic restaurant mascots, and our edible bug filled futures. Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our nice sixty-ninth Minute, Kat avoids leaving for work while Tim dances around the existence of his wife and Phoebe flies in for a kiss. Producer Steve is live in the Mystic Pizza Minute studio, talkin' with Hulford and Windsor about maze monsters, Bill Paxton/spaghetti, and the mystical significance of the number sixty-nine. Special Guest: Steve Richardson

In our sixty-eighth Minute, Tim Travers relieves Kat of her babysitting duties and somewhat reluctantly answers some questions about his perhaps-somewhat-estranged wife. Hulford and Windsor use their guest Jeff Martin to run some ideas by, including some sequel podcast ideas, a loose association of man-boy actors, and just a whole bunch of other stuff before they get around to discussing the minute proper... We love our editor! Special Guest: Jeff Martin

In our sixty-seventh Minute, Jojo wraps up her big monologue before wandering off towards the bathroom that she and Bill once canoodled in during happier times. Your Mystic Pizza pals are joined again by returning guest and craft beer enthusiast Jeff Martin. They discuss the Bill-Murray-adjacent career of Lorenzo Music, the sound of their own voices, and a recent addition to Amazon Prime's lineup that may be of interest to our podcast's listenership. Special Guest: Jeff Martin

In our sixty-sixth Minute, Jojo regales her coworkers with a monologue detailing a fantastical, maybe-not-entirely-true version of her recent breakup with Bill. Back in the Mystic Pizza Podcast studio, Hulford and Windsor play host to returning guest Alex Colic, and the three discuss dentistry and more questionable forms of medicine, and the illustrious career of recently deceased character actor Bucky Walsh. Hulford makes podcasting history by using a nasal pore strip, live on the air. Special Guest: Alex Colic