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"Jackie Chan" can be a verb, right?

Will Arnett tries his best to save a talking dog movie.

Easily the best movie where Simon Peg plays a Scottish cat.

It's like a kids version of Oceans 11.

"Remora." The word is "remora." Also, sharks only kinda have tongues, but it's weird. And, also, Dolph Lundgren is in this. It's a wild ride.

Apparently this was Andy's favorite movie in 1995. In his defense, most kids his age have terrible taste in movies.

The second part, where Lisa has many feels about Tom Holland not knowing what's going on.

Lisa begins her trip through the Spiderman mythos a few years behind the curve.

Just after Adam says there will probably never be a third one... there's a third one.

If someone told you to cross How to Train your Dragon with Moby Dick, you'd be 90% there.

Because one movie about terrorizing children to solve the energy crisis isn't enough.

This movie had no right to go this hard, but here we are.

Indiana Jones, but with kids. What could go wrong?

Of course they made a sequel. Of course it's worse. But, still, somehow, it works.

The sequel to the movie that gave us the phrase "wait, is this movie secretly about racism?" returns and... it's secretly about racism.

A nostalgia bomb that finds its target. 

Let's get ready to.... yeah, nevermind.

Well, it's an computer generated animal movie with Tony Hale as the villain. Like that narrows it down...

A critique of colonialism... ya know, for kids.

The second installment in the DaVinci Code for Americans sees Nicolas Cage moving on to international incidents, not just federal crimes.