Guys We F****d

Fresh off the heat of their Reddit thread, the girls of Sorry About Last Night are back for another week of broadcasting from a basement! Corinne's pussy is in pain, Krystyna's broke, but, hey, at least they have the love and support of everyone on the Internet (LOLz y'all)! After advising a hot babe on how to deal with being dumped by her publicly known boo, the gals sit down with EMILY & ARSHAN, their real-life friends who are in a real-life open relationship...that's working! As the first-ever couple on the show, Corinne and Krystyna shoot out the questions pretty much all of us have about open relationships like DO YOU USE CONDOMS? IS THERE JEALOUSY? WHAT IF YOU GET A CRUSH? Enjoy this surprisingly zen episode of GUYS WE FUCKED featuring people who love to fuck so much...they based their lifestyle around it! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube

Sure Corinne can't recall exactly what happened at her birthday party, but rumor is she had a damn good time! Meanwhile, Krystyna went back to Pennsylvania and finally mustered up the courage to tell her mom about the podcast. This week, the ladies of Sorry About Last Night welcome dominatrix and NYC-based performer extraordinaire, LADY ZOMBIE and writer/comedian JAY NOG. The 4-some go into depth about the underworld of BDSM (Bondage Discipline Sadism Masochism) including dungeons, stinky feet foot fetish fantasies and what happens when you force your head into a lady's crotch. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Hanging Out v. Dating, Bi-sexual Men v. Fully Homosexual Men, A Fun Amount of Sex v. Too Much Fucking Sex E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastn

Even after the success of her best friend's wedding, Corinne still thinks the idea of getting married is insane while Krystyna's period is making her (and everyone around her) go insane. This week, after the girls answer #fucker letters from a strong black woman who doesn't understand what white guys are more intimidated by -- the strong or the black -- and a self-proclaimed 'fat slut', they sit down with comic and ordained minister, MARIBETH MOONEY. MARIBETH is a 50+ cougar who officiates weddings, but has never had or wanted one of her own and her stories of fucking the tax man, finding out her boyfriend was gay during a threesome and starting off life as a suffocated chubby Catholic girl leave Corinne & Krystyna begging for more. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Derek Jeter's one-night stand gift baskets, school administration comparing girls in leggings to prostitutes and finding out what the fuck a Today Sponge is. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne

This week, the podcast which has been the platform for many the break-up talk, goes through a break-up of its own. Good thing for the girls of Sorry About Last Night, no Ben & Jerry's is required for this one. What they DO need to know, however, is how the fuck do you shave something as seemingly delicate as a penis shaft? Corinne and Krystyna welcome guest JAMES MATTERN, comedian and therapist-in-training, to talk being raised by your grandparents, pubic topiaries, and wanting what's good for you. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: What to do when some of your friends have previously fucked your dude, how podcasts make pussy pain go away & whether or not relationships are actually healthy. THIS SPECIAL EPISODE IS PART OF THE HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL. HOBOKEN COMEDY FESTIVAL - SHOW INFO & TICKETS: http://www.hobokencomedyfestival.org DONATE TO THE LIBERTY HUMANE SOCIETY: https://interland3.donorperfect.net/weblink/weblink.aspx?name=libertyhs&id=7 E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the

Is a private meeting with a web cam girl cheating? Is asking a girlfriend who's been raped to fulfill your rape fantasy bad form? Why are guys so against 2 guy/1 girl threesomes? This and other daunting questions are thrown into the ring on this new episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast! This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's friend, VERONICA, who, after becoming a bit of a fan girl of the podcast (and after a couple glasses of saki) has decided to divulge all her sexy secrets on air. An episode that was supposed to investigate Veronica's history as a longtime gold digger takes more turns than a dreidel and has been deemed by the GWF audio engineer, Andy, as the best episode yet! Guys, it's football season, so you need this podcast now more than ever. Now, let's make it rain... E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram

It's 9/12, guys, and NO ONE GIVES A FUUUUUUCK! This week, the chix of Sorry About Last Night welcome week's end already hungover. Like, viciously hungover. Real talk, even Corinne's vagina is hungover (meanwhile, Krystyna's got sleep-fingered). Like any dude with skills, the comedy duo EASE into this episode with chat of cheating exes, pube upkeep, Ray Rice & Janay Palmer (obvs) and kindly map out on the body where it's appropriate to cum. Their glorious guest today is a first in GWF history, a diamond in the rough, a man in an ocean of boys, a trailblazer, a 4-leaf clover, a Burger King onion ring in the fry box, a U2 album you didn't even know you had -- it's TODD, the ONLY GUY both Corinne AND Krystyna have 'hung out with'! While C&K ain't officially Eskimo Sisters (yet), they've both seen the same penis up close and personal and we think that's pretty frickin impressive! The threesome (*YOU WISH*) talk about meeting on the Internets, internships, excusing yourself from James Gandolfini's table to

After preparing to have a lighthearted discussion about sex crimes to open the show, instead the heavyhearted Corinne & Krystyna mourn the death of arguably the hardest working person in comedy. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian, puppeteer, and all-around nice guy SHANE S. (yes, it's a different Shane, not the drunk one) to talk about what he thought sex was as a young lad, the ins and outs of a birds & bees talk from his famous dad, and how to react when you get a text kinda sorta accusing you of rape. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Still thinking your wife is hot after 39 years, defining someone else's feminism, manipulation and how it's totes ok to be semi-obsessed with your body (like, 'cause you think you fine). E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Shane @shaneisnotabird Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.co

On this week's episode of the anti slut-shaming podcast, Corinne divulges her secret Saturday morning ritual and her feelings on Beyoncé's feministy VMA performance while Krystyna gushes of her young girl yearning to date an older man. This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome their comic, good friend, and road gig buddy RYAN REISS to talk about feelings, being fat and getting your fucking heart broken. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: smart girls v. hot girls, the nastiest sex acts as described in the Urban Dictionary and pepper (yes, the freshly ground kind). PLUS, Corinne tells Ryan a secret. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Ryan @RyanReiss Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Check out all of the Stand Up NY Labs podcasts at st

Fresh (or less-than-fresh, really) off the red eye in from LA, Corinne & Krystyna are sad to be back, but happy to be alive after an action-packed trip that included, spills, thrills...and Steve Urkel (WTF!?!). This week, the now bronzed babes of Sorry About Last Night interview fellow comic and man-in-the-midst-of-a-6 1/2-year-relationship-that's-really-a-15-year-relationship, MIKE CANNON! While Corinne seems truly perplexed about what Krystyna and Mike both do to keep their respective current relationships in tact, C and K can agree on one thing: they wouldn't mind getting their pussies shot with Mike's Cannon (amIright?!?!). The three comics talk teen years, public BJs, therapy, fighting, mind games, anal, how important it is to see more than just one dick in your lifetime and homosexual tendencies in straight dudes. LISTEN, LEARN...LA... See Mike Cannon headline at Caroline's on Broadway September 9th @ 7:30PM INFO HERE: http://www.carolines.com/comedian/mike-cannon/ Tweet Mike @iammikecannon Visit

After Krystyna and Corinne decide they simply must address the elephant (dressed as a genie, dressed as an extraterrestrial, dressed as a nanny, dressed as Rainbow Randolph, dressed as a children's doctor, dressed as a photo technician, dressed as a big little kid...) in the room and Krystyna emotionally explains how depression has played an unfortunately large role in her life, the girls of Sorry About Last Night regroup to talk about, well, er, fuckin'. While heterosexual 'sex' is usually understood as an act with penis/vagina touching, sometimes one can drink too many whiskey sours and mouth/vagina touching just seems cozier. This week, for a nice change of pace, the girls sit down with ISAAC, a fancy producer whose face Corinne has sat on (too much?). The three talk about the power of the puss (it can get a pack of Starbursts delivered to your apartment at 11PM on a Friday night), the number of women the man you think adores you is actually courting and how Corinne is basically insufferable. Chris Getha

Guys, you're not going to believe this, but Krystyna and her boyfriend had yet another orgasmic sex sesh! Meanwhile, Corinne got it on hardcore...with her hand (womp womp)...BUT...was so inspired that she thought up the perfect future GWF guest! Listener E-mails were flooding in this week, so the girls of Sorry About Last Night help out by answering questions about not feeling sexual enough and being totes obsessed with your ex(es), they learn a little bit more about getting kicked in the balls from a guy who has them and likes that and finally they rang some mouth alarms when one fan's 'romantic' situation starts sounding more like a horror film. Their guest this week is TRISTAN (formerly Tatiana), Corinne's transgender co-worker who sheds some much-needed light on what it's like to be among the X-Men of sexual orientations. OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Big clit v. little penis, coming out twice, first orgasms and feeling like you're in the wrong fucking body. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com GUEST

After Corinne explains her boyfriend hunger games to Krystyna and they dissect the confusion that is a bridal shower like the city-dwelling, semi-tomboys they are, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome their first-ever lesbian guest, ANNI! During what ironically might be the most sexually tense episode to date, the vag-tastic threesome talk, well, a lot about pussy (just how DO you eat it? Can they all squirt? Are they truly the snowflake of the human organ family??). And then Krystyna and Corinne rapid-fire a bunch of hack lesbian questions because, no offense transgendered people, but lesbians are the true mystery of the sexual orientation family. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Anni @AnniWeisband Instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight

Corinne's back from Montreal with a fresh serving of self-hate on her plate and even the sunshiney Krystyna can't convince her that she's doing great, but the mood at the table is still perky enough to discuss how to keep a fuck buddy and whether or not it's cool to dirty talk about exes in the sack. This week, the women of Sorry About Last Night welcome comedian Joe DeRosa who, to his credit, just straight up asked to be on the podcast (ask and ye shall receive -- a good rule in life AND sex, kids). Immediately sensing his difficult nature, the girls dive into his biggest heartbreaks, why calling your vagina anything but is pretty obnoxious and Joe's deep abandonment issues. The gang also tries to solve the mystery of where the fuck the fun has gone in comedy plus Corinne gives Joe some information about his reputation. Other topics include: Chelsea Handler, SNL, how much mom time is too much mom time and rape. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne

After Krystyna finally gets word on whether or not her boyfriend is cool with her masturbating to other dudes and Corinne, while innocently trying to get an iced coffee, is greeted with the Harlem Boys Choir of getting pussy, the women of Sorry About Last Night sit down with this week's guest, Danny. After spending a series of drunken, high Saturday nights last Summer acting as Corinne's fuck buddy, Danny has a few souvenirs to talk about including a pair of panties and his self-proclaimed best joke. Listen as the three kind-of friends talk porn, slut-shaming, fucking older guys and which of the girls he really wants to fuck. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Labs @standupnylabs Tweet Danny @DannyPalmerNYC Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Marriage Equalit

After spending the night dancing on tables (and attempting bathroom sex) in a straight-turned-gay bar to celebrate Alfie's (From GWF Episode: "Did He Know You Were 14?") birthday, Corinne & Krystyna drag their sore asses into the studio to give some advice on bedroom body image and the [married] girl that got away. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's co-worker, Corinne (nope, that's not a typo), a former teen mom, to give #fuckers the real deal on what it's like to be 17 and pregnant. They talk baby daddy drama, painful poops, gaping vaginas (or not), how to tell your mom you're pregnant and why sometimes who your crush fucked can make you lose your lady boner. It's pretty much just like that reality show on MTV, but, you know, real. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt 
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The boob sweat. The frozen margaritas. That daunting need to fuck. It's Summer, folks! While Krystyna is even happier than usual from a toe-tingling sexual experience pre-podcast, Corinne finds herself being inundated on the internets with mens who may have possibly probably kinda sorta definitely realized from the podcast that she's totally DTF. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night break GWF ground by inviting on Krystyna's current boyfriend, Stephen, and HIS ex-girlfriend, Lindsey for a decompression chat. This episode proves to be a day at the spa for Corinne and Krystyna as Lindsey and Stephen seem to have some unresolved issues to talk out and a long walk down memory lane to, well, walk. The ex-couple, current couple and Corinne talk vanilla sex, hearing your ex make whoopie, intern-boss relations, and, of course, that pesky porn star who Stephen used to date... HAPPY 4TH, #FUCKERS! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal

After surviving a weekend performing at Foxwoods Casino that included, but was not limited to, homeless youths from Montreal, pure alcohol vomit, and death, er, we mean HIKING trails, KRYSTYNA and CORINNE are back in the heart of New York City answering questions from #fuckers like "What makes me unfuckable?", "Is puking on someone's dick shameful?", and "Is it really how you wiggle your worm?" This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's former Summer lovah, comedy television show producer, DAVID. In 2009, after her roommate alerted her to his hottie status post improv show performance, Corinne let David YES AND... his way into her vagina by doing the unthinkable -- TAKING HER ON A DATE! Like a real date. With nice clothes and food on plates. While Krystyna points out that the 'Corinne' described in this fucking folklore seems like 'fun Corinne,' what did David, the whitest guy Corinne has ever dated, really think? Also, fuck camping. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com T

This week, KRYSTYNA "recovering from the trauma of finding out she will not be going on a free 10-day cruise" HUTCHINSON and CORINNE "still doesn't know how to properly insert a tampon" FISHER dive nose first into a pile full of #fucker problems from nude pics gone astray to fecal fucking to handling a queef like a champ. Their guest this week is LAST COMIC STANDING's YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS who was so determined to be on the podcast she offered to finger the girls of Sorry About Last Night just to prove she was committed to the cause. This trio of comedians, who also happen to be women, sit down to discuss the rumor that Black women don't give head, just how far they've gone to sexually please a partner and the multi functionality of furniture. Download on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/guys-we-f****d/id885960517?mt=2# SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT LIVE! Corinne and Krystyna will be performing at Comix at Foxwoods Casino in CT Friday, June 20th & Saturday, June 21st for two shows only. 10:30PM

In a refreshing change of events, this week Krystyna borrows the "Barfs MaGee" crown normally worn by Corinne, but that doesn't stop the gals from throwing back a few Bud Light Lime-A-Ritas (WILL YOU BE OUR SPONSOR, PLZ??) as they chat with their guests, TOMMY & GRANT, two new members of the GUYS WE FUCKED GAY PANEL! Sure, Tommy is a stripper, but he's also a PHD student, sex researcher and former rude bartender while Grant is the founder of the nonprofit organization Yoga Within Reach, Lead Trainer for Marriage Equality, reason Corinne is not dead in a ditch a la Edgar Allan Poe and all-around saint. The foursome share giggles and groans as they discuss bumping uglies, girls who sound like seals when they orgasm, premature ejaculation and Vin Diesel's voice. But the main thing they want you to take from this episode is that no matter what anyone says, everyone likes getting their ass eaten. PLUS: Grant breaks some serious news and comes adorably prepared to educate the #fuckers! SEE SORRY ABOUT LAST NI

On this episode of Guys We Fucked: The Anti Slut-Shaming podcast, the women of Sorry About Last Night take a walk on the serious side. Corinne continues to excel at her favorite pastime: GETTING DUMPED and Krystyna is lucky enough to relive every juicy moment of the event. The backstory! The drama! The texts! Post play-by-play, Krystyna and Corinne welcome Audrie to the show. Brought up in an Evangelical Christian home, Audrie and her boyfriend, John, recently dealt with an unwanted pregnancy. By agreeing to speak on the podcast about her abortion, Audrie turns a harrowing experience many females have to go through alone into an eye-opening look into the often swept-under-the-rug abortion process that the hosts feel so fortunate to be able to share with their listeners. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.