Dillon And Dutch Metal Detecting

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discover a temple dedicated to arguably one of the worst men in history. Is the puzzle coming together yet? By the time you listen to this, they may already be gone. 

Some "treasure" should never be uncovered... Some coins, are best left buried. Two men will tempt the fates, and pay a price they aren't ready for. 

Keep listening. Dillon and Dutch are counting on you. Find them if you dare. 

40 days have passed since the world had any word from Dillon and Dutch. I have been instructed to give the following message: "Latin Gold Casts the same shadow as buried ruins"   If any of you can decipher the code, send a letter to PO Box 2372 Alameda, Ca 94501. 

I have been instructed to post this episode. More episodes will be on the way. Please make sure if you have any clues as to Dillon or Dutch's whereabouts, to call the hotline, or send mail to PO Box 2372 Alameda, Ca 94501. 

Listen this week to our Season 3 finale. Dillon and Dutch discuss our journey to the center of the earth, our race around the planet in a hot air balloon, and our fight to the death against a kraken. We go over the Christmas holiday, and the tragic death of Carrie Fisher. We end on the edge of your seat, after we carefully deconstruct the riddle behind the letters from the legendary Yukon Cornelius. See you next season when we go on the search for the world's most famous prospector. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss the Krampus, a half goat, half demon creature who kidnaps misbehaving children, and locks them away in his wicker dungeon. Dillon and Dutch also discuss the perfect Christmas movie, traditions over the holidays, and they both open up their Christmas gifts for each other. Pull up a chair, start a fire, sip some hot chocolate, and enjoy us talking at you about things you no nothing about. From all of us at both Triple D Mining Company, and Dillon and Dutch Metal Detecting... MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR. 

While researching the lost treasure of Santa Puente, Dillon and Dutch were approached by a mysterious sect of people whose sole purpose was to discover the fountain of youth. We were offered their greatest treasures they had come across in their pursuit to find eternal life. We accepted their gifts, quickly discovered the fountain of youth, and then forgot to tell them about it. We eventually sold off their treasure, and purchased condominiums in Las Vegas, but because of the downturn in the economy in 2008, we were forced to sell for a mere 2.7 million dollar profit. We have fought a Balrog, wild animals, and fought alongside kangaroo rebels, but we didn't realize, the hardest punch comes from the IRS. We only came away with 1.3 million in profits over a 6 year period. We have never been so humiliated in our entire lives, but, we will now live forever, so... bonus. 

Listen in this week as Dillon and Dutch plan to journey to Cairo, a land of milk and honey. There we infiltrate the "Sand Spider's" lair and wrest the leadership away from his group of bandits. Later, we teach the river tribes how to use agriculture to their benefit, by perfecting the slash and burn method. By nightfall we walk the parapets, invade a warlord's castle, and become kings. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch go into minute detail about the shark fighting kumite they discovered while working undercover for Interpol. After a few months of befriending one of the sharks named "Julian", Dillon realizes that he doesn't fight to survive, he fights because it's what he loves most. After a few more months of training under Dillon and Dutch, Julian enters the sudden death competition. After nearly flawless victories, Julian faces his most difficult enemy, his nemesis Flipper. Flipper poisons Julian by blowing salt dust into his eyes, but because of his training under our intrepid adventurers, Julian soundly defeats Flipper by making his give up in the end. Julian is promptly gifted an anciet katana sword by the Kumite board of directors and starts a career in commodities trading. Godspeed. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch go into minute detail about the multiple drug cartels they brought to justice in South America. 

Listen this week as we finally do a recap of last season's dramatic ending to our cat and mouse, life or death struggle against The Miner. One of the most prolific serial killers in modern history. 

Listen this week as our intrepid warriors of metal detecting detail the first time a world leader requested they step up and save planet earth from almost certain doom.

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch take time out of their busy life to discuss the finer points of art valuation based on 16th Century Gothic buttresses. 

Listen this week, as Dillon and Dutch discuss their favorite GI Joe Action figures, and which ones were literally based on their real life fight against Libyan terrorists.

Listen in this week where Dillon and Dutch give an endorsement for President, and talk about their popular cook book series from the 1970s and 1980s. 

Listen this week as Dillon and Dutch discuss freemasonry, and their harrowing undercover operation that convinced the Peruvian Government to put warning labels on illegal fireworks. 

Dillon and Dutch are back!!!!! We took a 6 week vacation, had to rest up before we started our third season. Something happened at the end of May that distracted us, but we are back. Lots to talk about this week, including our newest trip to the gold mines where we discovered more abandoned mines, constructed a crossbow, and invented a new way of hiking. Listen in, learn, and enjoy.