Not After 30 Podcast

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…and I’m not talking about Christmas! It’s American Thanksgiving. What a time to be alive. Melky & Goobie pay homage to their Yankee Doodle neighbors special day by sharing what they give thanks for. There’s nothing like stuffing a bird in November. Gobble, gobble.

Another Football week complete. The fantasy season is winding down. Goobie & Melky are celebrating in style this episode. It’s a perfect scene. Speaking of perfect, the Eagles are not anymore! It’s happier times for the boys and the rest of the NFL.

Will the real Brady please stand up. He finally did Sunday. Despite that, the NFL world is still upside down. The Jets keep winning, Geno continues to prove the league wrong and the Raiders are a dumpster fire. Join Melky & Goobie on the sidelines, as they debate the surprises and disappointments this season! Seen by Melky Cabrera at 7:38 AM

BAH AND EL HEFE YELL ABOUT THE LEAFS!

What’s more wild than Andy Reid declining a cheeseburger? It’s the NFL trade deadline! It was a record setting day. Melky & Goobie breakdown each and every transaction. That’s not all. The boys are in a celebratory mood from their victories. Tune in as they spread the good vibrations on the grid iron!

these words are written by Outkast but kinda sum up how we feel. Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby's mamas, mamas Mamas, mamas, baby mamas, mamas Yeah, go like this I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh), I am for real Never meant to make your daughter cry I apologize a trillion times My baby's drama mama, don't like me She be doing things like having them boys come from her neighborhood To the studio trying to fight me She need to get a, piece of the american pie and take her bite out That's my house, I'll disconnect the cable and turn the lights out And let her know her grandchild is a baby, and not a paycheck Private school, daycare, shit medical bills I pay that I love your mom and everything, but see I ain't the one who laid down She wanna rib you up to start a custody war, my lawyers stay down Shit you never got a chance to hear my side of the story we was divided She had fish fries and coo

Happy Halloween folks! The boys answer the door to hand out treats like usual. From terrible movies to review (looking at you airbud), to staying in a haunted house. Listeners are in for a fright! Just when you think it can’t get any scarier…gasp! Its a trivia based solely on Goobie. Run for your dear life!!!

Your Cheeto loving king is on a high. He’s on top of the world. Why? Goobie knocked the stuffing out of Melky In their matchup. This is what nightmares are made from. It was a haunting defeat for the co-host. So much that he’s flying solo this episode while his partner continues to party like a rockstar on a mountain made of Cheeto dust. Beware, you’re in for a scare. Happy Halloween!

well, *Queue up the dj Khaled voice** here's another one! Anthony El Hefe is joined by long time friend and supporter of the show Kyle (From S.F.P, superior finish painting) and we talk about the highs and lows of being a toronto sports fan.

Melky & Goobie lost the week 6 battle in epic proportions with Bah. They are feeling blue and need to dust their shoulders off. What could possibly be the answer? Pissing away your hard earn money on Proline! Get your sharpies ready and write down the wrong picks the boys are about to make.

On the menu, Melky the well SEASONED vet Introduces you to the freshly hatched T-Rex in his first ever podcast. Burgers from Port Hope onto Korean Beef Tacos in Burlington. Find out what happens to these two foodies at the Black Swan (Burlington location). It will leave your taste buds sour. Bon Appetite!

Its finally here! The matchup we’ve been waiting for has arrived. The 5-0 Eagles take on Cooper Rush and the 4-1 Cowboys. Melk and Goobie are joined by Bah this rivalry week as they breakdown the colossal matchup with first place is on the line. Someone’s dreams are about to come true and someone’s nightmares are about to begin.

A New mini series**** this is part 1 of a 3 part series. this episode has the long awaited return of Daaaaave to the na30 network. we talk about the recent Blue jays collapase and the ongoing maple leafs disappointment. the tears help the soul heal, and so will listening to this podcast. check out Instagram for more about the N.A 30 network and what's coming up.

What a difference a week makes. Goobie is no longer sitting at the bottom and Melk is no longer on cloud 9. That’s okay. Week 5 looks to be very promising because the guys have a special play-caller blowing the whistle. Matt Miller makes his TDs debut. Get into formation, because the pain is coming!

Sound the alarms! Goobie’s lost yet again. His fantasy football season is in jeopardy and Melky couldn’t be happier. Is time for the Cheeto loving fanatic to be in a full out panic? Is he in denial? Can his season be saved? Join us on the imaginary gridiron and find out.

Postman Goobie returns from hiatus to give his stamp of approval. Take what he says with a grain of salt, because he lost again and is in last place. Melky on the other hand is riding high after taking down last years champ. Regardless of the NFL & Fantasy results, someone’s mail is getting lost this week!

The world lost an iconic figure in Queen Elizabeth the second. She ruled with grace and dignity. A new ruler is upon us and it’s King Goobie. IT’S A ROYAL CELEBRATION. Find out what he’s being crowned for. May the Gods have mercy on our souls!

Bah and El Hefe go over the toronto sports scene in the dog days of the summer. thanks so much for checking us out! find us on Instagram for more updates and show releases

The NFL landscape changed Monday night. A hero emerged out of the shadows and defeated the legendary bronco midget Russell Wilson. Melk & Goobs discuss the aftermath and introduce a new segment called Tick Tack Toe. So much for riding this yeah Denver!