Monster In My Podcast

It's the mermaid of our dreams.

I'm a shark, I'm a shark...

A manticore by any other name is basically this thing, too.

If you believe they put a man in the woods (man in the woods).

By the time you've seen a hairy person in an alley, it's already too late.

Nuke the whales for their substances.

Less godly, more explodey.

It's a big bird.

It sounds like the name of dance, but it's anything but... a dance.

A tarrasque has been sighted outside of boise. I repeat...

What do you most want in the world?

Take a chill pill.

Raze all human edifice to the ground so these good fellas have room to play.

For if you want to stand still forever.

Get me a heck puppy, please.

Vultures are fascinating enough, look them up too.

If I can't have this food, no one can.

I think I know where Little Sebastians go after they die.

The most magnificent dipshits there ever were.

Welcome to the world of the shadow owls, you won't sense a difference.