Dumb-dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Our heroes have returned to Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) convinced Cormium Planteer to sign on as the nation’s Minister of Communication, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) began planning out the right way to phrase her Baldur’s Gate song, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) set off to meet Krendan about his Hall of Heroes! But is Assguard truly safe from the Ghost Skull Brigade? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f

Our heroes are returning to Assguard after saving Daggerford! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) became friends and pen pals with King Melandrach, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had an argument with a mule, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was cured of his zombie disease by Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom! But what has changed in Assguard while they’re away? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are waiting for Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom in the Misty Forest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) won over the tavern keeper in Daggerford, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) focused on getting medical help for her halfling friend’s zombie disease, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was so loopy he ended up talking to a donkey! Can Fallonmeyer save Quinny or will he die while revealing her as a fraud? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. V

Our heroes barely survived combat but are now in charge of the lizardfolk! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to defeat Redeye through intimidation and fart magic, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) recovered from consciousness and was horrified to still be in an acid pool, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has been inflicted with a zombie virus! Can these heroes survive to create peace in Daggerford? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. V

Our heroes are now battling a zombified dragon and the lizardfolk! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is unconscious and dying in an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is doing his best with his eldritch blasts, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) can’t seem to keep any of his concentration spells going. Will our heroes be able to beat Caustilancer AGAIN? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are battling a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) did massive damage before Fartbutt had to rescue her from an acid pool, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and his mirror images fought face-to-face with the dragon, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was enveloped in an orb of darkness. Will our heroes be able to survive this battle with Caustilancer? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are battling a dragon! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lured the beast out of a ruined ship, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) managed to maintain the ruse she was Vaultsy, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) arrived to battle being carried by Fartbutt the Couatl. But what will happen when combat truly begins? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are on their way to slay a dragon! Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) realized he wasn’t the right person to deal with lizardfolk and became Juniper, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid in the woods until he was sure he didn’t need to pop off, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) befriended the shady leader of the lizardfolk. But can these heroes survive a battle with a dragon alongside their new allies? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your

Our heroes are on their way to meet the Lizardfolk! Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) switched his spells around to defeat or befriend a dragon, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) identified Glennis Orc-Slayer so they could get the supplies they needed, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was shocked by people’s love for Captain Planteer. Can these heroes defeat a dragon and a rebranded god? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph

Our heroes are on their way to change spells! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed into Grandpa Warwick who now believes he’s names Vaultsy, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempted to lead negotiations before he couldn’t get anyone’s names right, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prepared to negotiate with the lizardfolk. But can these heroes find the allies they need to defeat Caustilancer? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me

Our heroes are on their way to hunt a dragon! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) addressed the travelling adventurers and narrowly avoided burning down the market, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was offering Pegasus rides before being sent on their quest, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged barbs with Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom. But can these heroes survive the hunt for a dragon? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adc

Our heroes have taken bad voice potions and are going about their days! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) had a very challenging negotiation with wrestling promoters, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is taking Will on a tour of Assguardian careers, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) visited Krendan and planned their shared address to the Hall of Heroes. What could possibly go wrong for those two addressing a raucous crowd? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about yo

Cormium Planteer has been granted sanctuary! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was proud of his grotesque preparations, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) managed to connect with Cormium despite being angry at his friends, and after the interrogation Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) turned into Echo to play Blood Games. What could possible happen next in Assguard? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg

Our heroes are bringing Butthole to see Cormium Planteer! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) unknowingly turned his room into a magical Sanctuary, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a break through with Cormium during their talk, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his potions and masks to hide everything charming about Cormium from Butthole. But what will happen when the prisoner talks with the king? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Vi

Our heroes are struggling with the Cormium problem! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) visited Krendan who agreed to found the Ass Guard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Juniper and quickly lost patience with Cormium Planteer, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) bided his time waiting for Juniper to get even angrier. But what does Cormium really want to say to Butthole? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our heroes are sorting out their various plans within Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) welcomed yet another hero to the nation before heading to see Krendan, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made a new friend to share his love of nature with, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the tool he needed to disarm Cormium Planteer. But what Planteer based dangers lie around the next corner? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Vi

Cormium Planteer has been imprisoned and strangers are arriving to help Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was delighted to discover heroes from across the world were coming to the city, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to be absolutely sure Cormium Planteer wouldn’t be mistreated, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got Reginald to secure the prisoner. Who will show up in Assguard next? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Vi

Cormium Planteer has taken sanctuary in Assguard! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was equal parts worried and excited about falling for the handsome rogue, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is worried about the prisoner’s boredom while they determine if he’s a threat, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) couldn’t believe jailing someone is a big deal. Will Cormium turn out to be friend or foe? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaph

Captain Planteer is back and up to no good! King Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is respectful of legal repercussions but the Butthammer wants to go to war, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) found Cormium Planteer asking for sanctuary outside the city walls, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) consulted with Anyn about this new international threat. Can Assguard afford to help Cormium escape the Captain? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

Our heroes have saved Baldur’s Gate and returned home! The Forsaken (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returned to being King Butthole who has no memory of his crimes, Echo (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) changed back to Gartok who was horrified by the memories he had gained, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was relieved to be the most morally flexible of the group once again. But what threats are now looming over Assguard? Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).   Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices.