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With only a handful of episodes left, Cyril Reads Blaster Master is getting intense. Well, it's going to get intense. Right now it's getting melodramatic. But I'm sure it's just a phase. What this episode lacks in amazing special effects and over-the-top action, it makes up with heart.

It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the show that isn't afraid to read you one of the worst video game books of all time. In this episode we learn more about the missing Fred, what it takes to destroy the space car and how many bosses our heroes will have to fight through in order to save the North East.

Meet Jason, your normal frog lover that accidentally got himself duped into saving the world with some alien chick. All caught up? Good, because it's time for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master.

After five chapters, it's officially time to get some answers. In this very special episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master we learn why Eve is here on earth and who all of these bad guys are.

It's Wednesday and that can only mean one thing, it's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. In this exciting episode Jason meets the mysterious gun-toting warrior, fights a couple of evil robots and ... gets caught up in lava?

You've battled giant squids in Bionic Commando and have been shot by a thirteen year old girl in Ninja Gaiden. You've saved your dad and Super Joe. So now that you've done all this, what else is there left to do?

Can you believe it? We're already to the season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the show that isn't afraid to read you all 21 chapters of this terrible, terrible book.

It's the penultimate episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the one podcast that is not afraid to read one of the worst books of all time.

We're down to the final three episodes of Bionic Commando! How can that be? It felt like just the other day we started our weekly book-on-tape podcast.

It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! This week's super sized episode features not one, but two full chapters.

It's time once again for another episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando. We're two months into this book and we've battled an octopus, giant man-eating plant and so much more. What else is there?

It's time yet again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show on the internet not afraid to read this awful book one chapter at a time.

It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show brave enough to read the Bionic Commando book from twenty years ago.

When we last left our hero he was battling an octopus. No really, that's actually how the last episode ended. Find out if he is able to hold his breath long enough to kill that eight legged freak!

We're more than a month into Cyril Reads Bionic Commando and the stuff is hitting the fan! In this episode we take to the sky, go underwater and battle an unexpected boss.

It's the only show brave enough to read you each and every chapter of the 1991 book, Bionic Commando.

It's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show daring enough to, well, read Bionic Commando.

We're back with yet another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the only show brave enough to read you the entire 1991 video game novel.

After a small hiatus, Defunct Games is proud to announce another exciting season of Cyril Reads!