Two And A Half Count

What a week it's been in the WWE. Almost as exciting as Rhys and Jamaine's other favourite promotion, GOT. Money in the Bank has passed for another year and the lads are eager to dive into it and talk about the highs and lows of the tag match, the women's division and their very mixed opinions of the brand new WWE World Heavyweight Champion. They then (spear) tackle the biggest event of the week, the suspension of Roman Reigns and the ensuing fallout for the upcoming triple threat title match. All capped off with a very in-depth discussion about perhaps the most significant kiss in WWE history, as well as Neville's thoughts on bullying and Finn Balor's musings on the recent Brexit announcement.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Back at it again, the most dominant three man team in the history of pro-wrestling podcasting run down all their thoughts, feelings and arguments in the lead up to Money in the Bank. The Shield are all back in the same storyline for the first time in ages, and the response from the lads is mixed. Then they talk about the seemingly endless abilities of the now Mandarin speaking Doctor of Thugonomics, the newest international addition to the WWE brand, and throw in some childish jokes for good measure. All capped off with a preview of Money in the Bank, culminating in the tensest argument that Two and a Half Count has ever seen.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

The newly coined Lordes of The Ring (Unquestioned Aragorn, Latino Legolas and Brown Gimli) are back and tackling the issues of the WWE from the past week. NXT Takeover: The End happened so the lads address Austin Aries' overall likeability, Shinsuke Nakamura's X-factor, and whether or not there's ever been an excellent cage match. Then they turn their attention to the minor titles and ask the hard questions like 'Where's the Miz?' and 'Titus O'Neil - huh?'. All before running down which WWE superstar has managed to offend an entire nation, how the WWE tried to fix it, and whether or not it's racist to do food puns.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Spencer is back, and he's bringing truckloads of talking with him. He fills Rhys and Jamaine in on his experiences at Extreme Rules in the States, and then talks about how he feels about the state of top level faces in the Roman Reigns WWE. Jamaine tries to get a word in edgewise, and Rhys is so sick hat he kind of just enjoys listening.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Spencer is still away so Harris is filling in after the end of his 90 day suspension. The guys jump head first into the brand split, the second coming of Crossfit Jesus and the best heel in the company.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Spencer is away so we get current IPW New Zealand Heavyweight Champion Curt Chaos in the studio! We talk AJ and Roman, gimmick matches, Curt gives Rhys a bit of a history lesson, and Jamaine throws shade on the toughness of grass.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

This week is all about clubs: The (Bullet) Club, The Barrett Club and Spencer going to raves in a Jericho jacket. Also, Jamaine forgets what podcast he's on again (d'oh!) and Rhys wrote this blurb.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

The boys talk Payback review, why WWE should stop replaying legit injuries and the annual cull of talent. Plus Spencer learns how to conduct a successful business pitch meeting.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

WWE Payback is coming up and the boys run down the card, as well as chatting about Shane vs Steph, where the little bitty title holders have been and the weathered face of the transparent-haired, spotlight vampire, Ric Flair. Plus they introduce a newly named segment, 'Question Marks'.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Spencer's away so the boys get former two-time IPW Heavyweight Champion James Shaw to fill in. They talk about WWE's Wellness Policy, NXT's house show title change, and for some reason, every conversation comes back to the hamburger that is Roman Reigns. As a special treat, we get under the mask of the mysterious Anushka Alloy.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

It's the Season 2 premiere of Two and a Half Count. New music! New artwork! New co-host? This week the boys talk Roman Reigns and the main event, Bray Wyatt's rollercoaster of a week, and GM's. Not the cars.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Apologies for the bad audio this week. Someone (*cough* Jamaine) messed up the record. The boys try to recap Wrestlemania and the post Wrestlemania Raw as quickly as possible. They only get sidetracked once to reminisce about their glorious single minute reign as #HydraGM of Impact Pro Wrestling (#HydraGM will rise again, all hail #HydraGM).See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

In part 2 of their Wrestlemania Weekend special, the guys talk NXT Takeover Dallas results including The King of Strong Style vs The King of Big Smile, Baron Corbin's post-apocalyptic costume choice and Jamaine still being unable to understand the use of chainsaws during wrestling matches. Plus in the rarest of treats, Spencer sings a little bit.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

In their Wrestlemania 32 preview episode, the guys bring a whole lot of rambling to the table as they break down the card from the preshow to the inevitable disappointment of Roman Reigns winning. Highlights include: Jamaine not having enough sleep, Rhys having arguably too much confidence and Spencer putting all of his cards on the table regarding his gambling addiction. Stay tuned for Part 2 of the Wrestlemania Weekend special.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

$h!t hits the fan this week when all the guys bring full-on opinions to the podcast and are down to argue. Unfortunately, no one really disagrees with anyone. Listen in for the ensuing fallout, as well as a very in-depth discussion about Kevin Owens' Wrestlemania match.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Phwoar, what a week. Jack Swagger has a chain wallet, Undertaker has a bald patch and Dolph Ziggler has too much talent. Rhys, Spencer and re-instated guest host Harris recap RAW and give away a shirt, maybe.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Jamaine is back this week, but lets the team down by not having watched any wrestling since the last time we heard from him. Listen in as Spencer and Rhys explain Raw and Smackdown, Jamaine tries to guess where the angles went in his absence, and the gang tries to figure out who Spencer inherited his ample Johnson from.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Jamaine is away, so Rhys claims the producer championship. We recap RAW, talk about precisely what this Roadblock event is supposed to be and get far too involved with the bowel movements of a 70 year old man. Shots fired, Paul Amos.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Spencer's away again, so Rhys 'Mr No Days Off' Mathewson and Jamaine 'Sub-Par Producer' Ross hold down the fort all on their own. They talk Fastlane results, the return of Shane-O Mac, and introduce the Kayfabe Kone. Plus WWE tricks Jamaine into thinking wrestling is real.See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.

Producer Tim is away, so the guys are acting General Managers of the Little Empire Podcast Network, and have their sights set on IPW as well. Raw is recapped, we talk about the 'WWE Global Cruiserweight Series' announcement, Fastlane is predicted 100% accurately, and Jamaine does a fantastic job producing the episode and writing the blurb. JAMAINE IS KING! LONG LIVE JAMAINE!See omny.fm/listener for privacy information.