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Sinopse
A quick 15ish minute daily news suppository for people who think cable anchors don't scream at each other enough. Designed to give you just enough information to make you sound knowledgeable at the water cooler, but not knowledgeable enough to put you on a government no-fly list.
Episódios
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Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face | 4.3.26
03/04/2026 Duração: 53minEpisode 1930 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:14 Do ice cream drum sticks melt? 00:11:50 Woman gets 14 million for eating a nail in her ice cream 00:19:02 Florida cop ordered into counseling for farting in co-workers face 00:28:03 Everest poisoning insurance scam 00:40:57: The People Win! Hersey’s going back to good Reese’s next year Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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NASA Artemis II Finally Launched and the Toilet Broke Immediately | 4.2.26
02/04/2026 Duração: 42minEpisode 1929 - brought to you by https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor - join our community! 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:07:35 - Brazilian Cop goes viral for looking Very coked out at press conference after giant drug bust 00:11:51 - Did you know that you can get Jewish Coke that's made with cane sugar during Passover? 00:20:49 - Artemis II Launches back to the moon... and the $23M NASA toilet broke immediately 00:36:07 - Male Enhancement Chocolates busted for being viagra in California Thank you for listening, we love you all, and most importantly: HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Kristi Noem Suffers Another Big L At The Breasts Of Her Husband | 4.1.26
01/04/2026 Duração: 48minEpisode 1928 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:35 Dan Hurley & the ref he headbutted are best friends?! 00:06:20 Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon, is apparently into bimbofication & wearing big fake boobs?! 00:27:15 Tubleweeds are insane 00:33:20 Chinese ghost drivers and their Uber scam 00:36:40 Wrestler “Krule” gets stabbed by fan, and then the fan gets mauled by 20 wrestlers Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Are we deploying ground troops? One Stripper says so | 3.31.26
31/03/2026 Duração: 50minEpisode 1927 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:27 Wes’ lottery fantasy 00:08:59 Army looking into Helicopter flyby at Kid Rock’s House 00:14:02: JD Vance thinks aliens are demons 00:23:07 Stripper claims military guys are spilling secrets about being deployed to war 00:31:54 Air Canada CEO to retire after English-only condolence furor 00:39:38 Career criminal arrested for third time since winning 160 million dollar powerball Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Thieves Stole Every Kit Kat Bar Ruining Easter | 3.30.26
30/03/2026 Duração: 48minEpisode 1926 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:30 Tiger flipped another car and was arrested for suspicion of DUI 00:10:10 Female UFC fighter gets KOed, submitted, and craps her pants within 7 seconds 00:15:00 California man who was arrested for suspicion of DUI is found dead inside police car he crawled into three days after his release 00:22:10 12 tons of Kit Kats were stolen in Europe 00:29:20 Delivery bots in Chicago cannot see glass and keep crashing through bus stops 00:33:05 Scientists have confirmed that birds have a fear of googly eyes 00:35:30 RFK Jr admits in diary that he cut off the penis of a dead raccoon in 2001 and kept it 00:40:00 Woman caught by judge driving car in her Zoom court hearing Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Italian Anarchists Accidentally Blown Up by Own Bomb | 3.27.26
27/03/2026 Duração: 48minEpisode 1925 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Find LUCY near you at lucy.co/stores, or save 20% on your first online order at https://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTORhttps://www.lucy.co/HARDFACTOR with promo code HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:06:40 That really blew up in their face! Italian Anarchists accidentally ignite homemade bomb and the McDonald's Big Arch Fails the Gorske Test 00:26:47 The TSA is finally BACK thanks to a National Emergency for long airport security lines 00:29:07 Arnold's son Joseph Baena is about to compete in professional bodybuilding 00:35:53 ANIMALS: Reacher Exonerated, Punch Eating @ss, Cats Stuck Inside Couches, and Vaping Squirrels Thank you for listening, we love you all! Join out community at https://patreon.com/hardfactor - and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD/W!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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United Airlines Unveils The Best Way To Have Sex On A Plane | 3.26.26
26/03/2026 Duração: 46minEpisode 1924 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:40 What happened in 1924 00:05:37 United Airlines unveils the easiest way to join the Mile High Club 00:12:25 Army raises its max age to join from 35 to 42 00:15:25 CO wants to surpass Nevada as the sex industry capital of the United States & legalize prostitution statewide 00:24:35 Punch the Monkey is finally getting some balls 00:27:50 Meta & Google lose landmark lawsuit regarding depression and children using their platforms 00:36:30 We have a new CA toe sucker to let you know about Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Five Nights at Epstein’s | 3.25.26
25/03/2026 Duração: 42minEpisode 1923 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Good news, “we’ve won” the war in Iran 00:13:40 Irish Youtuber convicted of killing pregnant girlfriend after GTA live stream alibi fail 00:21:40 Malaysian couple caught having sex in broad daylight at a cemetery 00:25:10 New video game ‘Five Nights at Epstein’s’ is sweeping through schools 00:30:20 Boner Bears Honey recalled for having unlabled Viagra ingredients Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend | 3.24.26
24/03/2026 Duração: 48minEpisode 1922 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Get 20% off your first order when you buy online with code HARDFACTOR at lucy.co. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:59 Father and son both banned from donating sperm 00:17:36: Homeward bound moment with 7 dogs in China 00:23:45 Quad amputee pro cornohole player murders friend 00:32:23 Tennessee Police Investigating Alleged Assault Involving ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson 00:41:14 2 new insane orca videos Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Teleported to Waffle House Against Your Will | 3.23.26
23/03/2026 Duração: 51minEpisode 1921 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: LUCY - Go to lucy.co/hardfactor for 20% off you first order of 100% pure tobacco-free nicotine pouches and more (21+ only, age verified) 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:01:05 - RIP Chuck Norris 00:10:26 - Trumpdate: ICE in "The Terminal," Olds, Surprise Pearl Harbor Presser, and the final Mueller Report 00:25:32 - FEMA Associate Advisor Greg Phillips goes viral for description of "teleportation" to waffle house - "no fun" 00:36:50 - Punch the Monkey has a girlfriend now 00:40:50 - The "Fatburg" that clogged the sewer below Heathrow Airport Thank you for listening! Join our community at patreon.com/hardfactor, and most importantly: HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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A Woman With Boobs So Big She Can’t Fly Coach | 3.20.26
20/03/2026 Duração: 52minEpisode 1920 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:45 Reminiscing about the Duke Lacrosse team house stripper controversy 00:05:50 National Grocery Bagging competition has crowned its 2026 winner 00:23:00 GREAT NY BOOBS: Including an OnlyFans model who has to fly business class, her boobs are so big. Plus, an almost completely tatted woman decides to keep and get more tattoos after AI showed her what she would look like without them 00:33:45 Russia is going to make childless women see a hypnotist in order to get them to have kids 00:40:00 ABC cancels The Bachelorette after video surfaces of The Bachelorette throwing chairs at her ex Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Why Are Birds Now Addicted to Cigs? | 3.19.26
19/03/2026 Duração: 48minEpisode 1919 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:50 Markwayne and Rand Paul went at it in session 00:19:40 Stand-up comedian given a terminal diagnosis travels to kill ex-wife 00:29:50 Birds have taken up cigarettes 00:33:30 New study explains traits of people that have never had sex Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails | 3.18.26
18/03/2026 Duração: 49minEpisode 1918 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:35 Florida bill against marrying 1st cousin fails 00:07:00 Afro Man trail highlights 00:27:51 Former Baywatch actress keeps getting arrested for freeing Beagles 00:37:00 UK Police Launch Investigation into @ChingChongChinaman on X and XBox Live Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Are You Sucking On A Dead Person’s Breasts, You MIGHT BE?! | 3.17.26
17/03/2026 Duração: 51minEpisode 1917 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:04:30 - Wes picked a golf winner for the Discord, join to get picks 00:07:00 - What happened in 1917 00:08:35 - Rumor has it that the new leader of a country that executes people for being gay, Iran, is also gay! 00:28:50 - New plastic surgery technique could mean you are sucking on the tits constructed using a dead person's fat 00:38:35 Real Estate agent loses license after being caught sending a relative to mandatory ethics course 00:44:00 Heidi Fleiss is in a battle with her Las Vegas neighbors over her 30 rescue parrots she wants to let fly around her house and yard Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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STONE COLD | 3.16.26 | Aliens and Pardon Extortionists
16/03/2026 Duração: 45minEpisode 1916 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: BRUNT - Get $10 Off at BRUNT with code HARDFACTOR at https://www.bruntworkwear.com/HARDFACTOR #Bruntpod 00:00:00 - Timestamps 00:05:24 - Harvard Professor Avi Loeb DEMANDS that NASA retrieves the Alien cone that the Mars rover passed 5 miles ago 00:15:41 - Superwood - 50% stronger and 6x lighter than steel, fireproof, and 90% more eco-friendly than steel production, is finally in manufacturing production 00:20:11 - Lawyer secures Presidential Pardon for client then gets caught attempting to extort Pardon client... Now seeking own Presidential Pardon 00:30:16 - ODDBALLS: Feet Licking Indian Demon all over Mark's algorithm, Smuggled Ants, and the Oscars Thank you for listening! Go to https://patreon.com/hardfactor to join our community!! But most importantly, get out there and HAGFD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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UFC fighters to train FBI agents | 3.13.26
13/03/2026 Duração: 50minEpisode 1915 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:03:22 What happened in 1915? 00:05:25 Air Force General has been missing for two weeks and the FBI is getting involved 00:16:16 UFC fighters to train FBI agents & white house card announced 00:28:40 World Cup of Sperm Racing 2026 is ON, and the USA should consider this team member (florida man strip club incident): 00:39:18 Tennessee grandmother jailed after AI facial recognition error links her to fraud And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our co
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Mysterious Chickens Terrorize California | 3.12.26
12/03/2026 Duração: 42minEpisode 1914 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:04:20 What happened in 1914? 00:05:55 Man mistakenly arrested by FBI on South West flight for praying for Ramadan 00:13:50 Iran war updates: California drone warning, Israel missile attacks 00:22:35 Woman drugs lasagna to get another woman to have a miscarriage 00:29:55 Myterious chickens are terrorizing a neighborhood in Sacramento And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the pod! Go to patreon.com/HardFactor to join our community, get access to Discord chat, bonus pods, and much more -
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The Bishop Who Really Loved Tijuana Prostitutes | 3.11.26
11/03/2026 Duração: 44minEpisode 1913 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:02:40 What happened in 1912? Supposed to be 1913 00:06:10 Glitter aka Divorce Dust is the new weapon being used by women to combat cheating men 00:18:40 Don’t order meat on your pizza, its the new Red Flag for women 00:22:00 Bishop was embezzling from his Parish to get whores in Tijuana 00:34:20 They are finally searching Epstein’s ranch in New Mexico 00:38:10 Louisiana teacher who fed kids cupcakes laced with husband’s sperm gets 41 years in prison And much more Thank you for listening and supporting the
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Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex | 3.10.26
10/03/2026 Duração: 49minEpisode 1912 brought to you by www. patreon.com/hardfactor - JOIN OUR COMMUNITY!! Timestamps: (00:00:00) - Are Koreans getting bigger? (00:05:13) - Rockland United School District in the SOFT CORNER for firing teacher for pissing in jugs (00:20:50) - South Korean government National Tax Service hacks their own crypto account, giving illegal funds directly to hackers (00:27:26) - Florida Man (Inmate) Leaves Charity BBQ for Porta-Potty Sex (00:35:36) - ALLOY CORNER: Ancient Iranian Blades and Copper Wires on Notice Thank you for listening, we love you, and most importantly: HAGFD!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Meta AI Glasses Sharing Customers’ Nudes to Employees | 3.9.26
09/03/2026 Duração: 49minEpisode 1911 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: QUINCE: Don’t keep settling that clothes that don’t last. Go to Quince.com/hardfactor for free shipping and 365-day returns. FACTOR - Head to factormeals.com/hardfactor50off and use code hardfactor50off to get 50% off your first Factor box PLUS free breakfast for 1 year. *Offer only valid for new Factor customers with code and qualifying auto-renewing subscription purchase. Make healthier eating easy with Factor. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:05:50 What happened in 1911? 00:08:00 Meta is being sued as it’s alleged that their AI glasses have been sharing customers’ nude, having sex, jerking off, and bank cards, to Meta contractors reviewing 00:23:55 Epstein file FBI interviews related to Trump allegations were released 00:28:00 New Epstein death stuff coming out about a guard getting weird payments 00:35:20 UNR student and OF member caught jerking it in the school library 00:39:10 Canadian man steals and tortures beloved flamingo from Vegas Flamin