Guys We F****d

Sure, they've talked about jizz-in-the-face, rape fantasies, dropping tits on passed out comrades and pissing on public floors, but it was their comical wish that Corinne's bang boo "be blacker" that stopped the record. Scraaaaaaatch! Alright, Young Al Sharptons of America (and India and Brazil and Jordan...etc.) let's discuss race! On this week's episode, Krystyna & Corinne (together known as comedy duo Sorry About Last Night) welcome the actual Black man of the hour -- MIKE BROWN. Grab some celery sticks and make sure your earbuds are pushed in tight 'cause you're about to get The Mike Brown Experience, including, but not limited to, shout-outs, emotions, smooth talk, interview talk, words without the 'g' at the end, Donald Sterling, Solange and those eyes. Ahh those Mike Brown eyes. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Tweet Mike @YoMikeBrown Twwet Labs @standupnylabs Instagram: instagram.com/so

Ahh! Spring is finally upon us and the smell of semen is in the air! While Krystyna was on the east side acting so crazy she thought the only logical explanation was pregnancy, Corinne was on the west side fucking a black guy. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last night hang with MARK NORMAND, comedian, writer of one of comedy's top slut-inspired jokes (as determined by Corinne) and dude Krystyna would fuck if circumstances were different. In this hilarious episode, the girls blast Mark's ideas of what women want ("weirdos and cool guys") and he shares a super sexy story involving Stove Top Stuffing and Ms. Frizzle (yes, like the ginger from Magic School Bus). OTHER TOPICS INCLUDE: Mother's Day, farts, Monica Lewinsky & fan dick pics. Also, if anyone knows a Spice Girl, please let us know. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet Mark Normand @MarkNorm Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnigh

While Krystyna has decided life is better without a full length mirror, Corinne has been busy basking in the glory of her butt as reflected in her brand new vanity mirror (emphasis on the vanity). This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a dream guest, DAN SAVAGE. Savage is an author, media pundit & journalist best known for his syndicated sex advice column "Savage Love", his weekly podcast "Savage Lovecast" and for starting the "It Gets Better" campaign with husband Terry Miller. In this especially candid and intimate episode, Corinne & Krystyna pick Dan's brain on everything from prostate milking to his coining of the term 'monogamish'. Why do straight people make their significant others exile past fucks? Has Angelina Jolie lost her edge? Does a relationship have to end in a funeral home for it to be considered a success? Is Dan a body fascist faggot? Are facials demeaning? All these questions and more are answered during this can't-miss episode. Follow Dan Savage on Twitter @fakedan

After last week's cornucopia of emotions, Krystyna and Corinne needed to skip town. Krystyna found comfort in a Kim Kardashian-like stripper outside of Boston and Corinne traveled to the majestic land of New Jersey where her standing on the 'Tier of Sluttiness' was realized. This week, the gals of Sorry About Last Night welcome a recurring GWF character of sorts...none other than CRAIG MAHONEY (AKA MAHOTTIE). Contrary to the show's title, sometimes having a penis in one's vagina isn't the true measure of a successful sexual encounter. Sometimes all that matters is that you woke up naked next to Craig Mahoney. Corinne recently woke up naked to Craig Mahoney and she's been reveling in her victory ever since. TOPICS INCLUDE: Craig ruins the dreams of strange children, dogs watching you bang, crooked dicks, being roofied & our most prized sexual mementos. PLUS: Bonus guest GWF Superfan LIZ from Australia & win tix to Hump! Tour 2014! E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAb

It's been a rough week. Krystyna bombed, Corinne dropped some bombs. They both cried. After one of the more serious intros in Guys We Fucked history, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome this week's guest: a former professional escort (yeah, like a fancy prostitute) to shed some light on the often shit upon sex industry. In this rare estrogen-only episode, the 3-some discusses 3-ways (with various gender identity combos), feeling like a dumbass in lingerie, sadistic sex acts, girl crushes, humiliation narratives and reading one's porn. PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS FEATURE: What Anal Sex Means to Me E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener

The most important thing to remember during sex is that rhythm is a dancer. Although Corinne's a little rundown from all the mouse murdering she's been doing in her new digs and Krystyna's addiction to Sesame Chicken has reached new heights, the girls of Sorry About Last Night have rallied yet again to bring you answers to some of life's most harrowing questions such as the age-old TO SWALLOW...OR NOT TO SWALLOW? This week we meet freshly fucked JOE, a member of the Shaved Generation, who has been making out with Corinne since New Year's Eve 2012. Joe and Corinne share that special kind of disconnect that sits in only the numbest of hearts and Krystyna is only too happy to be the sole witness at the signing of their no-strings-attached friendly fuck treaty. TOPICS COVERED INCLUDE: 17-year-old sex, nose ring sex, jack hammer sex, holiday sex, lying to your mom FOR THE RIGHT REASONS, Hillary Rodham Clinton + that time Krystyna and Corinne HELD (not threw) a party. And, yes, Corinne now knows Nihilism isn't the