Fast Karate For The Gentleman

Dave can't stand fansubs, I thought Joel was Dave, though. Who's who? NAJICA?! NAJICA?! NAJICA!? Metal Slug 5 is like being transported back in time to when videogames were crap (last year). Fighting Spirit: Shine on! Kore No Wa DEMON'S MUSCLE Ka?

If I was cooler about this I would've made this some sort of ultra-smart April Fool's joke, but you know that's not how we roll at fan-service.org. Sort of done on a lark, this is a Slick Rick inspired rap (loosely) based on the hentai Discipline's ad copy. We originally sent this over to Anime World Order for their "recite Discpline ad copy" requests, but we knew from the start that they weren't gonna play our trash. Like we said in the podcast, we took about 20 minutes out of our day to bang this out. The results are consistant, but try to slough through it anyway. We looooooove you.

Elfen Lied and more Dinosaurian terror

Desert Punk: Revealed. Hypocrisy? Dinobots? Amazing date conversation technology. Shockwave, bitch!! Come on 24! Keifer Sutherland + Steven Segal = Paper Cutters? Is Jack Bauer a dog catcher? Update your shortcuts!! Do strange man-women make your movie? How many characters are actually characters?

Captain Planet versus Naruto. Does someone smell baloney? Lost in the Nightmare: It's all about you, Mozesh. Bitching about Ultraviolet and The Matrix while Area 88 totally gets put to the wayside! (it's good guys, really!)

Korean Barbeque: Surprisingly cheap, but podcast delaying. 24: SPIN KICK THE BASTARD! Fist of the Northstar: Punch Some Jerks

Karaoke, Hot Wings, and we love PandaXpress! Desert Punk, leave us alone! Your booby metaphors find no love here! The Art of Scaring Japanese Girls

Cats in heat + Hypocrisy. Pandaxpress? It's bound to happen sometime! Patlabor TV: The art of time management

Uzi security guards, the "Zone diet" and Danish Mohammeds. Timeshift: 1 part Warhammer 40k, 4 parts CRAP. Tim Buckley's new baby and more webcomic chatter

Dave bitches while Joel reveals the ultimate in segue technology. The whimsical world of Jeffrey Rowland. The Place Promised in Our ULTIMATE SEGUE.

True Patriotism. Little shop of Halo 2. Panda Z and the Urkel-Os

Three and a Half Margaritas. Fatal Frame III: The Return of the Game We Already Played. 24: He's not even the president, he's the man!!

Spread the hate around. Splinter Cell III: Let's gank some Panamanians! Sadamitsu the TOTALLY AWESOME SHOW.

Country Fried Podcast. Fatal Frame III and the distraction of the internet. Battle of the Planets: The show that never was.

Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles sucks. Samurai Gun sucks. The "we suck" show.

Pop pop pop. I need a new mic. But that can come after the computer! The year in review, with bonus Metal Gear Solid bitching! Abenobashi Magical Shopping THIS SHOW SUCKS

This might be something we actually like, but our audio quality still sucks. Ninja Gaiden: Lose the tits and then you've got something. SAM~RAI! AW~RIGHT!

The hidden menace behind Creationism. The top ten most retarded (er, violent) videogames. Kino's Androgynous Asexual Lobotomy Journey

EB Games will bulk you up. Final Fantasy XII: The online game that wasn't. Dragon Warrior VII: I hate slimes.

We don't know how to record. Let's talk about Front Beat! I wish there was no Kodocha.