Michael Oldroyd - Comedy Podcast

Mike talks about post Hurricane vibes, Deon Sanders and the opening game against TCU, a woman coming to hangout with the stinkiest feet ever, and more!

Mike braces for Hurricane Idalia in this episode with his friend Michael St. Angelo. So in this episode you get a twofer, Michaelangelo and Michael St. Angelo. They cover a variety of topics including St. Angelo's experience with water. He's worked on fishing boats in Alaska and yachts in Florida. They talk about the effect money can have on people, and sports psychology, the breakdown of freewill and choice, why Michelangeloldroyd started comedy and it's origins of him, love and letting go, and more. Stay safe and enjoy!

Mike talks about Hurricane Hillary skipping all the blue states and going straight for the red states, Ahsoka's weird looking head, playing Hogwarts Legacy and how his character has long locks just like himself and Jesus, coming across a boat full of swingers, Dom Leonelli's post that got shared by Bill Burr today, background actors afraid of AI body scans, Adam Sandler's new movie, and more...

Mike talks about Love Island, Donald Trump claiming Rudi Giuliani's soul as a tax deduction in recent years, Taylor Swift concert causing seismic activity, football, UFO's according to the AP Press, the death of Peewee Herman at age 70, a 46,000 year old worm found in Siberian Permafrost brought back to life and started having babies, a re-release of an original track today on all streaming platforms, a gay ad on Pandora that Mike can's get around, and more! Enjoy

Mike welcomes his awesome mother onto the podcast and she joins us for the first time with her cute/genuine laugh and funny signature noises she makes unintentionally. They share laughs, memories and love. A few topics covered are the new Barbie with Margo Robbie and Ryan Gosling, a retina scan in exchange for a new crypto currency, the U.S. soldier in North Korea, Elon Musk changing Twitter's logo to X, going on vacation a while back with a girlfriend and her gay friend and his boyfriend and their man-thongs, friends, a ridiculous Uber story, Michael's way of finding his mom in the mall as a kid by the sound of her distinct cough after hiding from her in the clothes racks, and more but nothing tops the quality of that!!!

Mike talks about Tom Brady and Kim Kardashian dating rumors, Elon Musk's new @xai and Elon's musk, The Hollywood actor's strike and the writers strike that continues, Icarus flying too close to the sun, Russia's interference with Ukraine's food (grain) exports, more fires in Canada, the current heat wave, Gaston and The Beast from Beauty & The Beast, An Affair to Remember, The Gooneys, the Powerball Lottery for $900 Million, and more!

Mike talks about Biden's CPAP, Pope Francis choosing new Cardinals including David Creese, Trumps front row seat at the UFC fights Saturday night and Mike's disappointment that Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk weren't fighting, Mike thinking about starting an account for his eyebrows so they can get threaded, Matt Rife being the spokesperson for an erectile disfunction drug, doing an impromptu show on 4th of July and busting out his American Flag Manthong, rejecting a sugar momma, going off on a girl on Bumble, kids casting a fishing pole at his car, and more nonsensical hilarity...

Mike talks about the small dick energy (SDE) of Vladamir Putin & the attempted coup of him, tiny penis straws (which is a replica of Putin's), Rob Schneider's 'woke-free' comedy special, starting a non-sexual OnlyFans for comedy, giving a Jehovah Witness his comedy flyer, the often theft of his jokes/comedic concepts that end up in the ether, witnessing an employee berate a CEO of a company, an update on the Hispanic chick from Hinge that refuses to communicate in English, and much more!

Mike talks about his XFL tryout, Father's Day, Juneteenth, the 4th of July coming up, and much more. Listen and nourish yourself with this soul-nourishing set of sounds...

Mike talks about reconnecting with Theo Von, signing up for an open tryout with the XFL, a church service that was led by chat GBT, an Indian guy telling him it's time to settle down and more. Enjoy!

Mike talks about... well you'll just have to listen to find out now won't ya?

Mike talks about how the goblins at Gringots Bank are probably excited about the recent interest rate hike, how Jerry Jones looks more and more like Gollum every day (don't mess with his rings), Trump's rape case, potentially cutting my hair, rude Indian Uber passenger telling me it's time for me to settle down and marry a woman, and Mother's Day + more! DELAYED RELEASE

Mike talks about the idea of running for president of the U.S.A in 2024 & some other stuff...

Michael talks about being a sugar baby. He also talks about Tucker Carlson and Don Lemmon being let go like it was a hostage exchange between CNN and Fox News, plucking his ear hair, Putin's small dick energy, Trump's word diarrhea, getting into an argument with a stranger about Elon Musk, the army of Greta Thunebergs vs. the army of Andrew Tate, the TikTok'er that was confused and ended up in tears when strangers refused her offer to pay for their groceries (lmao), the question 'has Jake Paul been beaten into having humility yet?' Mike also talks about being a sugar baby, James Corden, Barry Humphries, meeting a Buccs player over the weekend (Genard Avery), how Mike's college testing numbers would have fared at the 2023 NFL Combine, how to get out of interactions where women try to sell OnlyFans content, and much more!

Mike talks about the Taylor Swift concert he went to in Tampa this weekend and getting to meet several of her fans, how he thinks Kal Penn isn't actually gay, whether or not Tom Brady has already quit comedy, how Elon Musk's attempts at humor is basically like a future AI bot making an attempt at humor, how neurotic obsession with anything including religion can be unhealthy and more. Enjoy!

Mike talks about people falling in love with AI simulations on Replika, owning his comedy voice and not letting Ursula have any of it, sargasm in Florida, touring studio 8H a while back, his tracks on the streaming music platforms, trying to 69 a woman too short for it to work properly, and more!

Mike talks about April Fool's pranks, UConn's W, Al Franken leaving comedy - going to politics - getting canceled - and then going back to comedy, Molly Shannon hosting SNL, Trump's indictment, Palm Sunday and Easter + whether or not I should cut his Jesus' hair, the release of his first single on apple music and all the platforms then immediately being invited to get verified, performing in Cape Canaveral, becoming a Snapchat creator and not even realizing he has a following there, meeting a self-proclaimed gold digger, and more...

Mike talks about the cherry blossoms, Adam Sandler accepting the Mark Twain award, Mike's first song being submitted to iTunes, Pandora, and all the streaming apps for licensed music, doing a virtual audition for an IBS commercial and being happy not to get the part, getting arrested, an upcoming show in Cape Canaveral, performing in Ybor City last weekend, friends, family & more!

Mike talks about the first day of Spring 2023, March Madness, Trump and Stormy Daniels, The Covid-19 transparency bill, China's meeting with Russia, the stock market, Greta Thuneberg domming Andrew Tate, The Bachelor, Adam Sandler receiving the Mark Twain lifetime achievement award in comedy, Al Franken hosting the Daily Show, his fleshlight, SNL, Chris Rock and Marlon Wayans comedy specials, people wanting Mike to do standup and impressions, Meeting new friends, college football teammates, overcoming PTSD and supporting our troops, and more.

Mike talks about the bank failures, Biden's reassurances, China relations, Spring Break, Ratatouille 2, the Oscars, Mandalorian, Tyreek Hill, a gay guy wearing Moonboots, Saint Patrick and St. Patties Day + more. Enjoy!