Who Are These Podcasts?

Hey America, it's a new episode of WATP!  This week we review Sleep With Me, a podcast that helps you fall asleep.  Kevin does some Cobra Commander AND what he assumes is a good impression of the Sleep With Me host, Drew Ackerman.  Karl debuts his new sleep podcast idea and introduces us to a horrible YouTube video featuring the best artists of 2009.  It's a doozy folks!  So put down your spray paint and Dump Trump stencils and instead make a sign that says "WATP is neato #1". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP we review a show called Weekly Infusion which is a show featuring Dr. Drew and some other people that basically throwing medical terms around like some sort of gross frisbee.  Seriously, this show probably shouldn't even exist unless you are into hearing about gross stuff.  Basically it's the WATP of medical shows.  Enjoy it in your ears! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy Halloween folks!  This week's podcast has nothing to do with Halloween because we here at WATP don't plan ahead like that.  Instead, we reviewed a video game music podcast called The Legacy Music Hour.  Did you know that people listen to video game music outside of when they play the games?  Yes, they do and they have a podcast all about it too.  Kevin and Karl enter the world of VGM and can't wait to return to their own home planet.  Kevin confesses his love for Solomon's Key and Karl confesses his love for Fish Caves.  Yep, it's another WATP comin' atcha folks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's about time we reviewed a spooky show here on WATP.  The show is called NoSleep Podcast and I can tell you with certainty that if you listen you will most likely sleep comfortably.  This is a scripted fiction show of "scary" stories features creepy kids and stuff.  We have a guest on the show this week to help us out.  His name is Vinnie Paulino and you can check HIM out on his OWN program, The Rochester Show (available on rocpodcasts.com and on youtube and everywhere else).  Vinnie helps Karl and Kevin get through yet another brilliant show where the kids sound like they've smoked six packs of Kools and are about to start their shifts running the Gravitron at your local carnival.  Enjoy the ridiculousness! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we reviewed the JohnJay & Rich show which is a syndicated radio show in a bunch of markets.  Does that means its good, not really.  They talk about scary clowns and celebrity gossip, two topics that are almost interchangeable.  Kevin invites a "scary" clown onto the show to discuss the current state of affairs.  His name is Dorkles: The Outdoors Clown.  Dorkles enlightens us on what makes a clown tick.  The guys rip apart the "War of the Roses" "bit" that JohnJay & Rich hang their careers on (emphasis on hang).   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The boys are back and this week they have a doozy... or a "Duji" as it were.  We reviewed the radio show/podcast, Rover's Morning Glory.  It's a morning zoo-style radio show from Cleveland.  Did we like it?  Do we like ANY morning zoo shows?  The answer to those questions rhymes with "fo" (it's NO for the layperson).  Karl had a lot of fun with the bumpers and production of the show and Kevin... well didn't have any fun with anything.  Join us again for a deep dive into the poo-pool of morning radio and all the hacky stuff you've come to love. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kevin and Karl listen to a podcast called The Baby-Sitters Club Club.  Finally, a podcast about a series of books that 14 year old girls would collect and eventually stack in their closets until their parents had to sell them in a garage sale for a penny each.  Here's the kicker though, the hosts are two dudes who AREN'T teenage girls.... wacky isn't it?  This is a fun one so take a listen won't you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We apologize for the late posting of this episode but Kevin got his panties all bunched up over some dumb stuff and had to reschedule the show.  Anyways, here it is... Episode 30 of WATP.  This week we reviewed a show all about Emoji and it was just as fascinating as it sounds.  I mean what else can you say about tiny pictures of water pistols and monkeys and shit?  Kevin and Karl mutually disliked the show as you would probably expect.  However they get off on a tangent about McDonald's characters for no reason.  Kevin confuses pineapple emoji with the erect eggplant emoji... a lot.  Karl doesn't see the value in squirt gun emoji but is totally on board with poo emoji in reference to his fetishes.  Have a fun listen and go {heart} {smiley} {vagina} {eggplant} yourself. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week, another podcast reviewed on WATP.  This week we had the pleasure of reviewing a podcast we actually really enjoyed called My Dad Wrote A Porno.  The premise is simple.  A few English folks read passages from an erotic novel written by one of the host's dads.  Trust us, it's ridiculous and funny.  Kevin and Karl both enjoyed this show thoroughly and pulled a bunch of clips that will hopefully convince you too.  Karl shoehorns in another song parody and tells us about his weekend seeing McDonald's themed Black Sabbath cover band, Mac Sabbath.  Kevin laughs a lot and says "like" roughly 342 times (we estimated) during the episode.  So take that America, we CAN like a podcast as long as it features discussions of a porno nature.  Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP, we tackle a show called This Feels Horrible.  The show is basically about relationships, but more accurately, relationships from a female perspective.  So right off the jump we are put at a disadvantage because we are what some would call, men.  But, rest assured your hosts tackle this show like the all the others and try to find the best stuff we can in the abyss of spoken words.  Karl was basically shot out of a cannon this week with his take on what is right and wrong with the show... more the latter.  Kevin does his best to sympathize with the girls as always but also gets dragged down by the mindlessness of the discussion and his pending trip to IKEA.  So there you have it, it's a rough listen... but aren't they all folks?   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on WATP, the boys review another "theater of the mind" style podcast called The Bright Sessions.  The premise of the show is that we are listening in on private conversations between a therapist and her patients as they deal with "paranormal" type events in their lives.  Kevin thinks the paranormal stuff should also include sasquatches and chupacabras but to each his own.  Karl can't get enough of the sound effects and puts together a few music medleys to help the show when it suffers from lack of substance.  Cobra Commander drops by for a brief and unwelcomed hello because apparently that is all that Kevin can focus on now.  We are both amused by the onslaught of cheap sound effects used during the Bright Sessions and adopt a few of our own for the show as well.  So get your notepad, close the door behind you and walk heavy footed over to the couch and listen to another gem of a podcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kevin and Karl review a podcast that is all about pens.  Yep, pens... those things that are mightier than the sword or whatever.  The show is called The Pen Addict and we listened to episode #212 titled "Captain Orange Beard".  Karl comes to us remote this week from Philadelphia where he is staying in an AirBnB that may/may not be owned by Boyz II Men.  Kevin, yet again, talks about how pens aren't that weird a thing to be into and drops hints to his eventual LEGO podcast he will bore the world with.  The guys collectively don't understand the pen fanaticism but then again we don't use things to write things.  We type them on a computer like normal well-adjusted people.  Whatever, if you like pens and writing or paper (yeah they gush over paper too) then listen to The Pen Addict.  I can guarantee you that Kevin and Karl won't be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we review a movie review style podcast called "Films and Swearing", episode #80, titled "The Terminator". Basically this is a podcast that reviews an entire movie scene by scene and this month is Terminator month. We should also mention that the hosts of Films and Swearing are Scottish. Very Scottish. Kevin loved this show and is, in fact, now a fan and has subscribed. He enjoyed there use of "fooking" as a swear and also their uncanny Arnie impression at the top of the show. Karl, on the other hand, didn't like the show at all. I know this may be shocking to our listeners! So even though we both didn't agree on this show, we did have some good discussions on Kevin Smith and even Cobra Commander AND "Yakov Smirnoff" made an appearance to liven things up. WATP has had their budget approved for jingles so get ready to hear more of those in the coming episodes or as fast as Karl can create them.... err... I mean as fast as our production department can get them to us. Learn more about your ad choices

Karl and Kevin return after a couple weeks off to bring you a new episode about everyone's favorite "fake creature captured in weird egg" game, Pokemon Go. That's right, there are Pokemon Go Podcasts out there and we reviewed one called Go Time. Episode titled, "Love At The Dog Park". Now normally Kevin is lazy and does no research at all for shows. He basically does sub-par impressions and tries not to mess up the audio recording too much. But this week, well Kevin stepped up his game and actually PLAYED Pokemon Go. Not because he thought it would make the podcast better, but because he feels old and wants very desperately to fit in with what the youths are into. Karl on the other hand, was oddly nice this week and wasn't MF'ing the hosts as much as usually. Has he turned over a new leaf? Perhaps, but that leaf is was covered in doo-doo-feces anyways most likely. So take a listen and welcome back what some are calling "a horrible podcast that offends me only when they say bad things about my podcast". Learn

Your pals Kevin and Karl are back and reviewing a podcast called Love At First Pizza, episode titled "Two Truths And A Lie".  Basically the show dives deeply into the lives of two "lovers" that met at a pizza place.  Kevin basically didn't do his homework this week and thought they'd be reviewing a show about how to properly love pizza (hint, you f**k it).  Karl got annoyed at basically everything that came out of the host's word-holes.  We tried playing Two Truths And A Lie and learned way more about Karl (he got punched in his massive dick while in Spain).  Really though, just listen and have fun with whatever the hell this show is supposed to be.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week off, the boys are joined by their special guest Mark to review The Big O and Dukes Show, episode titled "Unsubscribe".  All three of the guys basically reach the same conclusion that the show is very professionally done and clearly they hosts know what they are doing.  However, Kevin and Mark seem to agree that there isn't really anything too new to be found here.  Karl likes it because he is basically a 13 yr old trapped in a 16 yr olds body trapped in a late 30's plane of existence.  The show takes a weird turn when they have a "country music star" on that is kind of like if Weird Al was country and also liked to swear and talk about blowjobs.  Again, Karl loved this, Mark and Kevin... not so much.  Seriously though, what else is there to say.  If you like the gonzo morning-zoo-ish style of radio than you might like this show.  However, if you enjoy your free time and like to make productive use of it, then you may seek out other forms of better entertainment like knitting, bug collecting or Tu

Join us in celebrating Independence Day with some dumb ghost stories! Kevin and Karl review Real Ghost Stories Online this week. It's a podcast that explores the crazy and wacky world of ghosts and ghoulies. Kevin loves this kind of show and offers his opinions on shadow people and ghost-draculas while Karl just thinks they are all silly gooses. When surveyed, 9 out of 10 shadow people said they would indeed tune into this show again when not out scaring youths. Check out Yakov's Dinner Adventure video that we reference in the show... https://youtu.be/dnfnMztPteo?t=1m24s   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kevin and Karl review a show called You Suck Show, episode #11 - titled “Billboard violence, shady dog dealings and weed”.  This was a very depressing comedy podcast that featured, well just like the title says, weed, dogs and billboards.  Kevin does his best to “mend fences” with all the show haters out there and reads a letter from a “fan”.  Karl talks about his home modem and we reminisce about Yes and Geocities.  Somewhere in here we actually review the show too, but trust You Suck Show is a hard listen as it gets depressing in this episode.  We are sure they were just having a bad day, don’t write us please even though we ask you to write us at the beginning of the show.  Lol.  LMAO.  ROFL.  NRA.  CIA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode we review a podcast called As If, episode Minute 42 - Clown Liquor.  It's an entire podcast dedicated to reviewing 60 second chunks of the movie Clueless.  We're gonna stop and let you read that last sentence again.  Ok, are you good, yes it's a podcast about Clueless but reviewing one minute of the movie at a time and it's just as dumb as you'd hope.  Kevin and Karl dive into their review of this podcast by immediately talking about Alicia Silverstone and how she was a pillar of most spank-banks in the mid-90s.  We learn that Kevin does impressions in his private life and Karl sings about his love of Aerosmith ballads.  So listen to us do 50 minutes on an 18 minute podcast that is reviewing 60 seconds of a dumb movie.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kevin and Karl review an NPR podcast called Ask Me Another, the episode is from May 27th, 2016.  This is a "game-show" style podcast featuring special guest Sir Patrick Stewart and some other people that we can't remember.  The guys would love to say that they had fun with the "games" on this one, but clearly no fun was had.  Kevin takes an immediate stance that the show audience is fake and therefore worthy of conspiracy theories about why.  Karl notices the sponsors of the podcast have a interesting theme.  Sir Patrick Stewart seems out of place and throws a couple of cringers out there that make the "crowd" uncomfortable (they aren't real).  Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices