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[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2587] Ruphio Pheonix is a gourmet chef, master gamer, and samurai warrior... and I owe him an apology. Not only because I wronged him and broke our alliance for years, but also because now I see he could kick my ass. Ruphio is starting a new chapter as a cooking youtuber and martial arts instructor. We check out all the types he's been over the past 9 months. PLUS: Lenny accidentally kills KingCobraJFS, Destiny's son Nathaniel gets kicked off Twitter, Destiny is a groomer, and more! VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/RVK4s-rLRlU Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2585    It's been a good run! Almost 16 years of PODAWFUL later, and I'm finally doing what everyone in the comments has been saying for years. I've gotta get a real job. I'm applying for a real position for the first time in a decade, and thanks to a Flesh Simulator video, I now know about Jobs.Now! It's a great website that lets you not only score one of those hard-to-get, "Americans don't wanna work," high-salary tech jobs, but it also let's you send an H1-B packing back to India. Win-Win! We spread a little misinformation on the H1-B subreddit to get our foot in the door, use Grok to write up our bona fides from the University of Mumbai, and keep a truck driving gig as a safety net. Let's do a big U-Turn into our new career! PLUS: Ruphio Pheonix gives me the tips on what it takes to be a successful content creator, Josh Moon loves Podawful, and we expand the list of slurs for AI. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where we cover DESTINY'S SON NATHANIEL becoming a Groyper and now

    https://podawful.com/posts/2584    PODAWFUL did it again! I'm VIRAL, and you won't believe the guest I managed to interview. Jim Acosta's recent interview with AI ghosts proves more and more that THE DARK FUTURE is here to stay. Congrats! You can never DIE! You will forever be tortured in the unending mirrored hallways of madness that is the court of public opinion, as your corpse is puppeteered by computer engineers forever. Speaking of which, Mutahar has been EXPOSED. I think i found out what's going on with him, and it doesn't smell right.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/JVrL8wo5UyY    Buy A Shirt: http://awful.tech    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2582 With special guest, Flesh Simulator. The AI has gone off the guardrails, and Will Stancil's Wussy is now on the menu. Kinochet managed to shut down Grok for an entire day and make the Twitter CEO resign. Now Stancil is threatening to sue. Xwaffen is activated, and it knows your sleep patterns. Erm, Grok, is this true? According to the news, yes. Flesh Simulator breaks down the history of Will Stancil gaslighting on Twitter, and the news laughs at his robotic Dark Future plight. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/FjeF_m8YmA4  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2580] Aaron Imholte goes absolute RED MODE™ in jail (he also got laid?). Wheelchair Johnny is not taking the news well. Destiny blocked his son on Twitter. Comedy Shaman is BACK for SEASON 2! But on two different accounts? Shamania has gotten so bad that Clay's multiple personalities have now somehow physically split in two. Which one is the better broadcaster? The one in the halfway house, or the one with a tube up his cornhole? Brought to you by LIQUID DEATH: GIVE YOUR THIRST AIDS. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/pmGnKGG3FoA  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2579    THREE MERSHES! Mersh prime has fallen under the Melton effect, and is now working with Patrick Melton, aka "Successful Mersh." We are now gonna pretend Mersh isn't a loser I guess! PLUS: British Mersh (aka Cog [who?]) has been called upon by God to destroy Ethan Ralph, and Aaron Imholte gets his very own mugshot shirt.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/tiKTK2I9x6E    Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2578] THEY DONE HOODOO'D ME! Josh Moon claimed I faked the Nick Rekieta bodycam footage using AI. Well, thanks to a tip, I now know the TRUTH about who the "anonymous source" was for the footage... and their elaborate troll on me! PLUS: Aaron Imholte is in hot water, the April Imholte shirt is still causing trouble, Reddit Atheists vs. 4chan Christians, Razorfist suing Kino Casino, Destiny's reaction to the interview with his son, and (somehow) Santa Cruz Joker's reaction to the interview with Destiny's son. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/YFS5_3AsERM  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2577 HAPPY DADDY'S DAY! There is no greater embarrassment to fathers online than Steven Bonnell, AKA Destiny. I mean, the guy named himself Destiny. As a father myself, I'm terrified about leaving behind a horrific digital footprint for my kids to find. Of course, mine won't have NEARLY as much video evidence of hot dog eating contests as Destiny, but either way, I decided to interview Nathaniel, Destiny's actual son, to see what it's like to grow up with such a dork for a dad. PLUS: A call with my dad (the dad of the show) ends with me finding out he's joined the Dabbleverse, the war to debate Misfit Patriot, Comedy Shaman's insane new video, r/Mersh has gone private, and updates on last year's Father Of The Year, Nick Rekieta via Ethan Van Sciver. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/jISZscyGDHk  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2576] What is this? Seriously, I can't figure out what I'm looking at. I know it's called "Sean Kelly" and I am aware it hosts a podcast, but is it like a puppet or CGI or something? A million subs really? He gets like 400 views... Oh, also, Misfit Patriot showed his butt after winning his court case. I don't mean metaphorically. But he did also get caught drunk driving. PLUS: Gabe Hoffman takes the world's smallest nosedive on Keanu's stream, and a secret recording of Misfit Patriot's trial ends with the court foreman dunking on him. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/y2a4Du49e1M  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2575 Misfit Patriot and Elijah Schaffer are now fighting over Spirit Airlines tickets. Neither one of them can manage to fake-it-till-you-make-it their way into First Class. It's okay though, it turns out Mitzvah Patriot was actually just a mastermind troll the whole time. PLUS: Miss Fist got a phone call from her dead mom, and is about to go to court for beating the elderly, and Jesse is now selling some Rekieta Family merch. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/Joa-OwoVj7Q  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[2.5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2573] Misfit Patriot, either DEBATE ME live on air about Israel/Palestine and about your Penis/Vaginastine, or meet me in a gravel pit of my choosing to square up. I am now the King of the WOKE RIGHT, after Piers Morgan publicly humiliated Miss Fist Patriot, I exposed her yearbook photos proving her transition (from female to grifter). Elijah Schaffer joins the Block Party after revealing he's gonna have some Glenn Greenwald-style "evidence" of his own drop soon. I reveal the Israeli money-man behind it all, who is lining Ms. Fit's wallet (both actual and prison). PLUS: Nick Rekieta is scared of Jesse, Misfit goes live with Ian Miles Ching Chang Cheong, who is doing his best Elon Musk impression, and Mr. Burgers fights AI again. VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/MBj3XPqrZ4A Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2572 WHOA BUDDY! Nick Rekieta's infamous bodycam footage has been blocked from release by the courts, and now Nick is showing off his own questionable photos of his home to try and prove he does not live in balldo-infested squalor. Meanwhile, Ethan Van Sciver, Nick's former noseguard, has discovered the Nick vs Keanu Thompson fight, and has switched sides! Some brave, anonymous source has contacted Jesse with screenshots from the actual bodycam footage, and we reveal them on the show and compare them to Nick's fake pics. PLUS: Keanu calls into the show to reveal more, and the show wraps up with Nick going live on the BYB Podcast and threatening to SUE over the leaked bodycam! VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/rJP8GhBiez0  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

  [3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2571]   Keanu Thompson has DEVOURED the Dabbleverse. The fallout from our episode about Nick Rekieta vs Keanu has been insane. Nick is now watching PODAWFUL in the shower. Citizen M is getting bashed on the clip channels. Keanu is trying to hook me up with her mom (and its working!) ...wait a second, is PODAWFUL in the Dabbleverse now? You know its OVER when I show up. I am the herald of your destruction. PLUS: Tom Gulley (the creator of the Dabbleverse) quits broadcasting, Comedy Shaman calls in with the world's worst prank call, Karl from WATP on Alex Stein's show, the Pizza Fund is getting rebuilt, and Jesse is gonna be cute now.   VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/9F58kznLcKU   Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop   PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

  https://podawful.com/posts/2569    CRACK THAT WHIP! Nick Rekieta, an alleged actual lawyer, somehow lost a public argument to a girl. The Dabbleverse is now in shambles as their coolest, smartest guy unspools over the mere presence of a comatose Keanu Thompson. RANDOM DRUG TEST TIME: Can I check your fridge real quick? PLUS: Misfit Patriot needs help from Elon Musk, and Jordan Peterson is stuck inside Schrödinger's Bible.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/su-d_89574k    Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2568 Clay Combs is gay holmes VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/pfLg8CzB9GM Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2566 The Misfit Patriot is another fake conservative grifter who is speed running becoming a lolcow. Doxxing himself, losing fights, getting caught on Grindr... but there's one thing I need to know. Is this dude a Female-To-Male troon? Let's transvestigate. Miss Fist got invited onto Elijah Schaffer's fake new show as a joke, forced to face the guy who beat him up in a gravel field, Bryson Gray. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where Ethan Ralph fights with an AI superchat and Mersh fights with his wallet, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2567 VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/so0Zzwb2PFc Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[3+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2565]   HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERSH AND COMEDY SHAMAN! Mersh spent his 42nd birthday getting trolled, Shaman spent his 30th birthday thinking about how to destroy Podawful. PLUS: Nick Rekieta reveals he got non-consensualed by Aaron Imholte, and Mr. Burgers gets mad about Kanye's new song.   VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/TpiaMlFZH0o    Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop    PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2564  ANOTHER WIN FOR THE LOAD! Hackamania, celebration of all things Dabbleverse (so, just Steel Toe Morning Show) was held in Vegas this past weekend, and hosted by Nobody Likes Onions. Nick Rekieta left his wife and children behind to enthrall audiences with his tales of being a cuck with Aaron Imholte, and Dick Masterson, Vito, and Mersh lap it all up like good little Toe-heads. But Patrick Melton was BUSTING out the big guns for this one, edging the audience with a titillating surprise finish, the climax of the event that would ensure nobody's money was shot. PLUS: The problem with "Cumguys," Microchimerism and your BPD ex-girlfriend, Maddox is becoming a father, Aaron's intimate photos, and I believe ALL women (always). VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/pDa5D2gW-wI  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop  PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

[5+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2563] Ethan Klein vs Hasan Piker, Israel Vs Palestine, India vs Pakistan, Kanye West vs The Earth... everyone is picking sides. You have to choose a side! QUICK! Or else you're gonna look stupid on the internet. Put the right flag emoji next to your name or they are gonna send you back to Auschwitz, Dave Portnoy style. You're entering a Dark Future, one where the Golden Globes gives awards to podcasts, and they regenerate you with AI so you can forgive the guy who murdered you from beyond the grave. PLUS: Tom Gulley vs Jesse on the Civil War, Win By 2 Radio vs Originality (spoiler, originality loses), and a brand new Goon. VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/live/N3jC1UGoIaA Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop/ PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S

https://podawful.com/posts/2560  A Mershmorial. Mersh's only dedicated Youtube clipper and doppelgänger, _Mersh, has died. Somehow he is still trolling Mersh from beyond the grave, causing Nightwave Radio to become a funeral service for his hate channel. We remember his legacy, and laugh at Mersh in his honor. PLUS: Comedy Shaman gets some pussycat, and Royce and Mersh have another appearance on Elijah Schaffer's show Slightly Offensive. Get the POD AWFTER SHOW where cover more of the ROTC x Slightly Offensive crossover, and make a prank call to MyPillow, only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2561  VIDEO: https://youtube.com/live/j1zeEyAp9C0  Buy A Shirt: http://podawful.shop  PODAWFUL is an anti-podcast hosted by Jesse P-S