Kicked In The Dicebags!

   In which, our zeroes actually discuss actual play, get propositioned for gay sex, speculate on the courage of cross-dressing, wonder where the gay gamers are, debate NASCAR vs other sports, throw their own 2 cents in on the Ennies, are creeped out by Billy Blanks, butt heads over healthy gamers, finally find common ground with free healthcare, become depressed over politics,then become inspired over gaming. Music: "1990 X-Men Cartoon Theme" Explicit Intro: Walt Snider

   In which, Chris & Jonathan meet under peaceful terms with an unintentionally funny guest to discuss really bad games, getting back in the sack, masturbation, She-Hulk porn, eye candy, the pros of ugly chicks, and wrap up with Jonathan's trust issues. Send cease and desist orders to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Hijack (ZoomZip Remix)" br MC ChrisExplicit Intro: Walt SniderSpecial Guest: Mike Curry from Bearswarm!

   In which, a harmless discussion about black super heroes spins out of control, as Jonathan recounts a tale of bigotry and Chris stands upon a soapbox. Tell us how you hate The Man at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Save Against Frostbite Tribute" by Johnny-B-LazyExplicit Intro: Jonathan Landreth

   In which, Chis & Jonathan have a geek 2 geek (.com) discussion with a guest who never actually quit. Movies, comics, yaoi...it's all here! PETA can protest for small mammals at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Ten Year Old (Bad Spellah remix)" by MC ChrisExplicit Intro: Walt SniderSpecial Guest: Francis from Kingdom: The Next Generation

  In which, Whitesnake & The Nubian Prince do battle against the Artificial Sperm, investigate Dr. Eye Tyrant's secret Project MG, are drug to Hell, and foreshadow a Spooky Outhouse crossover event in Showcase issue 3.  Evil villains can locate us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com. 'nuff said. Music: "Fette's Vette" by MC ChrisExplicit Tag: Walt SniderPromo: Accidental Survivors

  In which, a sexy-voiced guest joins the cast to teach Chris a lot about Australia...and make Jonathan hard. Chigger sheep-rooters can bag us out at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Domination" by Symphony XSpecial Guest: Rib from The Downunder Gamer Show

      In which, Chris and Jonathan ramble on with Pee Knee Ya for far too long about everything from the King of Pop to Fear the Boot. If you're willing to pay $22 million for a blow job, drop us a line at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Never Can Say Goodbye" by The Jackson 5Uninvited Guest: Adam David Pinilla from The Man Cast

In which, Jonathan, Kristin, and a David drop names like they're still relevant, share embarrassing moments, and learn to wipe their ass. Wanna be on the show? Just let us know at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Demonoid Phenomenon" by Rob ZombieSpecial Guest: Adam David Pinilla from The PodgeCast

In which, Jonathan enters a den of Canadians to fuck Shingeru Miyamoto, masterbate, and dive face first into hairy bush.*This is a repost of Save Against Frostbite's 35th episode. While the audio quality isn't great, it was a ton of fun and I hope you enjoy listening. If you do, check out Save Against Frostbite. If you find me funny and I find them funny, you shouldn't be disappointed.

   In which, Jonathan, Chris, and Kristin answer the call to war, then break more podcasting rules in the name of gaming (or so they claim). The Village People can recruit Chris at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "Narwals" by The WeeblIntro Clip: "Episode 61 - World Building: Whats it like? Neutrals" by Bear Swarm!

   In which, Chris, Jonathan, and two professors of gameology recall Jiffycon, wonder where's the line, encounter a Runester, and call it a clam for an unknown reason. Chowds can flame us at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Music: "I'm Shipping up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys Special Guest: Meg & Josh from Brilliant Gameologists

   In which, Chris & Jonathan ponder if strips clubs are less threatening than role-playing in a relationship, criticize Phil from Red Earth Saga, mock Rob from Bear Swarm, and mourn a baby killer. Send those nude photos to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Medicine Ball" by Eminem

In which, Chris, Jonathan & Runester have trouble finishing, discuss Star Trek/ Star Wars for way too fucking long, then fight back against extreme feminism. Call us chauvinistic pigs at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "Firestarter" by ProdigySpecial Guest: Stephen Jarjoura (a.k.a. Runester from the forums)

  In which, Chris & Jonathan are failed by Audacity (again), find that Chris is allergic to pussy, cum up Frodo's nose, face scorned women, and refuse to lose. Send blackmail demands to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comMusic: "The New Shit" by Marilyn Manson

In which, Jonathan discovers it takes two Canadians to equal one African-American. Table Saw, Mike, and Chad can tell us to go fuck ourselves at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comShow NotesMusic: "Guardian of the Blind" by Blind GuardianSpecial Guest: Ryan & Shane from Save Against Frostbite

In which, Chris & Jonathan sell out, plan their death, compare a D&D game to black pussy, then have an orgy with Meg and some midgets. Send pictures of your cock to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comShow NotesMusic:  Louis Jordan " Beans and Corn Bread" and  Closing Credits from G.I. JoeTopic: Napster bad!Tangent: Gun trackersTopic: Our KDB contingency planTangent: Jonathan's viceTangent: An orgy in the skyTopic: Pussy is pussyTopic: Bad player habitsTangent: Kelly's 4e gameTangent: The 7 shits of role-playingTangent: The secret of initiativeTopic: The Queen of the SouthTangent: God smites Jonathan's compTopic: Star Trek and other Sci-FiShoutouts:VinnyMeg from Brilliant GameologistsStuart Robertson

In which, Chris, Jonathan, and a short-tempered guest have an insightful conversation on comics and movies, then they actually record. Send all death threats to kickedinthedicebags@gmail.com Show Notes Music: "Last Race" by Jack Nitzsche Special Guest: Joe from The Podgecast Topic: Jonathan tries to defend Hitler...and fails Tangent: Joe's sexual harassment tale Tangent: Stupid chicks Tangent: Putting the seat down Tangent: Selling kids on the Black Market Topic: Politics...we go there Tangent: Chris fails at geography Tangent: Luke Meyer's valid concern Topic: Joe critiques the podcast Tangent: Brilliant Gameologists, Fear the Boot, & the Podgecast Tangent: Luke or Dan: Which is fucking Chris? Topic: Strip clubs Tangent: Porn...yeah, we go there too Topic: The 4th Edition debate that never comes Tangent: Jonathan & Kristin's domestic dispute Topic: The perils of podcasting Tangent: The perils of the other gender

In which, Chris & Jonathan dump a pornstar, engage in a duel of wits over tactical combat, long for giant robots (...kinda), then make love and war with other podcasters. Verbally shit on our chests at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comShow NotesMusic: "Space Booty" by Valhalla KittensTopic: Georgia X a.k.a. Georgia PeachTangent: Painful creativityTangent: Jonathan & KristinTopic: Tactical combatTopic: Mech gamesTangent: Chris is old, Jonathan is evilTangent: Kristin is EstonianTopic: ControversyTangent: Podcasters we love

   In which, Chris & Jonathan breaka ya legs, question Ed Healy's sexuality, actually discuss games, and have anal sex. Call us fuckasses at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comShow NotesMusic: "Legend of Zelda" by Tokyo Philharmonic OrchestraTopic: Johnny the loan sharkTangent: Is Ed Healy gay?Tangent: Fuckass & HorsecockTopic: Being rpg-curiousTangent: Nostalgiacide will destroy the industry!Tangent: MMORPG's vs P&PRPG'sTopic: Pushing that shit in

  In which, Chris and I give good pythagorean theorem, then say nigger as much as possible. Enjoy and feel free to call us assholes at kickedinthedicebags@gmail.comShow NotesMusic: "Hoodie Ninja" by MC ChrisTopic: Geek relationshipsTangent: Geek vs Nerd / Poseur GeeksTopic: Offended pussiesTangent: Are all of your characters black?Tangent: Trendy adoptions Tangent: A bag of black cock!