Immortality Weekly

Joel and Scott finally discover how the immorality mechanics of the Highlander universe actually work jk jk jk jk jk

Joel and Scott discuss the best immortality movie no one remembers is about immortality. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR: - Being John Malkovich (1999)

Joel and Scott discuss a movie called Immortals where no one seems to know what immortality is. POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR - Dogshit Lemonade (2011)

Joel and Scott discuss the best-ever 90s goth action movie about purpose-driven immortality.

Joel and Scott start a dating advice column for immortals.

Joel and Scott discuss an immortal who's actually halfway decent at being immortal.

Joel and Scott try to make sense of The Night King. Like, what's his deal?

In the first Immortal Issues, Joel and Scott try to figure out how Paul Rudd has avoided becoming a government lab rat.

Joel and Scott discuss Hancock, where a drunk version of Superman teaches us that immortals don't have to be assholes.

Joel and Scott discuss the Childlike Empress, but Joel tries to make the whole thing about Morla, The Ancient One.

Joel and Scott discuss Zardoz and the relationship between immortality, erectile dysfunction, and Sean Connery.

Joel and Scott discuss the 1992 supernatural comedy classic Death Becomes Her, in which immortality is basically just plastic surgery, but worse.

Joel and Scott discuss 'In Time,' dystopian capitalism, and jokes that never seem to get old.

Joel and Scott discuss Chucky and what to do if you die in a pile of dolls.

Joel and Scott discuss time loops discuss time loops.

Joel and Scott discuss Twilight and why concealing your immortality is easier if you actually try.

Joel and Scott discuss the cheerleader from Heroes and why she shouldn't show anyone her brain.

Joel and Scott break the fourth wall and agree to disagree about whether or not Deadpool can age.

Joel and Scott discuss Peter Pan and why growing up is not the problem.

Joel and Scott discuss Highlander and the link between immortality and being kind of a dick for no reason.