David's Dumb Ideas Podcast

The three of us tried to drink 25 oz cans of all 11 flavors of Bud-Light-A-Rita in under an hour. As you can tell this episode is like four and a half hours. Two hours in Mike's roommate, Joe Miciak (@jmiciak) comes home and helps us, which was great because Mike gave up like two cans in. The podcast is going on hiatus because David has to move to LA for a job. Enjoy this dumb long episode in the meantime!

It's a job interview! But conducted by idiots. Comedian, frequent guest and acquaintance of the podcast, Sarah Wilson (@satan.wilson) applies to be the second cohost of the show. We look at her resume all the back to elementary school and ask such burning questions as "Whose death on this podcast will affect you the least?" We're also joined by an outside consultant, comedian and listener of 5 episodes, Charlie Sosnick (@_ryanseacrest). Listen to what it sounds like when someone is more qualified than the people conducting the interview.

Mike finally cleans his dirty ass room, while we narrate with his roommate, comedian and creator of the David's Dumb Ideas logo, Joe Miciak (@jmiciak). Find out how long Mike has kept a library book on boats, how many empty bars of deodorant are on his dresser and how the wet spot got on his floor and more!

Comedian and high-end vintage clothing store buyer, Lucy Randall (@LUCYANARANDALL) joins us to go through Tom and Langston's low-end closets and tell them how much their clothes are worth, while sharing wild stories from the world of buying and selling used fashion in NYC.

It's a competition to see who can spell foreign words that David can't pronounce, as we hold a spelling bee of international insults and innuendos. You'll learn what Ghanaians call Nigerians behind their backs and how to insult someone's mother in Singapore.

We thought outside the bun for this dumb idea. Join us live in a Brooklyn Taco Bell with comedian and Taco Bell enthusiast, Brian Bahe (@brian_bahe, UFOlogy Podcast) as we discuss local news stories that happened at Taco Bells across America.

We watch this weird ass anime called Qwaser of Stigmata. It involves the periodic table of elements and sucking on titties. That's pretty much the whole plot.

We take quizzes online to figure out the answers to important questions. What career is David suited for? What kind of dog would Tom be? Is Mike a psychopath? Find out the results to those questions and more on this week's episode of David's Dumb Ideas!

Reddit has a subreddit for any interest you could possibly imagine and many more that you wouldn't fathom. We clicked random a bunch of times and went on a journey from r/GalGadot and r/camping to r/ImaginaryCityscapes and r/mallninjashit.

We look at the Yelp reviews for a $1 Pizza place in Brooklyn. Listen to what Brooklyn's culinary community has to say about the 2 Bros' Pizza on Flatbush Ave. The reviews range from nonsensical to nonsensical and possibly racist.

We're joined this week by comedian Langston MacDiarmid as we play a tournament of Madden on PS2 from an edition when NFL Europe was still a thing. Listen the Cologne Centurions play in all their glory!

¡Hola oyentes! None of us know Spanish, so we tried to guess the news on Spanish news websites (world, celebrity, blanco supremacy), then checked our guesses against Google Translate.

We invited a dominatrix to dinner in Mike's basement. Listen as she shares stories from the dungeon over a nice cold meal from the bodega.

It's 3/15, the anniversary of Maine's admission to the union as the 23rd state! We celebrate everything we know about Maine and everything we could find out over the course of the podcast. It's not much. Enjoy!

Wasabi flavored Kit Kats! Cough drop flavored Kit Kats! Paul sent us a bunch of weird Japanese Kit Kats. Special guests and comedians, Justin Flanagan and Scott Chaplain join the team to guess the flavors during a blind taste test. Listen to five guys gradually get tummy aches!

It's Oscars Night and people have already given their predictions for 2018, so we figured we'd give you our picks for 2020. We look at all the potential nominees and winners for movies coming out in 2019 from Naya Legend of the Golden Dolphin and Untitled "Men in Black" Spinoff to other movies we just found out about!

Mike leads a celebration of the Jewish holiday Purim, which David, Tom and probably you know nothing about. All Mike told us beforehand is that it's a festive drinking holiday so Tom chugged a bunch of malt liquor before we recorded. We discuss the history of Purim, circumcisions and Persians. This episode is a day early so you can celebrate with us at sundown. A freilichen Purim!

The team read Steve Harvey's Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man so you don't have to. Well, we skimmed it. Enjoy our analysis of the Family Feud host's first dating advice book. On this episode you'll learn how women are like fish, men are very simple and how many days you should wait before giving up "the cookie."

David told Tom and Mike that they were observing Black History Month with a trivia game about black cinema history. Really, he just meant Big Momma's House 2. Listen to this episode and celebrate BHM with BMH2!

Comedian and Bronx native AJ Thompson (@AJtheHumorist) joins the team to scroll through the comment section of Worldstar Hip Hop. We're talking old Kanye West, a scene from Sex and the City and NYC transit stories.