Liberty Lampoon

You shouldn't listen to this episode. Michael and Aaron try to give you the talk, and it's fucking awful. But hey, other than overly explicit definitions, it's pretty good. Also they bash on some cops (as per usual) and Aaron cops to a crime... ENJOY!!!

Aaron can sing along to a TV show theme song... Michael can have zero respect for him for doing so. It's armistice day... I don't think we talked much about that. Oh, well. Enjoy the episode. 

You know that moment when... Nevermind. The show was essentially Michael and Aaron reuniting after Michael's week out of town... Which is why we didn't do the second annual Liberty Lampoon Halloween Special... Euhhhh. Enjoy the ep!!!

Michael and Aaron have only lightly touched politics in the last few episodes... All of that changes today! The dudes got set off by the release of a killer cop and devolve into a discussion on left vs. right since they've been anarchists, as well as the merits of all American foreign policy. It got really heated, but not in an Aaron vs. Michael way. More of an Aaron and Michael vs. the state. Enjoy!

You know, usually I (Aaron) am the one who writes all the notes and descriptions. This episode was me busy being sick and Michael sort of prodding me on to do the episode. We did it. But I barely remember anything. I do know that I told some jokes that were "too soon"... I also know that I talked about my health and some other things related to that. Your guess is as good as mine and with my blistering headache I don't feel like going back and listening right now. So here's your episode. Enjoy.

What happens when two white dudes and a Latino man elbow their way into a party to make it cooler? The party is gentrified! Much like how our home city's main street is being gentrified by strong arm local government tactics. Aaron and Michael were joined by the fabulous Jon this week to discuss legalization of drugs and reminisce over the weekend we all had. 

Michael takes his ice cream out for kids every Sunday... Yeah... You know why. Aaron did his bit about Hugh Hefner. Pretty funny. The interludes return with a huge big black c#ck. The discussion transforms to liberation in Catalan, as well as the usual overbearing offensive stances on whichever topic. Thanks, God. Enjoy the episode!

Aaron gets way too in depth into certain topics he doesn't understand, Michael (an Afghanistan veteran) supports kneeling... but only if its to suck dick, And Aaron goes on a crazed rant against cops. Whoopdy freaking doo!!! Enjoy the episode gang!

What happens when Michael's joke is better than Aaron's 10 minute set? We all laugh. A bunch of jokes this week and a little history lesson out of Tulsa (The Tulsa Race Riots). Also a CNN anchor is pissed of by the word BOOBS... even though she has some. Thanks for listening!

What happens when Michael purposely tries to not laugh at Aaron's jokes? Aaron storms out in the middle of the show. But don't worry, the show was salvaged by a discussion surrounding our dicks... Great... Also we close out the show out on the town drinking with three clips from our night of debauchery, each clip gets drunker and drunker. With guests ranging from the people around us to the people we were hanging out with. Frankly I don't even know whats on those clips... So it could be terrible. Listen and find out! 

You know what's worse than a white nationalist??? A cop. Man, do we hate cops. Also we talked about a trip to the vet, Aaron told some ridiculous jokes, and Michael brought back the philosophy red light district. Jeremy from Seeds of Liberty gave us our meaning for "Fags"... so that's great. I'm certain he's stoked we mentioned it.  If you want a book on Afghanistan that was mentioned in the show go here: http://amzn.to/2ew3lo0 Thanks for listening ya douches, and see you next week!!!  

"Just give me the swimming pool size margarita"... That was Aaron this weekend. Michael runs a race, Aaron finds a schwastika at a kids park, Some rednecks visit a local gas station, and the news of the week didn't hit so well with Michael. Enjoy the episode guys!!!

Amanda doesn't even know! You probably don't get the reference but you will. This is our first anniversary show and let me say this... The debauchery is strong. Aaron and two latino men do another podcast about politics, our lives, and of course... dirty, dirty, filthy, jokes... 

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Yeah, the larping in Virginia is fucking retarded. We joked about that as well as some other stuff. Aaron did his first segment of news of the week. It's basically just jokes. Michael couldn't handle it. Then somehow we devolved into Christianity again. Whoopdy-fucking-doo. Enjoy the show, and let us know if you like the video (if there is one).

I didn't think Liberty Lampoon could get any more offensive... I was wrong. Introducing a good friend to the show (or basically just Michael, and Aaron) Jon. Jon is from Colorado and we literally spent no time talking about living in a state with less prohibition on Mary Jane. We did however talk a bunch of shit to each other about the past, present, and future. If you like this episode with Jon, let us know so we can get him on more episodes... J/k... we're already going to have him on because fuck you, we do what we want.

It's amazing that the Democratic definition of a "better deal" is taking your money. What am I saying, no it isn't amazing. It's called preserving the status quo. We talked about that this week, and then promptly jumped into personal stories. Mundane? Maybe. Still Liberty Lampoon though. Thanks and enjoy!

Are we in hot water this week? I'm not sure, but John McCain will be very soon. Boiling even. Jeff Sessions is back on the LL... Don't worry, his character is dead in our universe so he did not make an appearance. Maxine Waters is literally retarded. Also, we go balls deep into theology and probably made fools of ourselves. EUUUHHHHHH... Also Adrian showed up at the last minute to ruin the walk over to NerdShit. 

We managed to catch the NRA president on his knees in front of a cop. Don't worry, it was consensual. Betty Jo Shelby and Mike Denton (disgraced Oklahoma cops) meet up in a club and discuss their love of oppression. Aaron tells some dirty jokes he's been working on. We also called out the alt-reich again. Screw those guys. 

Who knew that the show back would be so offensive? I did. You know why? Because that's exactly how we roll. We shared some stories of the past month, including scientology, the first pitch at a local minor league game, a new house (and new studio), and then filled in the blanks with the type of debauchery you've come to expect from Liberty Lampoon and NerdSh!t. Enjoy, you filthy animals!

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