Hogcast: Speedy Delivery

A new Sonic game is finally here, but we're stuck inside a storage closet at Twitter HQ figuring out which cats to ban. Also Watto got rebooted. Note: JortTurd, Dialectical Demon Fusion, The Master Debater, The Bayblonian Bee, Proustian Burger Stink Reverie, Dildohitler’s Locker, Reboot Watto, The Zoa Zona, Bootstraps Pie, Associate Lore Manager, Mara Jade Bishoujo Figure, Slinger the Ocelot, Ian Flynn’s FOXHOUND unit, Mumblecore Sonic, Daily Prestige Requirement

The only thing scarier than a goblin or ghoul is when my freaking male instacart slave mouths my avocados. Let's get this shit viral.  Oh also Watto died Notes: CandyCoin,  InstaAlbert, Underground Bed Racing, Retvrn to the Shire, IRA Watto, My Podcast Co-Host is a Dracula, Beveragely Thirsty presents Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man: Fudge-a-Mania, Asher Roth to Chet Hanks pipeline, Boris Fortnite, Slice Slice Baby, Trump Primarchs, The Sigma Bug, D.Va fighting the BBL Allegations, This Sonic Will Fuck Up Your World Little Boy, Kitsunami the Fennec, Mobians Going Their Own Way, Bluto Had Hoes?

Oooooh, it’s the spooky season. And what could be more terrifying than listening to two hours of incomprehensible rambling about shock jocks and the Nick Jr. Notes: Netflix Wayfair Commercials,  Bimbofied School Lunch, Flea Meat, Conservawatto, Bluesclues Man, Baby’s First Podcast, 10 Years of Gay Macklemore, AI Cryptid, Nature’s Perfect Little Snack, The Long Ranger, FBI Pizza Party, Etsy Chain Diaper, Posterized Ukrainian Bridge, Mancow and Greaseman on Greed Island, Sonic Levine, Shin Donbrothers, Jim Henson’s Noble Phantasms, GO Anon,  King Shadow

We are absolutely gutted by the loss of our beloved monarch and Minions (2015) star Queen Elizabeth. Heaven gained another beautiful bird Notes: Princess Diana’s podcast drama, Meat Is An Ancient Food,  Harfoots, Anglo Watto, Mommy Kissing Santa Claus Prequel, Gurgi’s Wish, Free Elvis, Beveragely Thirsty Presents Are You There God It’s Me Parched Man, Leninade, Stinky’s Target Decor, Dominos Inflation Countermeasures, Yachty’s Pizzeria, Totino 13, Mythbusters AO3, My Bed Is In Ruins, Gyroids that Fuck, Devii and Pii, Eddy the Yeti, Alan’s Juvenile Rouge the Bat Fancasting, Slappy Squirrel Hose Water, That Thing of Ours That Should Not Be Named

Well folks, after our ousting from Warner Brothers we've run south of the border to hang out with all the other free spirits (ie. anarchocapitalist freaks) in Acapulco. Surely none of us will be executed by the cartel for selling drugs in their territory. Notes: Hogcastapulco, Red Guard Binky, Tiktok of pizza, NFT moments of anguish, The Wendy’s Promise, Cryptowatto, Plato’s Allegory of the Ape, Are You There God? It’s Me Parched Man, Papa Promise, ReviewBrah’s FBI Handler, Taco Bell bug meat, Sonic vs The Seedbearer, Amazon’s tamagotchi hostages, Rosemary Prower, Ken Bone cameo, JUICE REVOKED, Paulie Walnuts Catholicism, ancap Rugrats, Greased in Translation  The Amazon tamagotchi hostage video https://www.tiktok.com/@leonar.npc/video/7134394980193291563?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7084235319192946222 

Sorry folks. We've become Hollywood bigwigs in charge of a HUGE new streaming platform, so we're probably not gonna be doing podcasts anymore. Come watch us on the White Women Network Notes: WWN, Gyaru Fieri, TGIH, HollyWatto, mandatory kidney stones, Double Income One Stinky, Mexican Pizza Midterms, Papa John’s Resident Evil puzzle, Michael Transactions, Healslut Drop-off, President Xi’s noobtubes, CLAMP (derogatory), Omegaverse of Madness, Heatsink Hotplate, Sopranos Powerscaling, Brain Milk, Sweeps Week Weddings

Hey guys, we know you come to us for laughs and goofs, but this episode we had to reflect on the loss of a man who meant a lot to us. Please join us for the funeral of our dear friend, Shinzo Abe. All proceeds from the podcast will be donated to an anti-condom fund this month. Notes: Funeral for a Friend, Oswald Trafficking, Retvrn to Necco Wafers, Forgiving White Women, Night at the Museum Free(throw), Juyo and Vapaad, The Killing of a Sacred Arby’s Deer, Quillette GF Stinky BF, Sonic Origins apologia, Ian Flynn’s Unused Concepts, Anti-Maria, Grimdark Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Knee Pregnancy, Konami’s mailbox money, Endeavor Slander, WWE Jordan Peterson

Notes: My Dark Twisted Catholic Gru, The LA Centrist, The Watto Project, Homophobe Burger, Lunchable Whopperito, Arby’s Meat Carrot, food gacha, The Number One Dependent Sonic Journalist, Brandon’s Sarsaparilla Coma, Riverdale Persona, Pure Virgin Hearts, Buns Rabbot, “Willy Wonka Style Mishap”, the sexy Rolo mascot, Main Character of Anime, the Pre-Cringe Internet, Kanye West Mememaker, The First Italian Harley Quinn, LMM’s Suspiria Dance

Okay, this Mount Dadmore bit is about a week late for Father's Day, but you're gonna want to stick around for the bit on 1920s powerscaling Notes: Milfius the Living MILF, Antiracist Baby X Omocat, Andy’s Favorite Movie, Immaculate DILF, Bread Boy, The Asexual Yeastfreak, Hot n’ Ready Social Contract, The Cain Gang, The Jolly Mon, RRoD Trauma, Twin Peaks The Return for Five Year Olds, Save the Wife, Honey the Cat, Olive Oyl Garage Kit, IO Interactive’s Spy X Family, Jughead Dead Ringers

After taking our enemies to task on the previous episode, we're trying to focus on the positive this time. Yes, all of the news stories are bad, but have you SEEN some of this streaming content??? Notes: alt-ventriloquists, primeval lesbian current, The Creamster, The Immaculate MILF, Beavis and Butt-head Gaiden, sleight of tongue, PIZZA HUT HAS GONE WOKE, patching madness, Pep Boys podcast, Garfield’s Nightmare promise ring, Taco Bell austerity, Dark Tower pizza lottery, floating punches, Yew Nork, Kraven the MILFHunter, Moritori Rex, M&M Anxiety, Halo moves, The Professor, Funko to Fascist Pipeline

After losing our first recording in like 3-4 years, we are mad and ready to call out our enemies. Also the teachers that may have played leprechaun pranks on us in kindergarten? It's a weird one Notes: Respectable Carny Work, Cosmic Brownies, Chroma Car, non-TV nerds, podcast fujoshi, 9/11 dollar trick, Italian Grandpas, The Joker of Food, The Evolution of Cars, Marxist Joker Theory, The Ever Brilliant Dreher, shrink that bone down, Little Rogan, Leprechaun Tricks, Nathfield, Verminous Skumm

With Cinemapril behind us, we turn our attention to the major scandal rocking the news: Balan Wonderworld being ruined by Square Enix. Does humanity deserve the Naka Cut? Or do we live in a fallen world undeserving of perfection? Only our most ethical friend Scott (@scottblah) can help us decide.Notes: The Most Important Debate Of All Time, Marika Apologism, Frozen Food Cancellation, Centrist Feet, Gallifreyan Toydarian, Gas Station Pizza, Overcooked’s Legacy, Little Little Caesar, the sexiest fast food mascots, Fanta Anti, Kojima’s Polycule, weed pizzerias, Vince the Grafted, The Gandalf of Pizza, plumber money, Alan's Car Meals, Amy’s GTAV playthorugh, Amadeus Prower, Build Talk  

We're closing out Cinemapril by diving into The World of Fiction with our good friend (and #mymentor) Professor Mickey (@goomvi). What wonders await us in Quadratrum? We also watched The Number 23 because it seemed fun, but got bored and started talking about how Drake would react if the Raptors mascot died.

Well, it's been 150 episodes and we're thinking about abandoning Sonic & Pizza to become full-time filmers. That is of course unless our old friend Ben (@PackBenPack) can help us recapture the magic of Sonic in our heart by talking about the blue blur's latest silver screen exploits. Notes: Clout grater, Big Papa Pickle, adopting E.T., musclemen for your son, Tails Is Fucking Dead, GUN Commander Brandon, Garfield’s Sunday Mass, Does The Train Get Derailed?, Chili Dog Eyeballs, Biolizard Tease,  Thermae Caesar, Harold Ramis Ghost

Movies are finally back, and a living vampire named Morbius is responsible Notes:  Homework Movies, The Closet Creep, The Minion Yellow Wallpaper, Cinema First Responders, Pey Wet Freestyle, The Gamer’s Progress, Letterboxd AR Points, Catholic Uncut Gems, Inside Man Game, Sapiosexual Village People, Crisp, Brandon’s Pool Memories, Zouge the Bat, AOC Fart Mandala, Popcorn Bridle   The Inside Man video game clip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYNUp5rAZJo#t=40s   Correction: We accidentally called Shigechi from Diamond is Unbreakable “Keiichi”. We did still cry when he died and his parents were still looking for him.

Notes: Friend of Balan, diceman build, Josuke985, Ninja Masterclass, Dr Pizza Stone, Yurika’s Pandemic Life, a Papa John Ultimatum, Dobby Shapiro, Radicalizing Grimes, Ben Franklin’s freak nature, The Loathsome Schneider, Rose Emoji Riddler, sick of snogging, Colin Kintobor, X-men Problems, fixing Genie, The Ultimate Ally, Onceler2012, Eternals v Cats theme music - @sethboyer

Note: wet bread, wifey crystals, The Happy News, gay spectator alien, Godzilla’s marital status, 40 Days and 40 Bites, god grindset, The Gourmand of Kyiv, APES REDEEMED, Awesome Green Doinked Quick, sex ed pizza, feminine pizza dragon, Tails got a gun, dodge rolling away from women, Clutch the Opossum, trad twist, Seth Green fucking his spaceship, Ska PuncherTheme music - @sethboyer

Notes: The Love Ape, Bin Laden’s PS2s, Miyazaki Swamp Sequence, Fallout gangs by state, Biden’s VRChat room, Joker 2: New Nightmare, pogging for old creeps, Buzz and Scuzz, Lazarus cum pit, Dante’s posts, Mtn Dew Limoncello, Major Melon’s proxy war, comment section pizza tips, Dew Baron, Bush in Assassin’s Creed, vaping nyquil, the mensch on a bench pack, Mecha RobotnikCorrection: Dante Alighieri was alive from 1265 to 1321, not the 1500sTheme music: @sethboyerFollow the podcast @HogcastSDRate and review on itunes https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/hogcast-speedy-delivery/id969579845

Oh man, we're so nervous about our big guest (Big Dog, from Big Dog T-shirts fame). I hope a tiny man dressed like a shrimp doesn't ruin everything for usNotes: USS IHatemywife, The Skrimps From Brazil, The Beer Dog Paw, Big Dug, The Beer Joker, Fromsoft restaurant, Mascot Purge, Trashville, Year Without McRib, Charcoal Boner Ice Cream, the PVP state, cutscene pizza, Rouge superchats, Dr Starline, cores v orbsTheme music: Seth Boyer (@sethboyer on twitter)Follow the show @HogcastSDhogcast.com 

Gamers, you know what time it is. It's the holiest of all holidays, the annual Hogcast Game Awards. Get ready for some earth-shattering world exclusives and ALL your favorite celebs Notes: Note: The Hogcast Game Awards, FaZe Watto, Lego Salo, Gummy Cortana Feet, Probiotic Mojo, G4 Gex, roman statue avatar pizza, CBD drizzles, Wally Peanuts, Mexican Pizza: Resurrections, monofilament pepperoni cutter, advent topping calendar, Calliope Pumpkin Hill Rap, Netflix Yakuza, roast beef bladee, the Xbox Coffin, The Archie Comics Zone, FAAARP, Burger King Traitor