Loren And Wally Podcast

(00:00 - 7:19) Today's DM Disaster is from Alan. His big heart got him in some big trouble. He saw an injured seagull, so he wanted to help it. Turns out the seagull didn't want his help; it woke up and tore his car apart and pooped everywhere then it flew off! That's Alan's DM Disaster! (7:19 - 11:03) The polar vortex is still around; Bob was ordered to pick up snacks for the delivery drivers that always show up at his house. LBF said why go out just order the snacks online. (11:03 - 15:10) You have a chance to own Columbia weather gear. All you need to do is prove to the owner that the earth is flat, and he will give you the entire company! (15:10 - 19:06) Today's Suaph Smaht player is Adam from Swampscott! Were they Supah Smaht! (19:06 - 24:03) What's wrong with the Rich! First the "fight" on Nantucket and now stealing from grocery stores. Self-checkouts are cracking down on theft but that didn't stop one rich man from not paying for 2 avocados.  (24:0

(00:00 - 7:13) Today's DM Disaster is from Shaylyn. She was invited to a holiday party, but she was also asked if she would bring and cook all the food. She told her friend no now it's caused the party to be postponed. That's Shayln's DM Disaster.  (7:13 - 14:02) Wild day on Nantucket yesterday during the Christmas Stroll, it broke out into a "brawl" more like a fancy slap fight. LBF buys a really fancy butter dish that will keep her butter soft. (14:13 - 17:58) Today's Supah Smaht player is Jennifer from Bourne. Was she Supah Smaht. (17:58 - 21:28) LBF is a trend setter now! She's starting an Advent calendar, but it's not your typical one. It's filled with 25 different nips! She says this is the new way to celebrate the Christmas Season! (21:28 - 24:23) Rumor has it that Taylor and Travis are getting married on the 13th of June this year and Taylor just had to buy out some another couple who had the same date at the Ocean House right next to her home in

(00:00 - 7:21) Today's DM Disaster is from Cameron! He's not speaking to his best friend anymore all thanks to a fight. That fight all started thanks to the movie Diehard; Cameron's friend said it was the best Christmas movie ever. Cameron did not agree; it then turned into a fist fight. That's Cameron's DM Disaster! (7:21 - 11:03) Zo swings by the studio on the Patriots bye week to talk about some non-football topics. He also gives us the lowdown on what players do during the bye week. (11:03 - 15:20) If you need some help to get through the holiday, we have some tips to get through the family parties. It's called Grey rocking. You just have to be intentionally boring this way no one will want to talk with you!(15:20 - 19:16) Today's Supah Smaht player is Rita from Quincy. Were they Supah Smaht. (19:16 - 22:45) A beloved ’80s snack, Nature Valley’s Fudge Chip Peanut Butter Boppers, is making a wild comeback thanks to Stranger Things Season 5. They’re only ava

(00:00 - 6:23) Today's DM Disaster is from Brett! He has a bit of an odd situation but it's all his fault and it's ruining his dating life with the new girl he's seeing. He's still friends with all his exes. It's looking like he's going to be adding a new friend to that list. That's Brett's DM Disaster! (6:23 - 9:22) Christmas is only 3 weeks away, LBF still hasn't gotten all her shopping done, Bob has said he's not giving out any gifts this year. (9:22 - 14:02) Are you in the job market. The IRS is looking for you then! The IRS is now having employees watch OnlyFans accounts just to determine what is considered tips for the new No Tax on Tips law. (14:02 - 17:42) Today's Supah Smaht player was Lisa from Stoneham. Was she Supah Smaht. (17:42 - 22:42) Are you a grinch when it comes to the holidays! We have some of the best ways that we use to kickstart that holiday cheer you need! (22:42 - 35:20) LBF is stating a union for kids, all thanks to them being un

(00:00 - 3:05) It's Wednesday! Talk about a winter storm. If you lived near the coast, it wasn't so bad; the central part of the state was hit pretty hard. Bob also has to go on battery search after finding out all the battery powered candles are dead. (3:05 - 9:39) LBF needs a hobby; we recently found out she doesn't have a single hobby or want one. Bob bakes sourdough bread for hobby. Aaron plays video games. (9:39 - 13:58) Look up! If you see anything pulsing in the sky, it could be ET. There's a comet called 3i/Atlas, and Harvard scientist Avi Loeb thinks that there's alien life around the meteor. (13:58 - 19:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Matt! He's been in a new relationship with a girl. He brought her to his family's party, and her Aunt mistakenly thought it was her niece. Turns out it wasn't and now Matt can't think of his new girl any different. (19:01 - 23:19) Today's Supah Smaht player was Amanda. Was she Supah Smaht! (23:19 - 33:14) There's a

(00:00 - 4:39) It's Tuesday! Patriots win their 10th straight game, Bob says he didn't stay up for the game he had a hack which is record the game and watch it the next morning. (4:39 - 9:47) The opening statements took place yesterday in the Brian Washe case; LBF gets us up to speed on what's going on. (9:47 - 16:10) Bob has been ghosted again! He texted a cousin to see if they wanted to go out for dinner and spend the night. It went a week with no response; he texted back and still hasn't gotten a response. LBF says this is the 3rd time it's happened to Bob. (16:10 - 22:37) Today's DM Disaster is from Connor. He was in charge of cooking Thanksgiving; well, he wanted to fry a turkey. He watched a video and was overconfident, and when he dropped the bird in the oil, it caught fire and the backyard was an inferno! That's Connor's DM Disaster. (22:37 - 25:46) Today's Supah Smaht player was Emily from Millis! Was she Supah Smaht. (25:46 - 30:28) Ke

(00:00 - 3:39) It's Monday! We're on to December; Christmas is only 24 days away. LBF wants to unleash more Christmas decorations! Bob breaks down his Thanksgiving Day dinner.(3:39 - 6:53) Talk about making a huge mistake at work. An oil delivery company delivered 385 gallons of heating oil to the wrong house. It was the right street, just the wrong town. (6:53 - 12:24) There's a new trend going on that might have you going to an IV bar, instead of a regular bar. LBF is not for this at all! She wants to sip a martini while gossiping. (12:24 - 18:09) Today's DM Disaster is from Gary! His friend called him out of the blue and told him that he saw his father at a swinger's club. Gary then asked his father about that, and he admitted that it was indeed him going to the clubs, but Mom knows and she's cool with it. Gary isn't that's his DM Disaster! (18:09 - 21:43) Today's Supah Smaht player was Tyler from Hudson! Was he Supah Smaht! (21:43 - 25:00) Football Friday

(00:00 - 3:35) It's Tuesday! Bob says that you shouldn't have a Christmas Tree up during Thanksgiving dinner; LBF says too bad her tree is already up, and she's not taking it down. (3:35 - 10:26) If you're dating someone new and you are planning on going to their house for Thanksgiving, here's the bold question that you have to ask to see if they are a cheater. Ask their parents if they have cheated on someone. It is not easy, but it will give you the answer you're looking for.(10:26 - 13:38) Thanksgiving question: Is it outrageous to take a nap at someone else’s house right after you demolish their turkey? Like, push back from the table, waddle into their living room, and pass out drooling on their throw pillows?(13:38 - 18:31) Today's DM Disaster is from Andrea. She gave her cousin a wedding gift that she was expecting the cousin to use on her. Instead, the cousin invited Andrea's mortal enemy, Andrea was pissed that she wasn't invited instead, so she gave a gift

(00:00 - 4:32) It's Monday! Rumor is Gwen and Blake are on the rocks; LBF says she's not a fan of both of them. LBF is going to see Wicked this week after the opening weekend made 150 million. (4:32 - 11:02) If you're over the age of 20 expect to get nothing for Christmas. We all take a while to pick out the perfect gift for someone. But turns out Grandma doesn't want any gifts she just wants experiences. Bob said he would be disappointed if his kids didn't get him a gift. LBF still gets her parents a gift. (11:02 - 16:10) Cardi B just had her baby and she saved the umbilical cord and bronzed it to making a heart. Which led us to talk about the odd things you save of your baby. LBF says she still has Lucy's baby teeth kicking around. Bob has some old art from his girls. This is a new trend moms are doing saving odd things from birth. (16:10 - 22:38) Today's DM Disaster is from Marissa! She was the life of the friend group or at least she thought that. Marissa used to work fo

(00:00 - 3:27) It's Friday! LBF went out on a school night and stayed out late! It's also the first time ever in her life that she went to Longhorn Steakhouse! (3:27 - 8:37) A massive star on Broadway had a bit of an accident while on stage! William Shatner admitted that he accidentally pooped his pants while on the Broadway stage! He still finished the play. LBF say's no woman would ever admit this Bob tells us about a friend who it happened to while running a marathon. (8:37 - 14:51) Today's DM Disaster is from Ashlyn! She's been seeing this new guy who asked her to go on a trip. Her gut was giving her signs, but she ignored them anyway and went. Turns out it was the trip from Hell! He was rude to hotel staff, and he was checking out every girl that walked by. She's dumped him since coming back from the trip, but the damage was done. That's Ashlyn's DM Disaster! (14:51 - 20:31) At what length would you go to get out of shopping with a spouse! A man stagged a carjacking jus

(00:00 - 3:55) It's Thursday! Bob tells us that Wednesday's are the best days to drive into the city; he also is trying to make a new word to describe the weather we had yesterday! (3:55 - 7:35) If you ever wanted to own a Racoon, you might be in luck; new studies show that Racoons are evolving to become cuter! That still doesn't mean they are safe to own, but it could be happening faster than you think. For the record, it's illegal to own one here in Massachusetts. (7:35 - 14:42) If you smell something off at the seaport don't worry! Down at the Snowport, one food stall has gone viral on TikTok… for its melted raclette sandwiches. Delicious? Absolutely. Stinky? Off the charts. One visitor called it ‘the smell of death itself,’ another said it’s worse than an emptied septic tank. And yet… people keep lining up. (14:42 - 21:19) Today's DM Disaster is from Lisa! Her teenage son had his permit, and he wanted to drive Lisa. The second he got behind the wheel the teenage son

(00:00 - 4:29) It's Wednesday! It's World Toilet Day Bob gives us a very inaccurate history of the toilet all while LBF busts his chops with the correct facts of the modern plumbing. (4:29 - 8:07) If you're having trouble sleeping at night then you might need to adopt this new trend called "potato bed". Tough to explain it. Basically, it's a dog bed for humans. LBF is all for this; she has a list of things to make her sleep better at night. She also holds her husband Daves hand while she sleeps, which Bob thinks it's weird. (8:07 - 15:39) A guy is going viral for saying he pumps his wife's gas; Bob says he does this all the time for his wife. LBF fell victim this morning and had to pump her own gas. (15:39 - 22:42) Today's DM Disaster is from Zoey. She was invited to a Friendsgiving but when she showed up it was like stepping into a time machine. It was a 1950's style setting and everything was suspended in Jello! They had to tell the host she's no longer allowed to host par

(00:00 - 4:14) It's Tuesday! LBF bought a singing Santa, but when she tried to show her husband Dave, it sounded like it was dying. Bob told her she should return it; LBF doesn't want to because she would feel bad for the damaged Santa. (4:14 - 7:37) Toy sales have been slipping all thanks to kids wanting tablets; Kids aren't playing with toys or games as much anymore. Bob thinks the solution is getting a classic toy that still stands the test of time. The Etch a Sketch, he thinks it's a good way to teach patience.  (7:37 - 12:19) Proposals are turning into a huge production now. Recently someone LBF knows had a huge proposal with flowers, a giant sign, the whole family and the dog! This seems to be a new thing happening; Bob thinks it's a bit over the top. (12:19 - 16:46) Today's DM Disaster is from Rachel! She and her best friend are in a bit of a cold war, all thanks to a secret that her friend won't tell her. These two friends share everything together but now Rache

(00:00 - 3:48) It's Monday! LBF went to the biggest Bloody Mary bar this weekend, even though she not a fan of the drink! Bob gave us a review on the Bruce Springsteen movie. (3:48 - 7:10) This is a surefire way to tell if someone is super rich! It's all about how many kids you have! Eddie Murphy said you should have as many kids as you can afford! LBF would want zero! Bob says he's cool with the 3 he has! (7:10 - 11:49) How much do you have in common with your partner! On average, two people should share 54% of similarities in order for a relationship to be successful. LBF says it should be about who you hate, that really brings people together! (11:49 - 17:32) Today's DM Disaster is from Angela! She's been uninvited from her brother's house for Thanksgiving. She gave her honest feedback about the dinner and the meal and was brutally honest! The reason she did that is so they could fix it for this year! This is Angela's DM Disaster! (17:32 - 21:20) Today's Suaph S

(00:00 - 3:18) It's Thursday! Big game for the Patriots tonight, we talk about the end of an era with the penny had its final mint yesterday, it's also world kindness day and LBF says something nice to Bob. (3:18 - 8:41) Do you have any hobbies that others think are pretentious, LBF has a friend who's an oenophile. What the hell is that? Yes, even the name is obnoxious. But she's a wine girl, Bob thinks bicyclist can be a very pretentious hobby. (8:41 - 15:47) Two days of friends is heaven, three is a nightmare… how do you deliver that brutal truth. Bob had guests and they stayed the dreaded three days. Bob is a two and screw. LBF says guest stays are like breasts. One is too few, three too many (same goes for martinis.) It's the rule of two! (15:47 - 21:00) Today's DM Disaster is from Jaime! She had a good thing going at work where the company let everyone work from home on Friday's, some of the co-workers took advantage and got caught screwing around, now the company is ma

(00:00 - 3:59) It's Wednesday! The cold is finally here, if you were lucky last night, you saw the northern lights, Bob didn't catch it nor did LBF who had quite the trip to NYC.(3:59 - 9:48) Are you in charge of Thanksgiving cooking. Well, if you have no clue what you're doing Butterball has a turkey tip hotline you can call for cooking tips. We tried to call but they were closed. (9:48 - 17:08) LBF went to NYC yesterday and she licked whipped cream off a celebrity's leg! We now think LBF is gone past fan girl and straight to stalker! Plus, all the craze over the Starbucks bear that sold out in minutes and now is on the resale market for a few hundred bucks. (17:08 - 25:21) Today's DM Disaster is from Natalie! She's been seeing this guy for about 3 months. He's extremely hot but he's also extremely dumb. He commonly uses the wrong phrases, and every time he opens his mouth it kills one of her brain cells but once he smiles at her she forgets all about it! That's Natalie's DM Dis

(00:00 - 3:59) It's Monday! Bob gives us the 411 on his bachelor weekend! LBF breaks down her Husband Dave's spartan race at Fenway Park. (3:59 - 7:06) Bob did something last Friday that has him thinking this needs to be done solo from now on. He went to the movies solo. LBF agrees stating that she could never go to the movies with her mother because if she's not into the movie she will let you know!(7:06 - 11:06) The economy is still tough people are looking for ways to bring home more money.. The most common thing is to sell stuff online like vintage stuff and re selling things you find or have on hand; Bob's daughter Nicole has turned her art hobby into a full time stay at home job. LBF says she would be a bed tester. (11:06 - 19:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Brody! He has officially banned his parents from going out in public. This stems from his dad who's just a grumpy old man, that has lost his filter and just says whatever rude thing that comes to his mind. This is Brody

(00:00 - 3:49) It's Friday! Bob is loving the bachelor life right now while his wife is away on vacation. Now he's planning a weekend to remember! LBF is looking forward to getting in full Christmas spirit. (3:49 - 8:06) Bob had 2 weddings to attend last weekend and he hoped that he didn't do what is considered the worst thing you can do at a wedding, It's not being loud or boring, it's actually taking too much of the wedding couple's time. LBF recalls a story from her wedding that a guest wore white. (8:06 - 12:56) We’re way past “just a dash of seasonal flavor” classic foods are getting totally re‑imagined for every holiday wave, whether you want them to be or not. This flavor overload means your everyday mac and cheese or snack cookie now dresses up like it’s Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas all in one. The result: the comforting classics you remember feel less timeless and more trend‑driven.(12:56 - 20:45) Today's DM Disaster is from Jared! He was over at his friend's house

(00:00 - 4:44) It's Thursday! Bob talks about having to play golf with his cousin this Saturday who is so much better than Bob he's afraid he will hold him back. (4:44 - 7:36) What old job taught you something that you can still do today? Bob was at a car dealership recently with his daughter when he told her he knows all the tricks let me deal with them. LBF can serve a perfect soft serve cone. (7:36 - 14:47) Would you clone your pet after they pass. Tom Brady is in the news after he cloned his family dog. It's the same breed but the personalities are completely different so it's not an exact clone. The cost is 50k and Brady is an investor.(14:47 - 21:49) Today's DM Disaster is from Paulie! He has a friend that is always sending fake videos to them, recently his friend was arrested, and he sent a video asking them to bail him out. Paulie thought it was a joke, until Monday when he showed up at work and his friend wasn't there. Now everyone is mad at Paulie for not bailing out hi

(00:00 - 4:30) Bob was thrown under the bus by a family member all thanks to talking about not getting an invite of Thanksgiving. Still haven't gotten an invite yet. (4:30 - 10:08) Your fridge can kill you! Before you eat something out of the fridge you have to hear this. LBF found items that are in your fridge you should not eat after the sell by date, or you will die! Bob thinks sell by dates is dumb they should have eat by dates. (10:08 - 16:28) We recently discovered that only 1 out of 10 people have slept with their boss! Bob thinks that's a bit low, but he's also never slept with a boss. LBF thinks people think of boss as corner office, and not middle management. (16:28 - 24:33) Today's DM Disaster is from Josh. He has a co-worker that has been slowly coping his entire life. It started small with copying shirt and office decor, then it turned into the same car, and the guy even broke up with his girlfriend and started seeing a girl that looked just like Josh's wife. Th