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This week we have a lengthy discussion of Elder Scrolls lore, talk about the new Terminator movie, Terminator, and try to describe the indescribable. That is, we try to summarize the plot of Transformers: The Last Knight.

It’s post E3 review time and you guessed it… we talk a lot about Thundercats, Transformers, and Voltron. We do get to talking about celebrity voice acting, Death Stranding, and wrap up with some Cyberpunk 2077

We flex our linguistic muscles this podcast and then move on to be experts about Norse mythology. We also played some Skyrim VR and then talk about the upcoming Bill and Ted sequel.

William and I have been knee deep in a couple of oddly similar Capcom games. I’ve been revisiting Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen, and he’s been enjoying Monster Hunter: World. We also discuss my disappointment with the state of science fiction. And then it’s mostly talking about pregnant Sonic The Hedgehog and other internet monsters.

Nintendo just announced a wild new peripheral system using cardboard, I’ve got a hard time staying engaged with Chrono Trigger, and we talk about what could be the dark future of Elder Scrolls games.

It’s a new year, so we talk about old games, like Chrono Trigger and Final Fantasy XII. We go into a discussion about loot crates and how they’re all Blizzard’s fault then move on to VR. And at some point I start laughing at William’s grim idea for a dating sim.

It’s our last episode of 2017, so we talk about some of the games we’ve played for a bit, like Golf Story and Dream Daddy. I start to talk about Shadow of War before we get sidetracked about comic book movies. Then we wrap up with our game of the year discussions.

We talk a lot about Kingdom Hearts, what a weird game Zelda 2 is, The Death of AIM, Garfield, The Godfather I & II, how Game “Journalism” is full of people who apparently don’t like video games, and Kingdom Hearts. This episode could also have been called “It Smells like the Sapranos in here.”

We talk Fallout 4’s Creation Club fallout, how Kingdom Hearts is just a mess, conspiracy theories, and wrap it up with some good and very bad ideas for Stranger Things themed drinks.

We talk maybe too long about what to name a phone app that can help you avoid defecation. I talk about murder possibilities in Dishonored 2. Fallout 4 VR. Game of Thrones, but not the current season, and how Netflix is making mostly garbage shows now.

We made it. It took a while to put this one together, but we’ve got our 50th episode. As a special treat, this one is an audio commentary for the movie Tsunambee, an animal + disaster portmanteau movie that William prophesied about back in 2014. So, if you’re listening to this by itself, you’ll be […]

Hey, this one’s pretty serious and we talk about games and serious business like Wonder Woman and how it’s not garbage, but not great. E3 happened, so we talk about the new game that was shown, The Last Night. Also, I only realized this while posting, this is now a three year old podcast…

We cover a lot of ground about how to name murder-bots with acronyms, what our custom Sonic characters would be, I finally make sense of the Sonic lore, and what we want out of a Jurrasic Park: The Musical.

This episode is mostly about game morality systems and how it’s always best to be evil. Also, I couldn’t come up with a math pun to save my life, and neither of us were all that interested in Darksiders.

More Yakuza 0 talk. I finally beat Horizon: Zero Dawn. The worst One Punch Man casting choices we can think of. And also my SD card filled up…

We talk about the greatness that is Yakuza 0, the delema of buying a game console for one game, how Station might be the original Pokemon, and why Iron Fist maybe the most mediocre Marvel show.

More of the worst impressions you’ll hear on a podcast as we talk about casting voice actors. The Last Guardian’s dog AI. Second hand knowledge of Breath of the Wild. And how to steal things as a team in Divinity: Original Sin.

I rant about Mankind Divided. William tells about how he does math for fun and profit in Stardew Valley. And at some point we start talking about Jem and the Holograms and how much of a tragedy the movie was.

Our first episode of the year and we talk some Stardew Valley and Final Fantasy XV. We also cover our thoughts on the Switch. There’s even a little talk of Batman and him doing some unspeakable things.

A lot of talk about Danny Devito as we do our Game of the Year discussion. What if Danny Devito starred in Dora the Explorer? What if he and Arnold Schwarzenegger had their own reality TV show where they lived together? Who played that lady Terminator in the third one, the one about time travel? […]