Monster In My Podcast

Just when you thought it was safe to let your guard down around lava.

It's an exercise in contrasts as we compare the transcendent Desert Giant to the dumb and pointless Ettin.

Now begins the long, slow death march of talking about barely-differentiated giants.

Imagine this: What if zombies were gross?

The withering stare of age is brought on by unfinished business. Settle your accounts, folks.

The return of the Bottle Buddies.

I'm an efreeti in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way.

A wizard sneezed and a plague was born.

Oh no, they say he's got to go: Go Go Gargantua.

Happy Halloween! Have some boulders that are disguised as boulders.

Everything you ever wanted to know about a legit and real scary thing. Both you, and it, will scream forever.

It's just frogs, folks.

It's just fish.

What first appears to be another beholder is actually an extended Ghostbusters II tribute.

Horrible dummies from the abyss will glue you to the wall with tears.

The thrilling conclusion to the "how do spiders sleep?" saga.

Deep below the earth, the dark elves weave their radioactive cloaks, warmed by the breath of those who failed the test.

You live in a paradise under the sea, wending between the kelp... but there's a dark threat from within. Can you trust your eyes, sea elf?

We're back in Player Handbook territory as we discuss the long-lived fey creatures that die in secret like cats.

Or, as we call them, future pianos. Now I'm sad.