Not After 30 Podcast

Melky and Goobie go full "Jeepers Creepers" as they dive into the murky depths of fantasy football! With playoff spots creeping closer, they're deciding who to keep (like a touchdown pass from Mahomes) and who to disown (looking at you, Mr. Butterfingers). By the end, they’re channeling the Creeper himself, hunting for fresh fantasy prey and laughing at their league-mates’ missteps. “Keep your eyes peeled... because someone’s bound to fumble!”

Welcome, mourners, as Melky and Goobie don their finest black suits to hold a gridiron graveside service for the fallen teams of 2024. These squads have fumbled their hopes, punted their potential, and are six feet under the playoff line. Let’s honor their fourth-and-long journey to irrelevance. Rest in punt, fallen teams! ✝️⚰️

With Melky riding solo on the bench, he's calling audibles on the NFL trade deadline with takes as spicy as Eva Longoria's behind. First, he’s handing out his MVPs, shouting out winners who made moves like prime-time players. Meanwhile, he’s sending the losers to the locker room for the ol' “No Fun League” playbook. And as for Jerry Jones…well, let’s just say he’s still running a Hail Mary offense when the league's already in the red zone. Cowboys fans, you feeling defensive?

Special guest Eastgate drops his 100% guaranteed betting wisdom, and it’s so sure-fire that Vegas might want to tune in. His strategy? Bet on both teams, double down, and if all else fails, blame the refs. Melky & Goobie suggest taking notes. With Eastgate’s guidance, you'll either cash in or at least have some extra pocket change for next week’s therapy session.

Melky, Eastgate, and Cuzin P are dribbling their way into the NBA's opening night, hyped to assist all you Raptors fans on what’s ahead this season. Their court vision? All eyes on the Raptors as they look to dunk on the Eastern Conference! From airballs to missed dunks, they’ve got you covered. It's time for the tipoff!

Melky and Goobie huddle up to tackle the juiciest trade rumors as the NFL trade deadline approaches. They "pass" judgment on the players circling the rumor mill, from running backs who need to rush out of town to quarterbacks looking for a handoff to a better team. By the end, they both agree that the NFL rumor mill is just as wild as any Hail Mary, leaving you waiting to see who'll be the next on the move.

Bah Walker and Anthony El Hefe recap the Toronto Maple Leafs month of October.

With Melky, Bah, Goobie, and KaffDaddy, it’s a frightful feast of Halloween monkeyshines, as they spill the boonanas on haunted hot dogs and gorilla-fy your ghost stories around the campfire! Do creepy condiments come alive? Listen if you dare… they might just mustard up the courage to uncover the spooky truth. Happy Halloween!

Postman Goobie is on a special delivery run, shipping out fantasy football busts—no return address required! From Najee "Return to Sender" Harris to Kyle "Lost in Transit" Pitts, Goobie’s making sure these underperformers never find their way back to your lineup. With a bag full of fumbles and missed points, he’s not taking any receiver complaints.

After a saucy 40th episode celebration, the crew of "Wow! I Had Mustard" returns, ready to relish in the good vibes. But just when things seem smooth as mustard, a sneaky cheater spreads chaos! Goobie gets grilled, KaffDaddy tries to ketchup on the drama, and Bah's ready to mustard up some courage. Can Melky cut the mustard and keep things spicy, or will this cheater leave a bitter aftertaste?

Melky and Goobie are ready to feast on NFL frauds this week—and they've got their carving knives out for more than just the turkey! Some teams came to the table acting like they’re the whole Thanksgiving spread, but when you take a bite, it’s all dry turkey with no gravy. A few thought they were serving up a feast, but it’s more like the sad, forgotten veggies no one asked for. Let’s gobble up some football Canadian style. Happy Thanksgiving!

HVAC Foodie & T-Rex are stuffed with joy as they tackle Thanksgiving—family, food, and way too much gravy. Meanwhile, poor Melky, sent to investigate pumpkin spice lattes, heard "Latinas" instead and went on a wild turkey chase! Talk about getting your priorities sauced! The brothers give thanks, Melky gives... mixed results. But hey, at least someone’s getting a leg up on Thanksgiving!

The squad lit up the fantasy scoreboard, leaving defenses more lost than Belichick’s hairline in the wind. Points piled up faster than Swifties buying concert tickets after Travis Kelce’s last touchdown. The guys welcome special guest Charles, who came in with the hottest take since Randy Moss went to the Pats: "Which is the greatest dynasty, Patriots or Chiefs?" It's the million dollar you'll want to debate about!

well this is it! the start of the 2024-25 NHL season. Anthony El Hefe and Bah walker get up to talk about the Maple Leafs BIG season

Goobie's in the house! The cheeto oracle returns to help Melky separate the real from the fake. After Week 4, we’ve still got a few undefeated teams, but which ones are for real, and which ones are pretending harder than a bad Tinder profile? Who's ready to crumble like a cheap cookie? Get your popcorn ready and find out!

the jays sucked so hard this year. I just can't

Your beloved toilet destroyer Goobie is out, but fear not—special guest Matt Miller steps in and more than fills the gap! Matt breaks down which defenses are about to go from sleepers to season-savers. Don't miss this defensive deep dive—it might just help you win your league!

Melky and Goobie bring the heat with Eagles super fan Bah Walker, who's mouth won’t stop flapping about Philly's big win. The guys tackled fantasy busts, rushed through waiver wire tips, and intercepted some hot takes. Bah was flyin’ high, but don’t worry – we kept him grounded, unlike Jalen Hurts' deep balls!

It's Week 1 baby! Time to dust off your jerseys, stretch those fantasy muscles, and dive headfirst into the pigskin pandemonium! Melky & Goobie are back on the gridiron, dodging bad trades like they're blitzes and praying their star players don’t pull a hammy. So, whether you're celebrating a TD or cursing a fumble, buckle up—it’s going to be a wild ride.

The hosts celebrate their milestone by mercilessly roasting each other. From jabs about questionable movie choices to hilarious anecdotes involving mustard mishaps, no one is safe. They sprinkle in trivia about the previous 39 episodes, reminding listeners of the wild, mustard-infused journey they've all shared. It's a side-splitting, mustard-flavored roast fest that leaves you in stitches, proving that nothing is sacred when it comes to celebrating 40 episodes of mustard madness!