Three Dogs North

I just wanna get involved in my faith and $&!#

It’s exactly like Jurassic Park.

Ideally the Kingdom of God is not boring.

If you’re there, ghost, it’s me, Ghost Hunter.

You’re a victim of circumstance, so create better circumstances.

Just start talking, and once you say something good, stop talking.

Do science till you’re blue in the face: chemistry, biology, zoology…all of the ologies. You're just helping.

We forgot the cliff hanger ending for our season 1 finale, and our twitter account still hasn’t blown up. We’ll get there.

We don’t need to tear big people down to feel good about ourselves. We’re not afraid of the dark OR the light.

Come swim in the paradoxes, preach fire, and enjoy the laser light show.

Mike speaks Army, C-Bisc speaks Spanish, but none of us worships the pope.

God doesn’t expect you to get a perfect score on your first try. Just pour a glass of home-made wine, and try not to beat yourself up about it. Feat. Dmac and Fr. Scott, plus special called-in guest Fr. Tom.

Throwback episode. To flush or not to flush; Fish lives hang in the balance.

Feat. Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. You’re floating in orbit looking down at the earth, but you just want to get back and eat some Cap’n Crunch (sans berries). At least they have a Skymall up here.

Special guests Dmac, Fr. Scott, and Fr. Nick. People invite us into the gunk of their lives, as well as the occasional blood-curdling prayer scream.

One nice thing about eating dinner with the Pope is that you don’t have to ask anyone for faculties to hear his confession. Dang papists.

I say we take an M-80 to the toilet bowl of the American University. Wouldn’t that sound good with a little Aerosmith in the background?

Don’t have a vacuous life now so you can have a full one later. Have an adventure instead.

Can we still have a reasonable discussion about a male-only priesthood in a post-“Junior”-starring-Arnold-Schwarzeneggar world? You’ll just have to listen to find out.

Let’s be honest, at our best we feel like A.C. Slater climbing onto a backwards chair. But there are the Screech moments as well.