Puckin Hostile Blackhawks Shoutcast

In this 76th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Pernell Karl "PK" Subban episode) Gatekeeper, Fatrick, and Norton go the losers route on Valentines day, as each other's dates. The jagtastic asshattery includes: -Gate is back from Seattle and Vancouver -A new iTunes review (probably Norton's mom) -Stupid bye week has everyone sitting on their asses doing nothing. Not a perfect time for the Hawks either -Claude Julien was fired and hired, and might have Lindy Ruff right behind him. -#NortonOneLiners -Tim Horton's sucks -Hawks played some games vs the Coyotes, Stars, Wild Jets, and Oilers -Some late listener questions -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 75th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Hal Gill episode) Gatekeeper, and the Fatrick twins are joined by, now veteran of Shoutcast lore and the very jagtacular, John Jaeckel from Hockeybuzz.com. The jagtastic asshattery includes: -"Homewatch" talk -The fearsome foursome talk at length about recent Blackhawks trade rumors. -#Fatrick makes a very surprise appearance, to the shock of everyone involved. -Gate and Fatrick go head to head on the worth of Blackhawks defensemen -The All-Star game and weekend come and go, while no one notices -One more "One More Shift" coming -A couple of small NHL trades -Hey, Ho, the Hitch is dead! -NHL top 100 of all time list -Hawks played some games vs the Bruins, Canucks, Lightning Jets, and Sharks. -Many listener questions -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 74th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the T.J. Oshie episode) Gatekeeper and the Fatrick twins are joined by Columbus Blue Jackets fan and devil music screamer Animal Mother, from The Biscuit Podcast (Not to be confused with Biscuits Podcast). The dumb asses discuss the following: -We learn all about Animal Mother, his band Artillery Breath, and his hockey podcast The Biscuit Podcast. -The upcoming Open Air Festival in Chicago, this summer -Gate gets more ink -The #NortonOneLiner is born as well as #PleaseSponsorUs -Both #Fatricks try their luck at love (not with each other). hilarity ensues. -The @POTUSHockey account makes parody accounts great again -CBJ's winning streak comes to a halt at the hand of the red hot Caps, and we talk all about them with our guest -The NHL announces no 3rd jerseys next season and some goalie equipment restrictions go into effect soon -The Isles fire their coach. -Hawks fans turn on Jonathan Toews, like Fatrick on a plate of vegetables. -Gate the Seabrook fanboi -Some depth

In this 73rd Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Brandon Pirri episode) Gatekeeper and the Fatrick twins welcome in 2017 hostful style. The dumb asses discuss the following: -We celebrate a stumpy Birthday. -What kind of pathetic New Years Eve plans did everyone have? -Possible Roadwatch, or Homewatch, plans. -ProJersey acting like they don't hear us. -Not one, but TWO outdoor games. -Fatrick gloats in the glory of his second favorite meatball coach (Not Gate) and the Blue Jacket's 16 game win streak. -World Junior Championships and the US shootout win over mother Russia. -EPIX Road to the Outdoor Classics -Blackhawks surprise everyone with a Panarin extension. -Some injuries and some players are shuffled around. -Speaking of shuffling (and by that I mean shuffling in a walker) how about the Iggy Shuffle? -Blackhawks vs Blues Alumni game. We make podcast history with a live report from the Rodgers arena -Hawks played some games vs the Avalanche, Jets, Predators, Hurricanes, and Blues. -And of course, as always,

In this 72nd Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Artemi Panarin episode) Gatekeeper and Atomic Froster are joined by John Jaeckel from Hockeybuzz.com and Forklift from Hockeenight.com. The panel discuss the following: -Gate gets some new ink from Mike Figueroa with http://www.figsigarts.com/ -Cal Clusterfuck extension in NY -A couple of suspensions -The EPIX "Road to the Outdoor Classics" series begins -The Artemi Panarin Saga -The Russian contingency plan -The Michal Kempny Saga -Rookies stepping up -Corey Crawford on the verge of a return -Games vs the Rangers, Stars, Islanders, Blues, Shark and Senators. -Mail sack questions -Stick around til the end....we have a surprise guest -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 71st Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Evgeni Malkin episode) Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek, and Norton welcome in the holiday season by cracking wise on each other for a few hours. Could a member of the team be leaving? Tune in and see. The panel discuss the following: -New iTunes review -Possible rule change discussion -Brazilian soccer team plane crash -Gerard Gallant fired in total shitshow fashion -An ECHL player damn near kills someone -The overly sensitive internet gets the Leafs Garrett Sparks suspended for post in his Facebook GGSU group -John Gibson had the hershey squirts, and Randy Carlyle wasn't shy about informing the media -John Scott and Travis Moen retire. -Several key injuries including Darnell Nurse and Alex Galchenyuk -Taylor Hall's hit on Philip Larsen -Steve Larmer debate -Coach Wizzo strikes again -Toews and Crawford out of the lineup, and possibly Seabrook -Games vs the Sharks, Ducks, Kings, Panthers, Devils, Flyers, Winnipeg, and Coyotes -Mail sack questions -And of course, as always,

In this 70th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Dennis Rasmussen episode) Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek, Bryan and Patrick Norton follow up the election and Vegas Golden Knights embarrassment with a craptacular fail of their own. The panel discuss the following: -#Fatrick's connection is poop. -Trump winning the election is still utterly hilarious. -David Backes scores the first goal in his first game against the Bluesers. -The Hall of Fame inducts this year's class. -The Las Vegas team unveils their logo and name right before recording -Bryan Bickell diagnosed with MS -Lots of NHL injuries -Brent Burns doesn't take a haircut on his new deal. -No more stupid circus trip. -Games vs the Blues, Capitals, Canadiens, Jets, Flames, Canucks and Oilers -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 69th (NICE) Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Andrew Desjardins episode) Gatekeeper, Pat, and Derek call a last minute audible, and roll on this historic election night, so that they can officially make Blackhawks podcasts great again along with the new commander in chief. The panel discuss the following: -Pat and Gate are thoroughly entertained by and find great humor in Trump winning the election. THOROUGHLY. -Others...not so much -Gate's trip to Dallas, sans the other losers -Blackhawks are in first place in the division and on a winning streak -Gate is stoked that Goldberg is back for one more WWE match -The Vegas franchise announces a reveal date for the logo and team name -Some league signings, and suspensions -Alex DeBrincat signs his ELC -Games vs the Devils, Kings, Flames, Avs and Stars -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 68th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Jaromir Jagr, not the traveling Jagrs, episode) Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek, and Bryan go hostful because no one wants to record a stupid podcast about hockey when they could be watching baseball (gag). Well, one of these clowns feel that way. We'll let you all deduce which one. The panel discuss the following: -The #VoteGatekeeper Brian's goalie pad G-Netik Pro 3 Campaign -We have a knack for recording during some apparent baseball games -Two veteran NHL players reach big milestones. -R.I.P. General Fanager -Unexpectedly, the Canucks, Canadiens, and Oilers are off to fast start. -Auston Matthews starts his career off strongly. -Connor McDavid starts his season off quickly too -A very Canadian Thumbelina reference -Glass goalies, Quick and M.Smith hurt again. -The bizarre Wojtek Wolski incident in Russia. -Blackhawks sit at 3-3-1. -#DickFuckingPanik -Blackhawks PK might be the worst in history, at this point. -Rookies contributing some, but clearly not enough. -Severa

In this 67th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Tanner Kero episode) Gatekeeper, Pat, and Derek are joined by Greg Boysen from http://www.LetsGoHawk.net (among others) to talk about the upcoming 2016-17 Blackhawks season. The panel discuss the following: -Apparently there was a baseball game on, somewhere. -The joke that the department of player safety has reverted back into. -Barret Jackman retires -Injuries to Sidney Crosby and Jonathan Huberdeau -World Cup of Money finally ends -Hoopla over Connor McClavicle becoming captain in Edmonton. -Blackhawks signings, roster moves, opening night lineups -The preseason comes and goes -Dat Stan Bowman stinks, he couldn't get dat Nails guy. -Hjalmarsson suspension -6 Rookies make the opening night roster -Stop the #DickPanik and TvR hate! -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this special surprise 66(6).6 Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the remnants of the beast) Gatekeeper goes solo, and is joined by friend, fellow goaler and the Ben Bishop to Gate's Darren Pang, Big Chris aka Huskies on Youtube to talk about NHL 17. The gents discuss the following: -Follow Chris on Twitter, Youtube and Twitch.TV -NHL17 HUT, without Derek's insufferable HUT updates. -NHL17 General Manager / Season modes -Player ratings disaster -5000 Custom sliders -Online vs Offline play -General game setup and complaints -Too much focus on the bullshit fluff

In this 66th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the episode of the beast) Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek and Bryan are joined by John Jaeckel from Hockeybuzz.com. The gents discuss the following: -Blackhawks start training camp...well, some of them do -Hawks rookies take last in the Traverse City, Mathew Wuest tournament -Blackhawks sign undrafted FA Alexandre Fortin -Lots of early Artemi Panarin contract talk -The NHL announced the centennial celebration schedule -Some notable player info including Valeri Nichushkin, Brad Marchand, Alex Steen, and Jacob Trouba -The World Cup of Money rambles on with an unexpected finalist -Phil Kessel fires shots at the US -Torts talk -Cannon fodder -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 65th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Andrew Shaw Episode) Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek and Bryan are joined by the contest winner Patrick Norton The gents discuss the following: -Will it be one or two Hostile members at the Madhouse Podcast meet up? -Fantasy draft of "5 best road trip snack foods" -The World Cup of Money begins -The injury bug hitting the World Cup -Kris Versteeg is back and going to Edmonton -Zemgus Girgensons, and Jonathan Huberdeau sign -A new branch of the Hawks Store opens -Blackhawks release roster for training camp -Gate isn't the only one crossing lines in this one -And of course, as always, an abundance of extremely inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste

In this 64th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast (the Nail Yakupov episode) Gatekeeper, and Pat are short one loud, mouth breathing Hoosier, and one Canadian, after an embarrassed AtomicFroster licks his wounds following Canada's less than stellar showing in the Olympics. The gents discuss the following: -Gate's diet. -Peeing on the playground. -Endless Colin Kaepernick references. -A contest winner is announced. -Las Vegas team name ideas are stupid. -Patrick Roy just quits, and the clowns applaud. -Radim Vrbata, James Wisniewski, Antoine Vermette, Sean Monahan, Cody Cici, Brandon Pirri, and shitbag Raffi Torres all nail down their near futures. -Hawks lose out on Jimmy Vesey and Jiri Hudler, as well. -Listener questions. -More ragging on The Hockey Press. -And of course, as always, an abundance of inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste.

In this 63rd Puckin Hostile Shoutcast, the David Bolland episode, the Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek, and Bryan are all back together for yet another barren mid summer episode, with nothing special happening, as far as news. The group discuss the following: -We seem to have exorcised Darth Hoosier. -New pronunciation of Wouter Peeters. -28th anniversary of the Gretzky trade. -We announce new contest called #JoinThePuckinStooges -Auston Matthews, Chris Kreider, Kevin Hayes, Vladislav Namestnikov, Danny DeKeyser, Luke and Brayden Schenn, Mike Hoffman, Petr Mrazek, Calle Jarnkrok, Matt Dumba, Tyson Barrie, and Sam Gagner all sign. -Antoine Vermette is bought out queuing up the meatballs. -The Icehogs sign a few players to provide depth. -The Blackhawks waiting game -Some Hawks line contemplation. -#MrsSlurpee -Listener questions. -More ragging on The Hockey Press. -And of course, as always, an abundance of inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste.

In this 62nd Puckin Hostile Shoutcast, the Carl Hagelin episode, the Gatekeeper, Pat, Derek, and Bryan are finally all back together for a mid summer episode, with slim pickins for news. The group discuss the following: -Gate has interactions with Davis Backes look-a-like and crime reporter Billy Jensen (https://twitter.com/Billyjensen), as well as the EA Sports NHL account. -Toronto and Anaheim finalize their deal to swap goalies. -The NY Rangers and Ottawa Senators swap players. -Short list of players sign deals, including: Kyle Palmieri, Mathieu Perreault, Mark Scheifele, Nathan MacKinnon, Jacob Markstrom, Phillip Danault, Matthew Tkachuk, Victor Rask, Shane Doan, Jamie Benn, and Alex Killorn. -And of course, as always, an abundance of inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste. -Blackhawks hire Derek King as Rockford assistant coach -Prospect camp notes -Kyle Cumiskey and Viktor Tikhonov head back over seas. -Some listener questions. -We reach the #HarmsHole. -More ragging on The Hockey

In this 61st Puckin Hostile Shoutcast, the Sylvain Turgeon episode, the Gatekeeper, Pat, and Derek are joined by James Neveau of NBC Chicago and Cohost of the Madhouse Chicago Hockey Podcast. The group discuss the following: -The PK Subban / Shea Weber Trade -The Taylor Hall / Adam Larsson trade -Steven Stamkos ruins Free Agent frenzy -Free Agency goes on anyway -Derek informs us about compliance buyouts several times. -Wouldn't be a summer without a Rozsival and Mashinter type signing -Blackhawks bring back an old familiar face, in Brian Campbell -Blackhawks say goodbye to a familiar and often hated face in David Rundblad -Blackhawks sign Jordin Tootoo -Blackhawks and Icehogs make several low level signings -Rumors and speculation -And of course, as always, an abundance of inappropriate references and jokes in incredibly bad taste.

In this 60th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast, the Stephen Johns episode (picked 60th overall), the band all back together. The group discuss the following: -Gate crosses over and invades the Madhouse Podcast get together. -NHL 17 features announced -This year's Hall of Fame inductees announced, which incites a debate. -Ray Bourque's fails the sobriety test. -HNIC fires just about everyone. -The buyout period opens with a few names. -Couple of trades and re-signings. -The NHL draft comes and goes with very few moves made. -Cap number is set at $73 Million. -The rest of the team weighs in on Bickell and Teravainen trade -Andrew Shaw's rights are sent to Montreal, and they sign him to a stupid deal which a dopey beat writer just seems to love. -Hawks sign Nick Schmaltz, finally, and he will disappoint you all. -Patrick Kane wins all the awards -Artemi Panarin wins the Calder -The triumphant return of "The Hockey Press idiotic hot takes with Derek" -A special guest coming next week for the Free Agency Swap-o-Rama -An

In this special surprise Puckin Hostile Trade Companion episode, Fatrick and Gatekeeper (aka FatKeeper) go old school, to discuss the trade on everybody's mind. Team Miserable discusses the following: -The Bickell/Teravainen trade to Carolina -Perception vs Reality of Shaw and Teravainen -Lingering cap woes -The Meatball Hero, and how much can the Blackhawks really pay him -Saad vs Panarin

In this 59th Puckin Hostile Shoutcast, the Rob Klinkhammer episode, the team is once again joined by our, now slightly less, favorite St. Louis native, Bill Beck (http://twitter.com/Sporils7) just a couple of days shy of Puckin Hostile's 6th anniversary. This time around, Mr. Froster has the evening off, while Derek rejoins the cast, following the consummation of his marriage, scaring a nice young woman for the rest of her life. The group discuss the following: -The unfortunate tragedies in Orlando. -Mr. Hockey, Gordie Howe passes away. -We have a new cup champion in Pittsburgh, and Phil Kessel was robbed all around. -Calder Cup champs have been decided. -Coaching conundrums in St. Louis and Anaheim. -Some early crazy signings, and stupid trades. -Vegas expansion talk. -New Florida logo and uniforms to the way of the footie kit. -Carolina is in trouble. -The trading of Teuvo Teravainen, wait, he's still a Blackhawk? -Hopefully the Brian Campbell saga has died. -NHL Buyout period opens. -The new GusBus. -A n