Retro Rpg Podcast

Notes: Derek rambles about the Impossible Contest for 15 fucking minutes! Intro Diablo 2 discussion Getting pulled over by the Popo Other Podcasts Sleep Paralysis Dumb People Illusion of Gaia next game! Part 1 coming out before Christmas.

  Show Notes: Fridge New Neighbor I'm Rich! FedEx I'm on a boat! Scary Movies Radio Superman Cellophane "S" Family Guy Superman Scene  

Show Notes: Ramblings about house break in. Intro. Emails. I thank you for arousing me. The Groom Hunt: Whatever happened to the theif? Um, side quests are weird. Eddie and Bill won't take my fucking letters!?#%R$#$ Why didn't princess Ellie fall asleep in the castle too? How do I dodge a running wolf that poisons […]

Finally. After a week of procrastinating due to a vacation, it is uploaded.

If you can maintain sanity and actually follow what is being said for all 51 minutes, I applaud you. Never in our lives have we ever held a conversation between ourselves or anyone else for that matter that was so incoherent and so random. There is absolutely no flow to anything we talk about and […]

Skyrim archives #4. winding down the show.

We talk skyrim what else did you expect?

Final Fantasy Advent Children

FF7 disk 3.

Episode 31. FF7 disk 2

Skyrim Archives #2

Skyrim subshow Episode 1

No ramblings. We just wanted to get right to the good stuff intro Hi, My name is... Cloud is such a dick Drag queen Train graveyard. HOW THE HELL DO I GET OUT OF HERE!? the stair master Motorcycle chase. Barret you lazy asshole! Chocobos. Warrk! I hate this parade Beach bums The draw bridge […]

(Protip: Click on the image for the larger size) na na why dont you get a job! intro itunes email website forums Derek speaks blasphemy LOL what the fuck am I doing? I'm fighting demons, I'm not fighting demons. Did they hire the cameramen from resident evil? Stoker is a ripoff of a Tomberry in […]

Herpa derp! intro Who the fuck do i pick!? PETA would be pissed! oh, i guess it doesnt matter Earthbound anyone? Chrono Trigger anyone? Final Fantasy anyone? I can't leave my own fucking castle! goblins sound like cats? The golems the faire Bitch you gave them the tear drop!?!ZOMCG@$ Zeikfried and Roy (power rangers vibe) […]

Show Notes: The retro rpg cooking show. intro We hope hope your brief detention in the relaxation vault has been a pleasant one The part where you die. Sentries Neurotoxin Hello, you have been in hibernation for 9999999 Hello again.... Murderer Cave johnson, Caroline, and Chell I can count to potato The part where you […]

Perhaps this show was not as bad as we thought. Ignore the constant negativity from us and it might be decent... Show Notes: Its not a toomah! intro crap Derek beats golem again I got a time machine so fuck you! ill do what a want! the coolest looking boss in the game is the […]

I feel this has been one of our best podcasts. NOTES: Derek is an angry person intro tick tock wake the fuck up! mini games the fuck out of my way bitch! Back to the future? Some major incest going on GUILTY! THAT BITCH IS GUILTY! HANG THAT FUCKER NOW! i got the rope right […]

So here is our new off topic format. Much like episode one, we are aiming for a reverse jump the shark when we do release an off topic. So we hope they get better as we do them. Derek's mic had some auto volume going on so after he yells, he will sound quiet for […]

Now lets see if we can keep this up! Show Notes: Flying bat skulls how I loathe thee Gothica Ivor Tower - Queen Are you trying to get me lost! Shameless Final Fantasy bump Naris the douche-bag Fetch quest for space parts Raptor of death! The ultimate formula Wait, I'm fighting a butler? (aka the […]