Stiff Socks

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The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The boys spiral through chaos this week as Trevor gets yelled at in Central Park for "animal abuse," they roast gluten-free bagels, and break down the most unhinged dating video ever sent featuring a shirtless guy reading a book while his dog wears pants. They also dive into insane youth sports celebrations, aging out of hookup culture, and a moped disaster in Secret Sock.

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.  

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Michael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged. 1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO 2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA 6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now 16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever 21:00 - Have you ever really made love? 40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making 42:00 - When is the best time to “make love” 49:00 - Funny online dating stories 51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through 01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked 01:03:00 - Costume ideas 01:11:00 - SOCK TALK 01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK

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