Dumb, Gay Politics

After years of sitting on the pot, Speaker of the House Nance Pelose FINALLY took a big ole' dump on Trump, when she announced, last Tuesday, that the House is launching an official impeachment inquiry into Trump's phone call with the President of Ukraine.  Cut to: Republicans are ridiculously righteous, democrats are resentfully defensive, and the combative atmosphere makes  Julie & Brandy downright annoying. They attempt to fight through their pointless anger to break down  the impeachment inquiry, before getting enraged again at some tragic Facebook news.  This episode might contain some enlightening information, but it's best served with the volume low, and  a heaping side of drugs..  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy

In a move that was shocking to no one, Trump enlisted the help of a foreign government to help him in the 2020 election, and someone at the CIA blew the whistle. Will this be the thing to finally get him impeached? Not likely, but Julie & Brandy break it down anyway. After that, it's all about how Saudi Arabia got bombed by drones and why (they think) Trump is blaming Iran. Then, Julie's (heterosexual) dad stops by to share his gay feelings about immigration, before a Brandy-powered So There's That. Delivered late & done half-ass, this episode is a lot like whistling into the wind... pointless. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** 

After a lot of laughing, crying, and technical snafus, Julie & Brandy finally finished the first ever Dumb Gay Politics Democratic Debate Special. Sure to disappoint most of their 14 listeners, the girls pulled the best moments from the candidates that are nearest and dearest to their hearts. In the interest of time, they keep their commentary short and let the clips speak for themselves.  And while this episode may be a day late and a dollar short, all of the democratic candidates are money AF. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns Audio Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Evangelical leader and anti-gay activist, Jerry Falwell Jr. has been exposed as a corrupt hypocrite and a fraud, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it down. He used the non-profit status of his university to create a real estate empire, he used Trump's personal lawyer to bury a sex scandal involving him and his wife and the pool boy, and then he used his power & influence over the moral majority to get Trump elected, The whole thing stinks on ice, and the girls are enraged. Fueled by alcohol withdrawals and pms, they transfer their redundant rage from Christian criminals to corporate ones in yet another anti-Amazon segment.  This episode is like a lettuce-wrapped burger: parts of it are good, but it's just too messy to enjoy.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  ***

It's the day after Labor Day and Julie & Brandy are hungover AF, but nothing cures the 'back to school blues' like jamming out to the sweet sounds of Tiffany Trump & Countess Luanne de Lesseps (and yes, they are strangely connected). What would normally be the pinnacle of any episode, is topped by a visit from Dumb Gay Politics legend, Anthony Scaramucci. The Mooch didn't have much time to talk, but that doesn't stop the girls from lurking and hounding him until he makes the time to tell the 14 listeners the (updated) 'friends to enemies' tale between him and Trump. The whole thing is classic Julie & Brandy from start to finish: it's thrown together, posted late, and accidentally offensive.  **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie &am

It's the last week of summer, and Julie & Brandy are partying like they don't need rehab. There's no news, and anything significant is happening because Trump is insane. From hawking his golf resort at the G7 Summit, to threatening to buy Greenland, the president is on a one-way train to crazy town. Last week, he told the Prime Minister of Israel to deny entrance to two American Congresswomen because they are members of the BDS Movement, so to round out the episode, Julie takes Brandy to BDSM Scheww. The whole thing is very random, but if you can make sense through their hangovers, you just might learn something. **************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The Peop

This week, Julie & Brandy focus on the lean, green side of things in an hour-long rant, that is both (simultaneously) outrageous and outraging. That's because there is one issue affecting every other issue, and it (finally) cannot be ignored; THE ECONOMY. Maintaining self-control while talking about something as personal and infuriating as the economy is difficult at best, but  making sense on the topic proves to be even harder for the girls.  Julie helps Brandy through an existential, economic breakdown, before having one herself over Democratic billionaire, and self-funded presidential candidate, Tom Steyer. Judge Julie reads Tom Steyer to filth, and then sticks around to show us her softer side in a 'So There's That' dedicated to animals.  We salute and acknowledge the 14 listeners, because only the most loyal of people could survive a recession AND a crappy podcast (like this one).  ************************************************************************************************************************

This week, Julie & Brandy tackle the gun control debate in the only way they know how: dumb and gay. Even though there have been more mass shootings than DAYS in 2019, there's good news on the horizon, but you have to listen to the podcast if you want the burn of the scalding hot tea. After yelling their way through the gun lobby sh*tstorm, the girls listen to the gay feelings of one of their 14 listeners, Rene Soto, and then Julie finds the Republitarian alternative to Trump in her 'So There's That.' They get points for passion, but as of yet- no one's in 1st place when it comes to the 2nd Amendment. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com *****  ***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy **** Julie Goldman **** Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy *** The People's Couch *** DG

The opening song of Dumb Gay Politics has never been more prophetic than it has this week. 'America has gotten kinda wack' with mass shootings every other day, and the immovable gridlock of the gun control debate. The only thing Julie & Brandy can do is turn their focus to who is going to replace Trump in 2020, and that means chopping up last week's debates. They attempt to rehash the highs, the lows, and the what-have-yous, including how Beto O'Rourke is 6'4" and Pete Buttiegieg has the same birthday as Brandy.  After that, their trusted intern and friend Aran O'Roe stops by to take the girls to Bernie Sanders Scheww, and that's when sh*t gets REAL. It's been a long road since the 2016 election, but we are closing in on 2020 and Julie & Brandy are finally feeling The Bern.  ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our web

Special Council Robert Mueller finally testified before Congress, and Julie & Brandy were not impressed. Nonetheless, they work through their sober/diet rage in order to rehash the  details and the aftermath of his testimony, including possible impeachment proceedings and future Russian election meddling. After that, they do a Gay Guys & Their Feelings featuring several different listeners with feelings about Julie & Brandy & Bernie Sanders! It's an episode filled with lots of rage, lots of feedback and lots of f*cking feelings! So, if that doesn't appeal to you- you're probably in good company. ***************************************************************************************************************************** *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's

Summer is in full swing, and no one cares about politics (including Congress, who are about to take off for a five week break). But Julie & Brandy are here for it. Today's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. For 20% off your first purchase, visit www.nativedeodorant.com and use promo code DUMBGAY during checkout! ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's only been one week since Julie & Brandy went to Descrimmigration Scheww, and the nightmare at America's southern border has spread to 10 major cities, as Trump orders Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) to begin raids on undocumented immigrants in NY, LA, SF, Atlanta, Houston, Baltimore, Miami, Denver, Chicago & New Orleans. The girls chop that up, and then Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence to life in a border detention facility for being an unkind, insensitive, insincere, FAKE Christian. After that, they get a thoughtful message from Julie's dad regarding the border "concentration camp" controversy. Keep your stress ball nearby, because the girls do a lot of talking in this episode, and (just like the real news) most of what they say is borderline offensive and probably wrong.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypo

This summary was supposed to describe the amazing live podcast that Julie & Brandy did in Wisconsin on Friday, but the audio file was unusable. After spending hours lamenting and crying over the lost show, the girls finally got it together to break down the drama surrounding the new emergency immigration funding bill, and bring back (immigration lawyer) Greg Guarino Jr to break down the humanitarian crisis at the southern border. All that, plus Julie got a butt-load of bday gifts and each one gets a mention! Keep your finger on the 15 second skip button, because this is one you're gonna want to speed through.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The Peop

The Trump/Iran drama continues on for the 6th (?) week in a row, and Julie & Brandy are annoyed. All they want to do is get high and talk about the upcoming debates, but they can't because Trump is warmongering with Iran as part of his 2020 campaign strategy, so he stopped by Meet the Press to try on a special edition, Chuck Todd merkin. After ripping that interview to shreds, the girls pop on over to see the leading cause of vaginal dryness, Vice President Mike Pence, sit down for an interview with Jake Tapper on CNN.  After that, they do an epic Gay Guys & Their Feelings, all about Brexit, which ultimately makes them feel better. Why? Because misery loves company, and the UK is f*cked.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie &

This week marks the 4 year anniversary of Trump's infamous escalator ride announcing his run for President, and the country has been in a living hell ever since. In the last 7 days, Trump lost one more member of his transient cabinet, he fired 3 polling companies employed by his campaign, he threw his chief of staff out of the Oval Office for coughing during an interview with ABC, and he kicked off the official start of his 2020 re-election campaign. That's enough Trump fake news to fill an entire episode, but all Julie & Brandy really care about is the new season of Big Brother, so they eschew their usual dumb gay analysis, so they can have a kiki with Big Brother legend, Evel Dick.  Don't stress if you're not familiar with him, he might be a Dick, but he's one captivating motherf*cker, and Julie & Brandy are seriously dead to talk to him.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podca

With DC in their rearview, Julie & Brandy are back in LA, and back to doing the podcast in the solitude of their drug den.  There's no live audience to watch them talk about Trump's manufactured Mexican tariff drama, but they manage to ramble on anyway.  After that's finally over, Julie takes Brandy to Presidential Nomination Scheww, where she answers the most pressing question of 2019: WHY IOWA? Turns out, the answer to that question is surprising, confusing, & annoying (much like this episode). ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Pr

Doing Dumb Gay Politics LIVE! in the nation's capital was a milestone for Julie & Brandy, and as such, the girls made the monumental decision to stay sober during the show. They spend a few minutes dissecting Robert Muellers' underwhelming 10 minute press conference, before introducing their special guest for the evening, Democratic warrior & Twitter legend: Scott Dworkin. After that, DGP superfan, Tarvor Lundy, takes the stage to share his handsome, gay feelings about the 2020 candidates; followed by an extremely precedented visit from First Lady, Melania Trump.  If you can get past the technical snafus and the girls yelling into the microphone, it's really just like any other episode: mediocre.  ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Ju

It's Memorial Day, and Julie & Brandy are filled with rage from doing the 7 day- GM Diet. Their hatred for Facebook and general disdain for Social Media permeates the episode, starting with the Trump/Nance Pelose infrastructure standoff. Then, it's the bullshit of Brexit which led to the Prime Minister of England finally resigning, before finishing it off with the deadly douchecapades happening on top of Mount Everest. It's an extra-long episode and by the end of it, the girls are definitely HANGRY. ******************************************************************************************************************************* *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** *** Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  *****  *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See Privacy Policy at https://art19.c

Jet-lag on fleek, Julie & Brandy can barely get it together to discuss Trump's twitter feud with Iran. Luckily, their sisty/bestie Jonny McGovern stops by the drug den to answer some gay questions, and that raises the bar substantially. He weighs in on the 2020 candidates, abortion, and the issues that matter most to him. Julie follows it up with an uplifting 'So There's That,' but without Jonny, this episode would be a steaming pile of sh*t. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Bra

Julie and Brandy are back from Asia, just in time to throw their suitcases down and record another podcast! Still bloated from too much Japanese whiskey and soy sauce, the girls do their best to cobble together a cohesive explanation for the current trade war with China, the North Korean missile tests, and Trump foreshadowing a war with Iran! It's riveting stuff, but nothing gets the blood boiling quite like the new trend in state-mandated abortion bans: the Heartbeat Bill. That may not seem like enough to fill up an entire hour and a half, but just like sushi - its more filling than you think. (And it might turn your stomach).************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subs