Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

Backing that ass up since 2015! Herpes of the lungs? I am also pretty sure he isn’t a clock. In regular America, Google owns you. Office muppets. My people really like it. Hash brown, no filter! With special guest, local comedian Travis Tate! Continue reading

God help you if it isn’t hot. You should go to the doctor if your force is tingling. Star Wars: The Next Generation. If you say Chewie is some Benjamin Button thing… I am going to be mad. Get some lights in here, Zack Snyder. The law centipede. Electric magnetic… Continue reading

Yo dawg, I heard your city needs saving. They did this to us, Wade! No, Ryan Reynolds is an actor. The ol’ cry and die. When will Danielle be an adult? I don’t have to worry, I don’t cyber bully. Rebecca Frost: Fax Machine defender. #FuckTaylorKitsch! Shoutie McScreambutt? Fuck bitches,… Continue reading

Adventures in camping! Unceremonious endings. We’re not really the best, but we’re ok. Transformers and Legos playing with Playdough. You don’t wear a helmet when you do it? Drill Bill, Captain Plant It, and other proposed porn parodies. They are making a sequel to the Bible? SSTD = Spoopy Sexually… Continue reading

Do people really “flick”? That just seems mean. Remember when we wanted to be teachers? That was a fun three months. I need a guy that can take my full load. If Rebecca likes it, people like it. I gave up on that dream… I realize my limitations. Continue reading

I think he gave her the go ahead to try it herself. Holding it for a friend. Natashia thinks she is better than us, because she has no shame. Stripper shortcake. Nana Frost yells at the cloud. Take back your air jizz. Why didn’t they call it “Guardians of the… Continue reading

Special guest: Brian Higgins talks about his charity “Create Reel Change.” My next Ted Talk: “My past is sad, and you can too!” Frozen 2 : All The Money This Time! Robots don’t need feelings! Cinderfella. Insurgent, Divergent and the new movie Detergent! The witty one liner Jesus! Continue reading

The fifth Sweetie, our return guest: Natashia Mower! Spiderman: Meh. It’s not as bad as you think, but it’s still not that good. Yes… Bing it. How long have I been sitting here frowning? It’s going to be a Grootin tootin good time! Everything in France is built on bodies… Continue reading

There is no other way for it to wave… Someone call Sigourney Weaver, I need my gutters cleaned. Motto of our life: “We’ll figure it out later.” I’m not drinking the Eddie Redmayne kool aid. She’s not making me feel things! The alright Budapest Hotel. His confiDiggle! Continue reading

No episode this week because it was the Oscars and we couldn’t be bothered! Please enjoy this special bonus episode; a recorded panel from FanX 2015: “Am I A Good Man? Answering the 12th doctor’s fundamental question.” Featuring our very own Rebecca Frost, along with an amazing panel of guests,… Continue reading

Our Valentine Ultimate Bob (Robert Easton). Prepare your earbuds for all the, “AAAHHHWWWWWSS” If Miderpan was part of the Sparvel Universe… She gives the best hugs, but cheats in leg wrestling. “Swag, swag, swag!” That’s a tiny place to grow up. “Stop objectifying the movie!” Is he sad because he… Continue reading

Dear Mom, NOT Felicity Jones. Sincerely, Rebecca. Some of his best wives are Asians. I was wondering what that cramp was. Madonna and Hugh Jackman go to the same vein doctor. Hawk and Dove? Can you rent a fishnet body suit? 50 Shades of Friends. She can only make half… Continue reading

WHA? Therm The Wise guy was a badass. Someone who hated the movie preferably. Christ Pratt, Republican? Let’s do a Hello, Shooty show. Silent hype man. The thing about those Britishes. No outsiders in Tooele. Oh gawd, I can’t dive any deeper into that world. Yo dawg, I heard you… Continue reading

It’s Mormon Shabbos. Throw Brian Singer from the Train. The pressure of Gordon Ramsay reading your tweets. She’s watching in chronological order. Digagrave Imgonnaputyouinit Jones. All the good things happen in April.. except FanX… Thanks Rebecca! Reverse Flash… “Shalf?” “Bad Flash?” “Bizarro Flash?” Battleworld?? I bet there are lots of… Continue reading

Mother England …. Father Africa..?? He’s just a Bill. On Capital Hill. CS Lewis… Jesus.. literally. “Boyhood” is Oscar bait, the movie. Thor the hacker… Thacker. The Struggle Bears. The first half of this joke was pretty good. Apparently Manu Bennett walks around naked… well duh? Why wouldn’t he. AND… Continue reading

Ahhnt mahhn… Aynt Mayn? Why not have ant strength?” Putting that on my resume, “Have you seen my butt?” Adam Levine is a stretched out Paul Rudd. Danielle reviews Selma! Batman v. Superman: Shanghai Knights? He will be interviewing rocks! Continue reading

Welcome to 2015! Post holiday catch up talk! Is there going to be singing through out the whole thing? Cinderella is a basic bitch. YOU COULDN’T INCLUDE THAT 10 MINUTES IN THE OTHER MOVIE?? She don’t want none unless you got gluten free buns. A rasta-gina? Rebecca regrets putting the junk news in the final… Continue reading

All I want for Christmas is a dad. Hiking is hard.. the movie. My problem is, it’s three movies too long. Get off my sand! In their defense, he is a sad sack! Stay tuned after the episode for BONUS CONTENT!!! Clips and outtakes from our Drunk DnD game! Continue reading

Drinking game rules/guidelines: Take a big nice drink whenever we say Wassail Drink every time one of us says “WHAT!?” Take a sip whenever we swear Drink whenever we make up a hashtag. Take a sip whenever we say “drink”, “drinking” or “drunk” Take half a sip whenever we say… Continue reading

Special guests Jay Whittaker and Natashia Mower! It’s Jay’s first time! Mormon skiiers. Radder Day Saints. I got science jizz coming out of my hands. Marvel turns into Skynet?  Gilbert Godfried should always just play Iago. Hiking is hard. Rebecca gets puny. This is what choosing your words wisely sounds like. Fresh Prince doesn’t look so fresh any… Continue reading