Poddy Break With Tim Hawkins

Join the crew as Luke mans the producer's chair with TIm out and about this week. They discuss being in control, a quick tribute to the queen, and then answer questions from the audience, with a few rabbit trails of wisdom along the way. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In good ole' southern "Lake Voice," Tim and the kids tackle important topics like mouth size, ApplePay, ADHD and gospel music. We find out "what are you lovin?" as well as a long list of band names never realized...its a real hootenanny of a show so take you a listen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The crew discusses "Shamilton", along with what makes for a good song parody. Excessive childhood punishments are recalled, along with a lengthy inspiring conversation on the value of confidence. And finally, Eli calls to get the Netflix password. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson and TIm share their day with the help of flute accompaniment. The crew discusses Tim's V.I.P behaviors at his shows, Liv and Luke's KORN concert and which virtual world would you like to live in. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join us in this musically inspired "TAKE 2" of this week's podcast, where we share most hated songs, as well as the world musical premieres for "Variations on a Strogranoff". The crew discusses pillow techniques, Tim shares his playlist of the worst songs for lovemaking, "late-night Heather" arrives, and it all culminates in Livi's country music tribute to pillows. A musical extravaganza! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks Golf, Running and Hot Dogs, 2-year COVID reflections, Botox, History and Geography Lessons, and The Cringey Debate... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks guilty pleasure songs, whole lotta political musings, and questions to get to know one another, highlighted by our most embarrassing moments. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang welcomes you to a "late nigh editor" of The Tim Hawkins podcast and talks Tim's musical stylings, finding your sweet spot, Costco Live, and Lizard the Lizard Queen! Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jackson pulls up and joins the crew! The gang talks upping your snack game, best and least favorite person to travel partners, more musical analysis (including the best of infomercials!), and the podcast takes some calls from faithful listeners... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks Bullies, The Bachelor, Worship Music Rant, Teeth, Hallmark Movies, complete with fake crying auditions from Tim and Liv. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks Locker Room Etiquette, An interesting "ministry mansion", Tim and Heather's Anniversary Recap, "The Costco Couple", Politics and Wealth, Livy's Loving Texts Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Spencer co-hosts the show to talk babies, Hawkins family comedy traits, analyzing Tim's comedic approach, homeschooling, crazy tour riders, and there's even a special cameo appearance from Nicholas Cage! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Abide: Get started now with 25% off a premium subscription by downloading the Abide app at Abide.co/tim. You’ll get additional stories and meditations, premium music, soothing sounds, and more. Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang welcomes a very special guest on a very special birthday, talk the fun process of selling the house, fancy names for fancy families, and more! Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang has Spencer call in to the show with some things to say, Answers some email questions, Celebrity etiquette, Jackson ranting, A blind pepsi/coke taste test, Charlie and the chocolate factory…alternate storyline… Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang explores "Holy-ween"--the church versions of Halloween, why great men don't have lots of friends, favorite cartoons growing up, people who say AMEN at the wrong time at church, annoying conversational tics, picking your fingernails, and keeping active as you age... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang talks about “a new special musical instrument”, stories in air travel, take several Q&A from the audience, and they talk about musical soundtracks and Olivia shares a long lost "Hamilton" song that never quite made the cut... Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang tries to paint a picture of the typical Hodunk listener and discusses discount cremation practices. Heather opens up about her family’s fancy (and no-longer secret) Italian hotel. Tim learns to speak German, for dogs. Livy makes her father an offer he simply can’t refuse. Luke unveils his plan to make millions with little more than a box fan. And, crappaw returns to either show support or take his vengeance! You never can tell with him. Big Thanks To Our Sponsors! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang goes news panel and reports on their respective areas of expertise. Livy keeps Luke’s ego in check and questions reality (television). Tim is made to feel inferior by every single person on the internet. Luke tries to fix Netflix and strives to be the best that no one ever was. Heather scratches her 20 year itch...gently! Thank you to our sponsors this week: Faithful Counseling: Go to https://faithfulcounseling.com/timhawkins for 10% off of your first month of counseling! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tim gives the gang an anthropological lesson on why females converse more than their male counterparts. Livy comes down with a horrible case of carrot chest (it’s serious). Heather tells the story of the nine hawks. The gang goes down memory lane with the long history of Hawkins Houses and their eclectic basements.  Luke does his best to grow facial hair among his lumberjack brothers.  Big thanks to our sponsors for this episode! ExpressVPN: Visit expressVPN.com/HAWKINS to get 3 extra months free! Indeed: Go to indeed.com/HAWKINS to claim your $75 job credit before April 30th! Athletic Greens: Get a free 1 year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs with your first purchase! Visit athleticgreens.com/HAWKINS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The gang gets real about a certain country music mega-star and debates her true identity. Luke explains ‘ghosting’ to Tim by declining to answer his question and walking off the podcast. Heather recounts a true western stand-off witnessed at her local Walmart. Tim critiques international music and sings with an unparalleled European flare and grace. Livy enters the draft and is already reporting boredom on the front. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices