Dumb, Gay Politics

Emotions (and alcohol) have been running high, so Julie & Brandy took a "personal day" before sh*tting out this episode. They gloss over Paul Manifort's first day in court, rip Facebook & Mark Zuckerberg a new a$$hole, and Julie goes IN on a very jizzy So There's That. And oh yeah, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer wrote a book that no one cares about, and our DGP resident book reader Anne, read it in two days. Thank God for Anne, or this episode wouldn't have happened (in more ways than one). *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy take the Pacific Northwest by storm, after traveling 850 miles to record the podcast live in Portland. The audience (which consisted of 4 fans and 121 day-pass holders to the Portland Queer Comedy Festival) were simultaneously disturbed and curious, but the girls didn't let that get them down. They start the show by breaking down the ever-developing Trump/Putin bromance, before interviewing Portland's premiere LGBTQ influencer, Belinda Carroll. After that, they host a very special, press conference with Sarah F*ckabee Sanders, and then they listen to the super gay (and super awesome) feelings from DGP #1 fan/Intern Aran O'roe. It's live and it's large, but, by all intents & purposes, it's definitely/probably... not in charge.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor

Despite a record-breaking heatwave in Los Angeles, which caused a 48 hour power-outage in the drug-den/podcast studio, Julie & Brandy strapped it on & sucked it up to deliver this episode for their 14 listeners. While sweating through their clothes, the girls break down Trump's upcoming meeting with Putin, before analyzing the recent resignation of environmental terrorist, Scott Pruitt. After that, they attempt to understand the burgeoning U.S. trade war with China, but the extreme heat combined with lots of alcohol, rendered them incapable of coherent thought. Turn your speakers down, and your AC up, because this episode is one hot mess.  *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After 16 months of talking about the infamous Trump/Russia Dossier, Julie and Brandy scoop the one and only interview with the lead attorney on the case, Roy Black. But, don't hold your breath on a Peabody Nomination just yet. What starts as the height of journalistic achievement, quickly devolves into standard, Dumb Gay Politics fare: crass, idiotic questions and more background noise than a World Cup game in Mexico City. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The immigration sh*tstorm is dominating the news, so Julie & Brandy had to dig deep to find other crap to fill the show. Luckily for them, Mike Huckabee is a huge douche. He's been douching around all over Twitter this week and the girls cover it all with gusto. After that, Melania stops by to explain why she wore that infamous jacket, and the answer might surprise you. But probably not. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It was a hell of a week to be an American. The culture war is in full swing, so Julie & Brandy deal with the tension the only way they know how - drinking! They recap the historic North Korean summit, tell u about something very tragic that you might not know about, and they take a moment to celebrate Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But the coup de grass is when they ride their tiny bicicleta to Immigration Scheww! Original 14 & Patreon fran Greg Guarino, Jr is their professor for the day and he teaches them why our current immigration policy is a human rights cautionary tale. *********** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics www.julieandbrandy.com Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's one week post-Mooch, and the girls are completely phoning this one in. They start off with Trump's fight with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, before giving a quick update on the Trump/Russia/Mueller indictments. After that, they spend a wonderful Moment with Melania and then have an important meeting in the Ladies Room about Kim Kardashian!! Buckle up, and get ready for a bumpy, yet underwhelming ride! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's a milestone episode for Dumb Gay Politics because Julie & Brandy get to talk to someone who has ACTUALLY worked in the ACTUAL White House. Former Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci calls in to talk about how Trump & Mike Pence don't suck, and about how Steve Bannon definitely does (his own d*ck). Try and listen with an open mind, because for a guy as successful and busy as The Mooch, agreeing to do a crappy podcast like this, must mean he's a real menche. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Since Julie is out of town dancing for dollas (again), this episode was recorded a week early. With a little help from their good friend Ronnie Karam, the girls do a shallow, crappy dive on conspiracies. Like cutting into an undercooked ham, this episode seems fine at the beginning, but it's a hot mess from the middle on.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's Tuesday, and President Trump pulled out of the Iran deal just in time for Julie & Brandy criticize him for it! After that, they break down this month's crucial primary elections, and then discuss Trump's nominee to head the CIA, Gina Haspell. Things lighten up considerably when Melania stops by to talk about her new campaign and explain what the f*ck "Be Best" means. The girls tried to "be best" at podcasting this week's politics, but when it was all said and done, they were probably too sober for their own good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie and. Brandy start off the show by celebrating the gift that keeps on lying: Rudy Giuliani. The party continues as they dissect the highlights of Trump's speech at the NRA convention. If gun enthusiasts and liars aren't your thing, stick around for Kanye West and his "free thoughts" about opioids and slavery. If time is money, then Yeezy's free thinking is expensive AF. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It was a drama-filled week in the high school cafeteria of American politics, and Julie & Brandy couldn't wait to dive right in. They start with the backlash against comedian Michelle Wolfe who hosted the White House Correspondents dinner, before moving on to skewer the apology cops trolling Joy Reid on twitter. They finish the episode by celebrating the official end to Bill Cosby's raping days. Times up B*TCH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Julie is on a homo-tour of the east coast, so the girls recorded this evergreen delight a few days early. Being that old news is no news, they decided that this week's episode was the perfect time to introduce their new segment, "Anne read a book in 2 days." Brandy's friend Anne took the girls to "Fire and Fury Scheww" back January, but now she"s got her very own segment and she did not disappoint! This time around, she focused her speed-reading talents on the new James Comes book, "A Higher Loyalty; Truth, Lies, & Leadership." How can a review of this book possibly take up a whole show? One word: tangents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Julie & Brandy come full circle when they interview their podcast mentor & bestie/sistie Jonny McGovern. They kiki with the Hey Qween host for most of the show, but first they break down the sh*tstorm of Trumps's lawyer Michael Cohen, Ivanka, Don Jr, and "The end stage of the Trump Presidency." Afterward, their heroism is caught on tape when they stop (save) Julie's dog Nacho from eating a full candy bar. It was scary, but it was worth it though because it gave them a new work out idea and also because- #heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy left their hearts (and livers) at Miami Pride, so they are hanging on by a very thin thread . A phantom thread, if you will. First, they break down the atrocities happening in Syria before reveling in the recent FBI raid on Trump's personal attorney, Michael Cohen. After that, they celebrate Sarah F#ckabee Sanders and spend a Moment with Melania at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Keep your expectations low and your patience high, because this crap is pretty convoluted. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed by the big picture. They barely even have time to discuss the Roseanne reboot, before they have to break down Trump firing the secretary of Veteran's Affairs & replacing him with his personal physician. After that they suffer through tragic stories of Laura Ingraham's homophobic history before going to 'Consent Scheww' with their professor for the day, Erin Tillman aka the Dating Advice Girl. Buckle up, because this is one hell of a random-ass episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fresh off a gay cruise, the girls are hung over and depressed about Trump's new National Security Advisor, John Bolton. But their moods pick up when they get the opportunity to go 'off limits' with the world famous drag queen, Miss Richfield 1981 (aka Russ King). They finish off by celebrating America's thirstiest teenagers and the important work they're doing to influence gun legislation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julie & Brandy are drunk on a Caribbean Cruise, but the podcast must go on (as they say). This week, the girls break down President Trump firing the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, and also 900 other people. With the threat of Russia looming, and Vladimir Putin getting closer and closer to dismantling the entire US government, Julie imagines a world where Mike Pence is the President. After that, they talk about the tragic (but largely unknown) Russian cyberattack on American nuclear power plants. Ever been high on Dramamine and whiskey? Well, you'll know what it feels like after listening to this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.