At The Movies...10 Years Later

Two very white, drunkish movie fans go back into the world of Tyler Perry this week. jBow and CBax share their thoughts on a movie that is "Dark... midnight dark, camping...during a fire ban". Listen in as the lads discuss the romantic overtures of hiring a string quartet, abusive judge power, inappropriate BUT incredibly handsome bus drivers, a Mortal Kombat time out, their very opposing views on whether or not to spank their kids, painting and poetry nights being a thing, post ice-cream spaz-downs, how much you'd pay a suspended angel to play a harp at your wedding, THE WORST POEM EVER! Tyler Perry writing himself as a basketball stud and kids these days being shitty. That conversation gets pretty real ("There's a lot of unacceptable children out there"). All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies and Bow making the proclamation: "I'm not gonna tell you how to drive a bus and be handsome. I can't do that. But I CAN tell you how to wedding, sir". (NEXT EPISODE: 16 Blocks)

Full Disclosure: We really liked this movie, and there was a fuck up in recording that cost us half the episode. We left a good chunk of it to die in the Arctic. As such, jBow and CBax take a truncated look at a movie they keep confusing with "Snow Dogs". Listen as the lads discuss Paul Walker never sounding smart, how to doom your movie character, "Calamity" Bruce Greenwood, the dog movie being 1000 times better than the human movie, the worst scene in the parallel "Bird Movie", and an incredible plan involving Paul Walker forging a six year old's drawing. Jason Biggs was also there. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "Tyler Perry Presents Madea's Family Reunion")

A very special, very distracted episode. jBow and CBax still hold true to show format with a very truncated review of the shite Pink Panther movie feat. Steve Martin, Beyonce and (not nearly enough) Jason Statham. Then we turn the clocks back a little to 2002 and review the opening scene of "Ghost Ship", which Bow has been obsessed with for years. After those appetizers, it's the main event: We break down our list of "Boys", "Girls" and "Old Men". These supporting scene stealers may not be first on the poster, but they are first in our hearts. (NEXT EPISODE: Eight Below)

Back to our shitty horror movie roots, we're tackling a long forgotten movie that was actually a remake of the first 20 minutes of a movie from the 70s. Confused? Yeah. Join us as we discuss overused horror cliches, having a carnival for a neighbour, wind chimes being used exclusively for spooking ya, terrible running advice, when not to call someone, the most evil alias ever: Dr. Mandrakis, terrible alarm companies, awesome passwords and how not to eat a popsicle. All that plus fun facts and we give out some Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: "Pink Panther 2 / Opening scene of Ghost Ship / Our Boys and Girls And Old Man")

Audiences from 2006, we hate you. JBow and CBax are back and reviewing a part 2 of which they've never seen the part one. Sadly there is not a recap montage catching us up to speed, so we fumble through the start of this movie trying to piece this all together. Listen as we discuss that, plus Bo Derek braids, how to be the world's shittiest nanny, the FBI's incompetence, a small child with a hardcore wrestling gimmick, terrible password hacking and throwing away laundry. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: When A Stranger Calls)

It's a sexy monster mash as jBow and CBax wade through a Vampire vs. Werewolf vs. Audience cinematic showdown. Listen as they discuss sequel flashbacks, beheadings, awkward werewolf sex moves, house painters being super effective, how much blood is required to be a super vampire, bringing your dead boyfriend's corpse on a mission and the "Chocolate Dandy" Sean Millington. All that plus we share some Fun Facts and hand out some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Big Momma's House 2)

jBow and CBax get formulaic as hell with their review of this by the numbers true story about college basketball, real world racism and Jon Voight's prosthetic makeup. Listen as the lads discuss eating lettuce for lunch, camping games they drunkenly invented, being hit in the face with a basketball, college basketball tiebreakers. They also compete in the first ever "Josh Lucas Movie Showdown!" where Chris may or may not confuse him with another actor (alright alright alright). NEXT EPISODE: "Underworld: Evolution"

Happy New Year! jBow and Cbax are back in business as we kick off a brand new year of cinematic retrospectives with something disgusting, uncomfortable and difficult to watch. No it's not "Big Momma's House 2" (that's in a few weeks), this week we're doing Hostel. Join the lads as they discuss torture porn/gorno, crazy alternate endings, why neither thought they'd finish the film, achilles tendons, gross grossness, crazy unlikeable main characters, the physical embodiment of "scumbag" and how they'd react in a Hostel type situation. All that, plus Fun Facts and the first Tenzies of 2016. (NEXT EPISODE: Glory Road)

One of the final movies of 2005 being reviewed, jBow and CBax take a look at the best Fantastic Four movie ever made (ugh!). Join them as they discuss Bow's failed acting career (at length), meeting the 3/4 cast members of this movie, terrible fiances, Ninja Turtle fashion tips, lack of teamwork, fantastic casting, awful product placement, evil boards of directors and how everyone (even birds) shit all over The Thing. All that plus Fun Facts and they give out some Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Doom)

CBax and a very sickly jBow are back to discuss a movie with the most rage-induciing final scene of the year. Listen as they discuss other things about this movie (and life in a crisis) like not stealing vans, why Aliens are crazy for basements, not being curious during a potential alien invasion, Tim Robbins, the career of Tom Cruise, heated baseball rivalries we don't know about (Diamondbacks vs. Reds!) and how to properly taunt a downed alien Tripod. All that plus Fun Facts and we give out some very special Tenzie awards. (Next Episode: Fantastic 4)

Celebrating a movie "filled with terrible hair", this throwback episode was actually recorded back in 2004, and has sat in the archives until now. Joined by the specialest of special guests, Miss Stephanie Pagani, we watched and reviewed this Nicholas Cage vehicle. We discuss, in great scientific detail, how old documents are kept, why high speed chases in Washington, DC are bullshit, appreciating the gravity of situations, awful wigs, immature screenwriters and the many many deaths of Sean Bean. All that plus the IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies.

One of the most confusing movies we've watched for the show (maybe even moreso than Boogeyman), we sat down and watched the much maligned but partially respected Will Ferrell/Nicole Kidman remadaptation of the popular(?) tv show Bewitched. Join us as we discuss the unseen Witch Kingdom civil war, Nicole Kidman's career, Stephen Colbert's future success, how we'd test a witch, what reality the movie takes place in, waitresses with Hep C, Ferrell freakouts and how this movie, on paper, was actually kind of awesome. All that plus IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and we award some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: War of the Worlds)

You listened to our first Batman Begins episode and thought we were done. We are back to finish the job! Ever wonder where Bruce Wayne ranks on the Forbes "Richest Fictional Character" list? Wonder now more, we cover it. We also explore the least accurate Parent's Guide in history, share OODLES of Fun Facts and give out some well deserved Tenzies. We've reached our most anticipated plateau of 2005, it's all downhill from here, movie wise. (NEXT EPISODE: "Bewitched").

THE JOURNEY IS OVER! The road to Batman Begins reaches it's end. We've slogged through countless shitty horror movies and wedding comedies, now it's time for the good stuff. jBow and CBax discuss the movie that changed the damn game when it comes to comic book films. Join us as we discuss Batman voice, when it's best to give up sure footing, giving Bruce Wayne directions, Batman as religion, Liam Neeson not fooling anybody, the best "Personal History" story ever, awful fight choreography, Normies, batarang sustainability and Batman's accountability for being an indirect serial killer. Check out Part 2 (Episode 50.5) for Parent's Guide, Fun Facts and the Tenzies.

The second half of our wine-drunk episode discussing the last of the much hated Star Wars Prequels. We've got the IMDB parent's guide. We've got fun facts and we've got the Tenzies. Not sure what our next drunkisode will be, but one this is certain: We need to go stronger. Although our next episode is one we've been looking forward too since the show started last year....the road is over. Our next episode(s) will be a very special two part retrospective on "Batman Begins". Fuck. Yes.

We've been eagerly awaiting this episode all year. Not just because we have a lot to say about it or that it's the highest grossing movie of 2005, but because it is another VERY SPECIAL episode of the podcast. We didn't get drunk enough during "At The Movies: 10 Beers Later" so we decided to up the ante and go for "At The Movies: A Bottle and a Half Of Wine Each" later. The results are to be expected. So join us as we discuss Dark Side branding, poor acting (of course), the purest form of love, old robots with asthma, missed opportunities, Sith naming practices and of course, the benefits of the high ground. It's a long episode, so we split it into two parts. Be sure to listen to episode 49.5 for the final chapter of this thrilling conclusion of this...show where two friends got drunk and talked Star Wars.

It's our sexiest episode ever! We understand that isn't a tough thing to accomplish, but when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are steaming up the screen as an IMPOSSIBLY hot married couple, it's bound to get sexy up in here. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss poor escape plans, which type of assassination company they'd like to work for, Vince Vaughn, Scandal, the benefits of human shields, double Fichtner and the sexiest movie couples of all time. All that plus a trip through the IMDB Parent's Guide (featuring the raunchiest description of a deleted sex scene in history), Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith...while drunk)

When it comes to football movies, it's only a matter of time until "Thunderstruck" hits. Join jBow and CBax as they watch and review a semi-decent Adam Sandler vehicle that features in your face product placement...that is the best part of the movie. We also discuss cinematic "boys", bizarre Eminem songs, Short Circuit, best movies feeaturing ex-wrestlers, James Cromwell's epic height, the comedic genius of Terry Crewes and Stone Cold Steve Austin being horribly, HORRIBLY racist. All that plus we visit the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and give out some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

"Let's google who would win in a fight between a hippo and a lion" sums up exactly how into the 2005 animated franchise launching "Madagascar". Aside from our forays into the battles of the animal kingdom, jBow and CBax discuss badass old ladies, forced references for adults, proper lion enclosures, annoying lemurs, nonsensical song lyrics and fluffy ducklings....who immediately get murdered by crocodiles. All that plus a trip to the IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: a very special presentation of "At the Movies....two and a half bottles of win later" as we climb to the high ground and discuss "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith")

"J-Lo is box office smash" seems like something nobody has said in 10 years, so this movie definitely fits with the show theme. jBow and CBax are stupified by this failed opportunity to make one of the best horror-thrilles ever. Among other things, the fellas discuss Alias, the boquet toss in movies, gay best friend characters, censored f-words, colours worse than peach, the proper time to fire someone, bland leading men and talking during movies. All that plus a bonus tale of the woman who was jailed for never returning her rental of Monster in Law, the IMDB Parents Guide, Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: Madagascar)