Dumb-dumbs & Dragons: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Our heroes have defeated a troll and its assistants inside the Bastion of Failure. Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) accidentally tried to raise a zombie from the dead, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) laid hands on anyone who needed it and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), in a shocking turn of events, requested not to be revivified or resurrected if he dies ever again! Can our heroes reclaim this Bastion and will Quinny survive the attempt? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delb

Our heroes have entered the Bastion of Failure and are facing off agains a troll and duergar hammerers! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) hid to get the drop of their foes, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) transformed into Krunge, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) determined the trolls were evil when they wanted to rip of his skin and wear it! Can our heroes survive a battle between trolls, duregar and a white dragon wyrmling? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠)

On their way to the Bastion of Failure, Quinny was sucked into Baba Yaga’s hut through a tree! Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was unsurprised when Baba Yaga wanted to make a new deal and accepted a partnership with her readily, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) specified some terms to make sure he wasn’t being taken advantage of, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) slept through the whole thing! What will now that Quinny has returned to the Icewind Dale? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio

Our heroes found the necromancer they were looking for! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was confused about how the sun and moon worked, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) wanted to make sure the local trolls were evil before killing them, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took the first watch over their camp before being sucked into Baba Yaga’s house! What will happen if our heroes manage to reach the Bastion of Failure? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @del

Having reunited with the rest of their companions, our heroes are on a search for the lost druid Crawn! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) accepted a promotion to Chief Justice of House Fartch, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) prayed so powerfully he grew hammers for hands for a moment, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) isn’t feeling great about their chances chasing a mad necrotist towards an imaginary castle! What will happen when our heroes set out into the storm? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website

Having saved some Anyns on the road, our heroes were reunited with Goblin Jr! Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was pleased to meet some other sheriffs, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) convinced the people they rescued they weren’t here to rob them and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) forgot about everything else when Goblin Jr reappeared! What will happen now that they’ve in a town where everyone calls themselves an Anyn? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @del

Our heroes have returned to Dumb Faerun and set out on a mission to liberate their friends. Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned about Bucky’s loyalty, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) declared war on the nation of Akka and planned to arrest his mom, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was named Chief Privateer of House Farch! What will happen now that they’ve discovered a Dragonborn under assault in the wilderness? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠),

Our heroes have defeated the One of Many Faces, freeing Yevgenovitch and Bucky from his clutches, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald from their oaths to Baba Yaga. Juniper and Wild West Moss (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) have combined forces and bodies, finally having discovered the way to stop the Great Collide! Lastly, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has returned to Dumb Faerun and sent Moonhammer back to Butthalla, being named the Butthammer, her avatar to his world. What will happen now that our heroes face Captain Planteer, Xanthus and the Land of Akka without godly or demonic help? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumb

We're starting our 6th season, featuring original adventures by our DM, so we're including this recap for people who want a reminder of what happened in season 5! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the fourth and final week of our hiatus after Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons’ 5th season! We’re proud to present the pilot episode of The Valentyne Heresy. It’s another Dumb-Dumbs & Dice show, this one set in the grim darkness of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, using an adaptation of the ever-popular Genesys system. The players include Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante), Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) and Laura Hamstra(@lauraehamstra) alongside our GM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoy as they journey into the future of a galaxy where there can be only war in The Valentyne Heresy! Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons will be back with the beginning of our 6th season next week! Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.c

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*Season 5 Finale* Our heroes have proven Manny’s contracts were flawed and Asmodeus has made him mortal! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is unconscious after finding key evidence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) is closing in on Manny (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) is distracting Captain Planteer, and Butthole eliminated the clerks while Reginald made their case to the Gods. Will they be able to deify Moonhammer before Captain Planteer takes over hell? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del B

Our heroes have assaulted Manny’s bastion and found themselves ambushed in turn! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) have engaged Manny, while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) watches the door, and Reginald searches for contract loopholes alongside Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) if the handling can ever get away from the battle! Can any of them survive a battle where Manny has every advantage? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com

Our heroes have joined forces and are making their way to their final hellish battle! Having caught up and formulated a plan to storm the Citadel, everyone has been assigned their tasks. Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) will be searching for legal precedents inside while Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra), Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) Butthole, Sunscythe and Vex defend them against the combined forces of Manny! Will they live long enough to find a way to save hell, send Moonhammer home and divorce Captain Planteer? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube

Our heroes are making the best they can out of the mixed hand that hell has dealt them! While Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald were dealing with their new lawyer, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) were forced to battle across the plains of Avernus alongside Maude Buggins and Werner Ragnarok. What will happen now that all of our heroes are finally reunited? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delbo

Our heroes have uncovered new friends and stayed one step ahead of new enemies! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) were sent further on their quest by the Grand Wizard Bukkake while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald found a lawyer and escaped Captain Planteer in the Archives. What will happen now that the rebellion and characters from Avernus have joined our various parties? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfoli

Our heroes are escaping villains and taking the next steps on their quest! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) killed some merpeople and found the Grand Wizard Bukkake - that’s me! While Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald are being hunted through the Archive by Captain Planteer whose also looking for a lawyer. What the fuck will happen now that I’m a part of the story? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠http

Our heroes are battling their way through hell! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) and Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) won God Prom before it was destroyed by Captain Planteer and they reached out to Baal, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Reginald fought Bucky in the Archive before being invited to join his secret resistance and Captain Planteer attacked. Can any of our heroes do anything without fucking Captain Planteer showing up? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic -

Our heroes high stakes hell missions are underway! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) rigged the God Prom’s election, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is facing off against Bucky inside the archive while Reginald attacks a guard, and Captain Planteer attacked the God Prom’s final battle! What the ever-loving fuck will happen now? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring Alysa King (@alysaking) and our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.com/⁠), @deltastic on socials Learn more abo

Our heroes are preparing for the next steps of their hell-venture. Moonhammer (Alysa King, @alysaking) remembered both her brother and her husband, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) caught up with Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) about their shared pasts, and Reginald discovered more of sun scythes secrets before Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the way to the archive. Can our heroes pull off a heist and win a popularity contest? Find out next, on Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons! Also featuring our awesome DM Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).  Enjoying Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons? - Consider supporting the show for as little as $1 a month to get BTS fun, an ad-free feed, and even add your own character to the podcast! (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/join⁠) - Buy merch on our website (⁠https://dumbdumbdice.com/⁠) - Follow us on social media: @dumbdumbdice - Watch our video episodes on YouTube (⁠https://youtube.com/@dumbdumbdice⁠)   Artwork by the brilliant Del Borovic - Website & Portfolio (⁠https://delborovic.co