The Bugle

Russia marches into Ukraine whilst the west tuts, the pope brings something back from the dead and massive virus discovered in ice. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week: Ukraine, Penises on walls, Skywhales and movie sequel to Gravity. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hollande woos another mistress, World Cup winners make better dates and is George Clooney a Nazi? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John report on the latest from Sochi – where Vlad Putin should be celebrating just how amazingly gay the Olympics are, rather than getting all homophobic. Plus! Massive wooden penis found on car! And pigs faces – too shocking for publication! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy answers your Twitter questions See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John focus on two major meetings in Switzerland and British plans to form a police state. Plus – exclusive interview with Frankel! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John analyse the latest from Thailand, Syria, Sudan and France. Plus: animal news! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

John Describes what happens when it gets a bit Parky, Andy Laments England's Ashes performance and Round One of the first inter Bugle championship match up takes place. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John learn what the French get up to on New Year's Eve and offer some predictions for the new year. Plus the good ship SS Zaltzman is launched. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy Zaltzman introduces a look back at some of the biggest headlines of the last 12 months. May include births, deaths, political misjudgements, and inappropriate behaviour at a funeral (for the 2nd consecutive year). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

The latest from London's Scroogiest councils, Santacon 2013 and how a US president might enjoy Christmas day (or not). See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

So what do the worlds leaders make of the wealth gap? It's Boris Johnson v The Pope!Plus, the police stuff the queen's nuts in their mouths and pigs react to the sale of their seed. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A new challenger arrives for toughest world leader, Britain seeks to be a world leader in a new market, And the Bugle mourns a great man. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy introduces some Bugle highlights, as requested on Twitter See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A man in Russia has nailed his testicles to Russia, the British conservative party has hidden the internet, and The Bugle raids BBC Radio 1. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

...is about IT glitches with the launch of Obamacare.Plus why spying would have saved Jesus, Spain plans to jail all of the USA, church wangs and Vatican cricket.Happy 250 Buglers! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John provide more evidence for the complete collapse of the USA, discuss the end of Sachin Tendulkar, reveal that Brazil is run by clowns and psychopaths and get some passive aggressive love/abuse in an email See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John have the latest on the collapse of civilisation in the US, as well as corruption updates from India and Italy See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Andy and John look at the disparity in wealth in the US, report from the Op-Ed wars, and are joined by a comfortably racist blast from the past See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Bugle 246 – Selling The Drama (And War and Guns And The Planet) by The Bugle See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.