We're With The Band

Michael goes to Florida and drops a bombshell, which could rock the band and podcast to it's very core. Ivan waits in line to score some rare David Bowie on Record Store Day. Also, the boys give their thoughts on Jared Leto's Joker, a Tom Waits musical, and Michael's hatred for old people.  

Michael and Ivan are back! The do's and don'ts of band t-shirts, punching Marilyn Manson, James Bond Spectre, and getting towed in Chicago. Also, Katie The Undertaker & T-1000 defend their podcast hijack.

The boys take time out from mixing their new record to talk about Dreg's first viewing of The Breakfast Club, Michael's take on a controversial Batman comic, and Ivan's curiosity about The Extreme Tour. Also, how do you feel about oral sex on the toilet?

April Fools! The women of WWTB hijack the podcast while the boys are away making records. No topic is too squeamish! Who's slept with who in the band? Who's grooming their nether regions into the Batman logo? Sleazy sex stories both with and without the band. Marry F*ck Kill the band, and the common denominator that is hatred for Ivan. With Katie the Undertaker, Karen Bambi Righeimer, Courtney, Jess Boston, Jeanette, T the Undertaker, Nadia G and Alicia G of Ganser.

The boys sit down with Chicago musicians Alicia G and Nadia G of Ganser, to talk about their upcoming ep 'Less.' Ivan chats about producing the band's release, while Dreg hijacks the interview with his own personal questions and Michael celebrates his birthday at Shoney's.  

Dreg, Ivan and Michael reconvene to talk about Ivan's old news papers, Dreg's trip to the David Bowie Is exhibit at the MCA, and Michael meeting a fan/stalker in the mall. Also, fat people hurt inside.

Ivan and Michael discuss Star Wars Episode VII, Jurassic World, the black Spider-Man outfit, Secret Wars, Parliament and stories of walking in on our parents doing it. Also, scary noises come from places that aren't Dreg's ass.  

WWTB cross over with Drunken Nerd Guild guest Josh Gruber and the Undertaker. ExciteBike, Mortal Kombat, Witch Hazel and Dreg Jackson Three Way Attorney at Law. What is massage porn (again)? How much paper work goes into a Ménage à trois? How do you pickle Raccoon Parts? Welcome to Chicago...where's your arch?

Michael, Ivan, Dreg and The Undertaker come together to discuss Michael's new career in Truckin', Ivan's goth Andy Rooney moment at H&M, The Undertaker's controversial new grooming choices, and Dreg's shock and awe, when The Undertaker reveals a dirty little secret. Also, Jesus was a teenage vampire!

Michael, Ivan and Dreg return to the imaginary boat, with guests Griff Baron and Kim Duncan. Once again the hot sauce & vodka concoctions take over, as Griff becomes a professional pitch man, Dreg won't quit singing Frozen, Iggy Azalea and Spin Doctors songs, Ivan gets regular with Activia, and Kim brings the WWTB tradition back as Michael gets slapped. Also, Jamie Lee Curtis has a dick!  

The vodka is flowing and the hot sauce is burning, when Griff Baron and Kim Duncan join the boys for an "All-Star Edition" of We're With The Band. Michael grills Kim about her close encounter with Foo Fighters Dave Grohl and Taylor Hawkins. Ivan and Griff tell tales from "the Kill Hannah days" and My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult. Also, everyone urges Dreg to grow a beard, while he welcoms the crew upon his boat... kind of.

Michael and Ivan go to the movies to see Kevin Smith's podcast inspired horror film TUSK. The boys talk about the film's origins, review it and relate it to WWTB, while Ivan plots to drug Michael and lead him to a remote location, in the hopes of changing him into a Walrus of his own.

Michael calls Ivan in for an emergency podcast. RetentionPondHoneys.com gets mentioned and discussed by Jensen "Hot Karl" Karp and Matt Robinson on the Smodcast network's Get Up On This podcast, and the results couldn't be funnier. Also, Robin Williams is dead, someone might have recently had a threesome, and Ivan thinks Michael is the new Howard The Duck.

While Dreg is off being lazy somewhere, former bandmate and friend of the podcast, Karen "Bambi" Righeimer steps in to join Ivan and Michael. Together they talk about Ivan's enounter with Black Panthers, horny fat chicks and potbelly pigs, during his recent tour. Also, Karen's failed first dates, Michael's ongoing class action lawsuit and more goth talk!

In this latest installment of "Sheriff Scabs goes to the movies," the gang reviews Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, but leaves Dreg at home, knowing that he'll just say "I AM GROOT" throughout the podcast. Michael explains his love/hate relationship with Howard The Duck, John defends his beloved Star Wars, Karen wants to reverse cowboy Madmartigan, and things get saucy between Ivan and The Undertaker.

While Ivan's away on tour with another band, Ivan's girlfriend "The Undertaker" joins Michael and Dreg behind the mic. Together, they talk about Ivan's "un-muff" grooming experiment, his annoying pet-peeves, his dick pics, his big nose, his unwillingness to sleep naked, and all the other painstaking tasks that come with dating the world's most hated bass player. Also, Michael gets slapped again.

While Michael is away on sabbatical, Ivan and Dreg take the reigns and sling some serious shit his way. Secret lives revealed! Also, tattoo talk, enemas, colonics, strip clubs, grooming, and someone gets sent to the cornfield.

As the boys come up with theme songs for each other, Michael brings the noise, Dreg's arms are wide open, and Ivan expresses his love for the tv show Renegade. Also, Marry Fuck Kill: The Hollywood Goth Edition.

Dreg takes a quiz to see how white he is, Ivan listens to old embarrassing voicemails and Michael finally gets around to doing his fleshlight. Also, the women of Moseley (Suzie Chism, Abby Hairston and Christy Callaway) return to pay a brief visit with the boys and once again play some marry, f*ck, kill.

Ivan and Michael sit down with Karen "Bambi" Righeimer to talk about all things X-Men, after a screening of Days of Future Past. Together they discuss how Michael IS James McAvoy, Ivan's issue with JLaw's blue bodysuit, and how Karen would totally reverse cowboy Wolverine. Also, Nights in White Satin!