Arsenal - Our Lot In Block 5 Podcast

This week there is no football. Internationals don't count... okay. We discuss champagne, Mo Salah's brother's wedding and get an update on who should stay and who should go. The bet is a live event this week and because it's already happened I can tell you - it didn't win any money. Our Jukebox challenge is in honour of our Scottish players over the years as we celebrate Kieran Tierney making it to the Euros.Support the show (http://gunners.com)

This week we discuss the £14.95 fiasco on Sunday night, and look back at better results - particularly at Man United. Stuart is angry! But John makes us happy again with a Quickfire John US of A special. We also talk Zelalem in a quiz that's got the boys counting as fast as a vote counter in the US election. YEE HAW!Support the show (http://gunners.com)

First of all - apologies that due to a headphones mic mishap Matt sounds rather loud and distorted on this episode - Secondly we don't talk about the game on Sunday (much) in protest of pay-per-view. We do a Quickfire John on what else you could spend your £15, We go on a half term Stute-machine time machine as we go 'Back to the Future' and we have a pay-per-view quiz to leave you wondering why John doesn't start a podcast on boxing/wrestling.Oh... and John proves that he helped to win Euro 2004 for Greece. Support the show (http://gunners.com)

We turn all Coleen Rooney on a rival podcast and see if we can place jokes for them to copy on next week’s pod. We also talk about cheaters, with Man City and their financial fair play being worse cheating than a race against Ben Johnson on Shadow from Gladiator’s back – we have cheats, red cards and all the fun of the funniest podcast for Arsenal fans. Enjoy!Support the show (http://gunners.com)

Our Deadline Day special was recorded just minutes before Thomas Partey joined us but we were in great spirits with a quickfire John deadline day special, a Tipping Point Stute Machine and a quiz about who joined us on Deadline Day. Enjoy! And Happy 80th Birthday to Stuart's Dad!Support the show (http://gunners.com)

We start our Scouse special that Paul McCartney looks like John Rueben... well he once was told by two different people that he was the spitting image of him. All the usual fun after the defeat to LiverpoolSupport the show (http://gunners.com)

What other podcast would a man be making hard boiled eggs during the live recording? Yes John has done it. And that is before we do all the usual features, talk through West Ham, and the upcoming games between us and Leicester and Liverpool. There is all your favourite features including a special 'West Hamily Fortunes'. Come on you Gunners.Support the show (http://gunners.com)

We are top of the league say we are top the league! New season, new features include 'mates rates' as we attempt to rate every player which is difficult when the last part of DES is coming on at nine and you all want to watch it. And Jose Moron-io joins us who seems to have a Welsh accent in another one of Matt's ill conceived characters. Then we are back to a Brazilian Quick Fire John - to find out his opinions on thongs. Stute-machine and a special Willan Quiz tops it off - it's great to be back!Support the show (http://gunners.com)

John loves Eddie Howe as a woman - sad he lost his job at Bournemouth. Okay so the season curtain raiser has already happened - and we beat the bin dippers in that aswell - yay! But here is our season review. Late, but perfectly formed - we catch up with the boys after the world was plunged into a pandemic and we find a shocked and stunned bunch who have watched Arsenal dismantle City, Liverpool and Chelsea. Happy new season everyone! Hopefully we will all be back at the Emirates soon.Support the show (http://gunners.com)

Before we locked down, we recorded this podcast unaware that during it, Mikel Arteta was diagnosed with Coronavirus and no football would take place. However, it is one of the funniest episodes ever. We hear an argument which Matt loses spectacularly, the time John won a fancy dress competition dressed as a woman, and talk about the game with West Ham...? Do you remember that game? Did we win? I think we did. Stay home and stay safe and we hope this gives you some fun and laughter in this difficult time. See you all soon!Support the show (http://gunners.com)

We're back for fun and games with the block 5 boys. The weather may be wet but the sun is shining in our hearts as we catch up on the new manager and how we feel about the rest of the season. There's a salty sea-dog quickfire Stu (yes Stu!) And a bad weather (and bad singing quiz). So get your brolly out and come singin' in the rain with us.Support the show (http://gunners.com)

With Palace in town there was a place for the King this week. We talk VAR and Xhaka but don't let that put you off as we have a Royal Quickfire John and a one hit wonder special in the jukebox challenge! This was recorded before the Liverpool game but look out for updates on the progress of Oxford United... from John.Support the show (http://gunners.com)

Yes! Imagine Timmy Mallet on the espalande whacking children over the head with a mallet. The only podcast to have a summer special in October. We are back during the international break to discuss the seaside side Bournemouth and sunny Standard Liege. Wayne and Nigel give us their new 'woke' series to rival MOTDX and we have a seaside special quiz. Support the show (http://gunners.com)

On a historic night in the Champions League where former Arsenal youngster Serge Gnabry gnabbed four of the seven goals that Spurs shipped at home - we discuss the dreary affair in Manchester that we were part of and Matt Sings Madchester tunes for the quiz. Can it get better than that? Support the show (http://gunners.com)

We focus on all things Birmingham this week with a trip up the Cabury's canal for John and a music quiz that keeps getting interrupted by John's commentary of the Spurs penalties (like a Morecambe and Wise song). We have a special Brum Stu-t machine and find out what Lewis Hamilton's visor and John's laptop screen have in common.Support the show (http://gunners.com)

Watford draw this week sent us all a bit loopy - in my Watford Gap quiz we discover that I could have been on X-factor with my sweet soulful voice - the boys don't agree. John has eaten 8 chupa chup lollies (the sour kind) and has issues with his mouth. He also insisted on having six sausages at a Watford Gap pick and mix breakfast which caused a tailback on the M1Support the show (http://gunners.com)

Matt explains his pants issues at the North London Derby in our back to school special. We try again with the Stu-t Machine and Quickfire John is school based too. Download the gunners app at gunners.com and contact us at @ourlotpod or join our facebook group Arsenal - Our Lot in Block 5 Podcast.Support the show

The Godfather is back and calling corruption on the new VAR system! Yes John is back and has the controversial view on the new video referees that involve their refusal to give penalties when their accumulator bets are at risk. We discuss the Anfied crap, and have a quiz about the 26th May 1989. There is more Stu-t machine, Matt's funny story and a quickfire John summertime special. Join us every week for Arsenal pub chat and download the gunners app - go to gunners.com - and join us on twitter @ourlotpodSupport the show (http://gunners.com)

We are back! John is on the injury list this week after Norwich caused him to go weak at the knees but we celebrate 2 wins out of 2 with a new boy quiz, there's Stu-t Machine and could Stuart be turning his back on the Minogues as Danny Cebellos impressed our lot this week.  Contact us @ourlotpod and visit www.gunners.com for all your arsenal content!Support the show (http://gunners.com)

In a frankly confusing podcast we discuss the Wolves game and delve into the murky waters of the UEFA Nations League and what England winning means. In our quiz Stuart and John Break the Internet and Steam punk gets too much air time (hence the wild wild west reference).Support the show (http://gunners.com)