Talkin Bout Practice

Bars. Juan joins the show and puts everyone on blast. NCAA wants to help its players, not by paying them though. Everybody needs a pair of Jordan's. Wake Forest, weak ass mascot, a Demon Deacon? Really? Juan knows everything about sports. Lebron: a media mogul. Foot in Mouth: Derek cant speak. The number of Browns wins is a ever wavering number. The only good thing about fantasy football is the team name. Cereal is delicious. Period. Beats by J: Travis Scott, need time to soak it in. YG has a new album? Juan has a podcast. Roll one up: snickers and racism.  

Bars. Is it possible to hate on Lebron? No. A lot of allegedy's happened between Tristan Thompson and Draymond Green. Jordan don't buy it. Melo gave money back?!! Gambling is the best thing for the WNBA. Adam Silver knows best. Foot in Mouth: International Champions Cup, ehh. Roll one Up; Crown jewel heist! Dave does such a Dave thing, in Canada nonetheless. Beau knows, or does he?

Bars. Dwayne Wade tries to play hard to get, unfortunately this isn't 10 years ago and the Heat don't really need you. Kevin Love signs a 4 year deal with the Cavs. You don't need Miss Cleo to know to the future of the Cavs. At least Cleveland is used to being at the bottom. Michael Beasley's a baller. Foot in Mouth: Malcom to Barce. Native winners, immigrant losers. Canadian Football is weird, and they have stupid names. What the F**k is an Alouette?! A cautionary tale about the company you keep. Keep it a Buck: we hate the quiet guy. Gary Sanchez has groin issues. I've got 5: We make baseball better, take note Rob Manfred. Roll one up: Chic Fil A for life, is there anything better? Nope.  

Bars. We spend an absorbent amount of time on Kawhi Leonard. Derek doesn't care about your feelings, especially you Demar. Stop putting your feels on a black screen. What banana boat crew member will Melo sign with? Derrick Rose is the youngest MVP EVERRRR!!! Boston gets Smart with their money. AB wants all the shine on the Madden Cover, also FIFA for life. Jarreau doesn't pay proper respect to Revis Island. Foot in Mouth: Liverpool pay bucco bucks to replace Karius, Ronaldo makes $4100 an hour at his new gig, what have you done today? MANNYWOOD is back! Roll on up: no arms but still dangerous. Amputee people need representation. Creepiness doesn't always mean sexual harassment. Don't pay hoes money, but you can give us money.  

Bars. Ray Lewis's dance got old real quick. Isaiah Thomas missed out on a ton of money. Jordan for some reason thinks Nate Robinson didn't have bounce...dude was 5'5 going between the legs! The NFL ups the pettiness in the T.O. situation.  You don't need to give a reason to retire from football...we know. Beats by Jarreau, actually more like with Jordan cause Jarreau didn't listen to anything. Better Ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa Johns. N***a! Foot in Mouth: Derek is torn apart in the World Cup final, some friendlies aren't so friendly. I've got 5: Five white people who can say the n-word, Jordan will explain better.  

Bars. The NFL is ass backwards and hypocritical. LeSean McCoy lives up to his nickname with some alleged shady stories. Foot in Mouth: It ain't coming home!!! Carmelo Anthony, the only guy with 4 gold medals. The Warriors like to keep it in the family. Keep it a Buck: WNBA players wants equal pay to NBA players without equal play.

Bars. Derek doesn't know how to properly yell into the mic when expressing his exuberance for LeBron's Plan. We have the latest sound from Kahwi. He must really hate San Antonio. The Clippers have had a terrible existence. Want to know more about Nick Foles? No, but he still put out an autobiography. Keep it a Buck: being the face isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Foot in Mouth: Ronaldo's "beard" is weak. Player hater ball: eat a dick warrior haters. Janoris Jenkins' brother does not know how to dispose of a body. Roll one up: S-S-S-Starbucks s-s-s-sucks.

Bars. Anything is possible in free agency. We would drive an hour and half for a Big 3 game. Jordan likes his wrestling, Derek name drops. Foot in Mouth: no World Cup for a day and we're fiending for it, squinting your eyes even if out of love is problematic. Collin Martin lives his life openly. I've got 5: We try to give our favorite action movies, instead we just give a list of good action movies. Roll One Up: from a possible Peace prize, to just a possible piece of ass.

Bars. The NBA awards is becoming just a giant circle jerk, as players receive awards for categories they aren't qualified for. When the Big "O" talks we all should listen. Foot in mouth: thank your local South Korean, Mexico. A father's love is not as strong as Marcin Gortat. Obvious Lebron speculation, Decision part deux? Do people even like the Loony Toons anymore? Roll One Up: traffic was heavier than usual in LA today.

Bars. Shouts to the OG initial and number nickname AK47, terrible hair though. We don't know anyone in the draft. Puma basketball shoes? Jarreau takes us back in time to when Puma first tried to put a basketball shoe. Carmelo has yet to start ring chasing. Foot in Mouth: Harry Kane is better than Messi. Roll one up: People don't respect the hustle.

Bars. We've got the latest sound from Kawhi on where he's going. Power to the players. Phil performs a blasphemous act. Golf...get over yourself. Foot in mouth: VAR isn't that bad. Beats by the Js: Kanye lost it. Player hater ball: hey Hunter Strickland, kick rocks. Player haters ball: hey KD, shut up. I've got 5: swisher flavors.

Bars. Jordan Bell has his Hennyware. Jarreau pre-breaks up with the Warriors. He still likes them but soon he will be over them. Sho-time ends early for baseball's only hero. Reggie Bush gets a legit payout thanks to the "concrete surface of death." Keep it a buck: Jordan tantalizes the free agent market with his Lebron take. Greg Hardy's ability to beat up someone gets him a job. Jarreau's hatred for Kobe is not as strong as his love for him. Boxing has an actual fight we want to watch. Foot In Mouth: it's beginning! Roll one up: livin' it up at a funeral.

Bars. Derek has a soon to be classic foot in mouth moment. Basic Lebron talk: is his legacy tarnished, where will he go, blah blah blah. The NBA wants clarity with the refs, but that's not to be trusted. Ain't nobody quite like TO. Jarreau loves to talk about Julian Edelman. Derek is the only who cares about Ovi winning the cup. Jordan likes people with two last names so much he makes them up. Foot in mouth: No Hope for US World Cup bid. Roll one up: it's GTA out here.  

Bars. LeBron finds a way to top his poor people press conference. The memes from game 1 alone were worth it. Johnny Manziel can barely get it done in Canada. Is cocaine legal in Canada? Marry Jason Kidd, fuck Dwayne Casey, and kill John Beilein, according to Derek. Foot in mouth: Mr. Headbutt is out at Real Madrid. We are liking these 7 songs albums. The Curry's are procreating like rabbits. Keep it a buck: quinoa or "kinwai" is disgusting. Roll one up: when your PJ isn't big enough you ask your church for a bigger one.

Bars. TBP took some L's this week, mainly Jordan's arm and Jarreau's phone. The fake MVP and co went ice cold, along with some refs help send the Warriors to the finals. LeBron's greatness gives him one game. Keep it a buck: IG live is to be only used by people who have enough people to watch. USDA prime rap beef going on. I've got 5: the best rap beef in history. Foot in mouth: Sergio Ramos is a wanted man. Player haters ball: fuck you apple.

Bars. Shimmy shimmy Paul, shimmy yam shimmy yay. Jarreau's confidence in the Warriors is at $50, not at a bill though. Keep it a buck: Jordan hates on KD. The all NBA teams are announced some of these or not like the others and some of these don't belong. The NFL is stupid. Derek Jeter's image sold for 100k and he probably won't see any of it. Errbody dropping beats. Foot in mouth: Buffon not done yet. Roll one up: bad parenting put in display on CNN. Don't play dice with Derek cause he'll take your money...in questionable fashion.

Bars. The weakest chin in sports gets cooked. Lebelievland is alive. Eh Johnny Manziel is going to Canada to play for the wolf dogs or tiger cats or some other redundant shit. Is cocaine legal in Canada or something? The kings are terrible at the draft. Foot in mouth: the mighty Germans get trampled. Gracías Iniesta. Roll one up: the post whitehouse Obama's hustle is strong.

Bars. Roy Campanella episode. Leboston doesn't look like it's going to happen. Chris Paul's figure is funny to watch out on the court. Not much love for Dez out there. Our world descends into a moral abyss as sports gambling is made legal. I've got 5: Favorite villains. Foot in Mouth: Atletico Madrid wins the NIT of football tournaments. Roll one up: Nick Saban you petty little man.