Monster In My Podcast

I'd go to great lengths if a cool hat was involved.

Your first mistake was forgetting about Pig Man.

He's a great host, but don't piss him off unless you want your rug to be more nutritious.

I'd call it a walking adventure hook if it wasn't a worm.

Center around the proboscis.

Don't be a sap.

Jesus Christ, Marie, it's a mineral.

The original Dust Man. Eat me, Mega Man 4!

Don't waste your bucket brigade on this guy.

One plausible explanation for why there are three episodes of MIMP per week.

Where's all of this midwestern gold?

Imagine settling every dream beef on the planet.

You got your cavorters, and you got your pipers.

Don't talk to me or my many far-flung sons ever again.

Some fundamental and easily avoided misconceptions.

Hey Derleth... who's officiating these weddings?

It rests comfortably in ambiguity of provenance.

Do these girls know how to party, or what?

Don't be fooled, Christopher Lee is also a mask of Nyarlathotep.

A pillar can only get so interesting.