Monster In My Podcast

When a warm front and a cold front love each other very much...

Aurora borealis, at this time of year, in this part of the country, here to eat you.

Watch out for that tree!

I feel personally attacked by the notion of an amorphous flesh monster.

Amoeba, a-you-ba.

Don't be a quitter.

Is something bugging you?

When you can't afford the Mi-Go, settle for a near-go.

A being a pure sound, like David Byrne.

An empire that spanned the globe but never mattered.

They walk among us.

Their wooden backscratchers keep getting worn down to nubs.

Because every hybrid gets an entry.

Koalas aren't just scary because of chlamydia anymore!

And who could forget dear Rat Boy?

Quite literally Bayou Billy.

Pallid dancers, dancing for tanning money.

And lo the fell heralds ushered in the Old Gods with their mystic song: "Y'All Ready for This?"

It's a big ball of grabbies in the sky.

I mean, we ALL turn into shapeless abominations after a few decades of living, right?